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Danny: You wanna go to a book festival with me this weekend?
Jason: You don't like books, or reading?
Danny: Nope. But I like you, and you like books and reading so I thought it would be fun.
Jason, choked up: Oh.
Danny: You don't want to?
Jason: Ye-Yeah I wanna go, sounds fun. Unrelated, what's your ring size?
Autism? In my Twitter AU?
It's more likely than you think!
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Jason: Wait, what? Apparently a bunch of radioactive shrimp got stocked at Walmart somehow??
Danny: 'Radioactive Shrimp' was my nickname in highschool.
No nuance, do you believe in the concept of human souls?
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Posted in R/Trueoffmychest by u/GhostBoyfriendsThrowaway(Jason)
I(23M) have two boyfriends(both 21M). They are both brilliant, talented, amazing people. One of them is an investigative journalist(Who I’ll call W), and the other one is a formerly aspiring Astronaut who ended up losing the chance because of an injury that compromised his vision, and currently works as a mechanic(Who I’ll call D). I’ve been dating both of them for a while now, and the three of us moved in together earlier this year.
D has kids, who are wonderful. Me and W are both listed as emergency contacts for them, and if (God forbid) something happens to D, we’re listed to take care of them. I assumed this would stay true, but the specific arrangement would change over time, because our current one is kinda haphazard, and every time I try to pick them up for something I have to verify like three times that I am actually allowed to pick them up.
So, last week I proposed to W and D. I can’t imagine a life without them, and thought it seemed like an obvious next step. We’d kinda vaguely talked about it beforehand, but D always seemed slightly nervous about it for some reason? Well, I guess I just found out why.
He dropped a bombshell on me that wouldn’t even have occurred to me as a potential problem. Was I worried about him rejecting me? A little. But not fucking this.
Both D and W are from the same town in Illinois, which is apparently considered the ‘Most haunted town in America’ which I kinda assumed was mostly tourism PR. Turns out it’s not, and there are so many ghosts in the area that there’s some kind of chemical pollution through the entire town because of it. D’s parents were scientists in the area, who frequently worked with ghosts. Though according to D, ‘worked with’ is a generous assessment. But he and W both ended up with high enough levels of this chemical pollution in their blood that they’re legally considered fucking ghosts.
And due to a weird hole in the MRA(Meta Rights Act), and something called the ‘Anti-ecto acts’ that means that neither of them are legally considered human. So they can’t get married, no matter how much they want to.
D then started crying and apologising to me about this, as if it was somehow his fault. And apparently HIS FUCKING PARENTS are the people lobbying most strongly for the Anti-ecto acts, even though it meant they were literally making their own child lose human rights.
I’m not sure I fully know where I’m going with this, I just needed to get it out there. Like- How the fuck did this happen? How did these laws get passed? How did anyone at any point in this process think this was okay?
TLDR: I can’t get married to my boyfriends because they aren’t legally considered human because of a hole in the MRA. I don’t know either, man.
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Jason. But he’s a cat
Dash: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Phantom, slowly raising his eyebrow: That's not nearly as funny as you think it is.
---Later---
Dash: *sobbing*
Kwan: Well hes a ghost, maybe insinuating he came from heaven is offensive!
Star, patting Dash's back: Yeah! I mean, maybe he was denied heaven or something and thats why hes a ghost.
Paulina: He also just might not know you were flirting. Ghost might flirt differently!
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Sam: You know Dash was flirting with you earlier right?
Danny, scoffing in disgust: Yeah, but hes Dash so I really couldn't care less.
Tucker: Ouch. Remind me to make sure you never hate me.
honestly the whole deal of the batboys dressing up as each other for JLA business is, objectively, supremely funnier if their identities aren’t even hidden anymore. they don't need to fill in for each other, the kids just like annoying everyone. they'll swap outfits and lie whenever they can, just to see how long they can go before one of them gets caught out. they'll always get found in the oddest moments and it never fails to piss off everybody else at the Watchtower.
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Wonder Woman: -oh, and thank you to Red Robin for that piece of insight you gave us last week, it was very helpful.
Damian dressed up as Tim, has no idea what she's talking about: ....no worries.
Aquaman: oh i wasn't here last week, what did you say?
Red Robin:
Red Robin: ....if you... sprinkle cinnamon on your window-ledges, then spiders aren't as likely to come into your house...?
Aquaman:
Wonder Woman:
Woman Woman: i was referring to the fact that you checked our suspect list and absolved Leonard Woodgate from suspicion due to his documented presence in Gotham during the incident.
Red Robin:
Red Robin: ah.
Wonder Woman, glaring at him: Damian.
Red Robin: fuck.
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*Nightwing, on his phone at the meeting table*
Green Lantern: hey, Dick, can you pass me my coffee?
Nightwing: *doesn't glance over*
Green Lantern: Dick.
