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its just me and the album i decide to have on repeat this week

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golf sucks but mini golf is fucking awesome....truly one of life's great paradoxes

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golf:

wastes crazy amounts of space and water

soul-crushingly boring

extremely frustrating to all but the highest level of players (most golfers will never even shoot par)

prohibitively expensive (golf clubs are very costly and one round of golf can cost $100+)

mini golf:

18 holes will fit into an area the size of a small park; most courses use astroturf, which doesn't even require water

a fun game of skill to challenge your friends to

easy to get into, but difficult to master

cheap (you and your friends can probably play for like, $20)

BONUS: cool obstacles and gimmicks (windmills, water features, secret holes, etc.)

madctys

#better hide

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mistbjorn

ahagoat

Same energy

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secretsofyourplanetslife-deacti

The signs as lies Justin Bieber’s told

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini: “Send me questions on twitter and I’ll answer them here, on snapchat!”

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo: “I’ll be releasing a single sometime around my birthday”

Libra:

Scorpio:

Sagittarius: “I’m gonna be doing a basketball movie with Mark Wahlberg”

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

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he’s told so much lies lol

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Ya know how in Watchmen, Dr. Manhattan exists in all times at the same time? That’s what watching this felt like. I am both in 2020 and 2005. Who is this intrepid time traveler???

rthstewart

Someone on Twitter pointed out that apart from all the different elements, this is a master class in story telling and comedic timing.

anxietyproblem

terrific-togekiss

I picked a bad year to put so much faith in.

justcatposts

Little girl teaching her cats how to draw a flower

(via)

hottiewitabloggie

they’re? just? sitting there ???

ladycavalier

it makes it 100% better that i can’t understand her, i feel like i’m hearing what cats hear

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crtter

Heh, she’s speaking Portuguese! Here’s what she’s saying:

*baby voice* “… and if you have any questions, just ask me! And now… yeah. And now you draw the roots. You draw them all twisted up! Got it? A flower? Now draw it. Did you get it, Luis Roberto? Did you get it, Jurandir? Look. Did you get it? That’s how you draw a flower.”

Luis Roberto and Jurandir are people names (Jurandir is especially a name associated with older men) so it’s extra funny that the cats are named that, heh.