Green Lantern: Diiiick?
Green Lantern: RICHARD? DICK???
Batman walking in: you called me?
Green Lantern, looking between them: w- oh for fucks sake- WHERE'S BRUCE?
Dick as Batman, shrugging: honestly i didn't even ask- hey, Tim, where's B?
Nightwing: *still doesn't look up*
Red Hood, showing up in the doorway: did you say my name?
Dick as Batman, now also slightly confused: ...oh is Jason me today?
Jason as Nightwing, finally looking up: oh- sorry, what? completely zoned out there.
Tim as Red Hood: yeah man, i'm Jason, Jason's you, and you're B while he's at the dentist.
Dick: ...huh.
Green Lantern: IF YOU CAN'T TELL HOW THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO?!
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Robin, walking into the room: i'm here, are we starting the meeting soon?
*The rest of the league not giving him a second look*
Superman: ah, hello Damian. yes, sit down, we're starting soon.
Robin:
Robin:
Tim as Robin, angrily: oh fuck off- I AM NOT SHORT ENOUGH TO PASS AS DAMIAN.
The JL:
Damian as Red Robin, walking into the room and muttering under his breath: told you, you loser.
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bonus:
*Red Hood, pouring himself a coffee in the Watchtower kitchen*
Arsenal, coming up behind him and pinching Hood's ass: hey sexy, you coming to mine after this thing or am i coming to yours? we went to mine last time, but i dunno the weather in Gotham this week, so your choice.
Red Hood:
Red Hood:
Arsenal: what?
Dick as Red Hood: this cannot fucking be how i find out you're fucking my little brother, Roy.
Arsenal:
Arsenal: are you fucking- STOP DOING THIS.
Jason as Batman, walking into the room and looking at them for a second:
Jason as Batman: please tell me-
Dick: you treat my fucking brother with respect, Harper.
Jason as Batman: *loses his shit*
Arsenal, staring at the ground chastised, as Batman cries from laughter on the floor across the room: ...yes Richard. I will.
This is true now.
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Reblogging this with my second account too, because Nazi’s are worthless excuses if human beings
I said, do you think you'll kill for me one day? Yes, of course I will, my darling [Dead On Main Prompt]
You know how people say, “Fear the wrath of a kind man”?
Well, the Infinite Realms have the same saying, but instead of a kind man, it's a guardian spirit you should fear.
Guardian spirits are pretty chill in general, but— The moment you prick their obsession? The moment you do something bad to the thing they're protecting?
They'll remind you that they're also known as one of the most vicious types of ghosts you can run into.
Danny: You wanna go to a book festival with me this weekend?
Jason: You don't like books, or reading?
Danny: Nope. But I like you, and you like books and reading so I thought it would be fun.
Jason, choked up: Oh.
Danny: You don't want to?
Jason: Ye-Yeah I wanna go, sounds fun. Unrelated, what's your ring size?
Headcanon that when someone gets injured during a fight, (the clearly underaged) Robin at the time sometimes run into the nearest convenience store and buys vodka to clean the wound~
Imagine.......When Dick is Robin, he gets into a fight with a group of gangsters, and a civilian gets injured. Panicking, Dick runs into the nearest convenience store, looking for something to clean the wound with. Naturally, the workers are very confused as to why a little boy in a brightly coloured costume is attempting to buy a bottle of vodka. They eventually sell it to him on the grounds of "Batman would probably beat us into a pulp if we said no."
Over the years, this happens several more times, even continuing whenever there's a new Robin. Convenience store workers in Gotham have gotten so used to brightly coloured children coming in and purchasing alcohol that when a new person starts working at one of the stores, no one even thinks to explain what the hell is going on.
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Store Manager: —and last but not least, remember to ask for an ID before selling alcohol to anyone who might be underage.
New Employee: understood.
Robin: *enters, in full costume and covered in blood. walks to the back on the store, before returning and placing a bottle of vodka on the counter with a thud*
Store Manager: *immediately begins ringing him up*
Store Manager, smiling: that'll be $20.
Robin: *hands over the money and leaves with his bottle of vodka*
New Employee: ...
New Employee: ......
New Employee: ........that was a child. That was a child in a Halloween costume. You just sold alcohol to a child in a Halloween costume.
Store Manager: oh yeah, that's Robin. We don't actually know how old he is.
severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person
DPXDC prompt #67
The Batfamily has that weird bird whistles and chirping when their comms are off for some reason and as a form of coded language so enemies don't understand what they're saying.
But do you know who, or rather what, use chirping and whistles as a form of language? Ghosts.
Now imagine Danny, who is in Gotham for a field trip with his family (who has been learning Ghost Language after they found out their Danny-O is part spook), make some chirping sound in public, not paying attention, and everyone freeze.
And start looking around, waiting for the batfam jump out of the shadows out of nowhere.
