haunted house bitch

Hannah ❈ she/her ❈ 23 ❈ lover of spooky sitcoms!

[batshit-auspol]

Here's our most requested item: Bob Katter's same-sex marriage speech, in all its unhinged glory

Follow for more Batshit Moments in Australian politics!

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[loumandaniel]

so cute

[ghostlyheart]

I am technically scheduled to work from home tomorrow however there is an Animal Event happening at our place of business that I would hate to miss. But then I would have to get up early and commute

help

sleep in

animals

Voting ended onJun 3

[my-beautiful-wickedness]

@fantasyblr week: Day 5 (Oct. 31) – creatures, species and animal companions

The Skeksis - The Dark Crystal (1982)

[keyfili]

PROJECT HAIL MARY 2026 • dir. Phil Lord & Christopher Miller

[louisegluckpdf]

when everything gets dark and chilly and still and you can hear thunder in the distance but it hasn’t reached you yet and the rain hasn’t started but everyone is already rushing to close windows and bring laundry inside etc…..i get a sort of sexual thrill from that.

[loveridden1999]

this is yearly trend for me to ask this here, so which one's the best summer fruit?

watermelon

mango

Voting ended onJun 2

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Remaining time: 2 days 16 hours

[that-one-idiot-11]

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

[helicalsymmetry]

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

[helicalsymmetry]

2 hours of bad sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a stranded whale and i need to be covered in dynamite in an ill-advised attempt to clear the beach'

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

[abby-howard]

A couple scenes from a little gay vampire story I was kicking around a couple years ago! I sometimes do little pencils-only scenes for things and never post them. But I was looking back at these and was like why not? They're cute!

I have a whole story for these two, but just for funsies, something to do every now and then when I need to let loose.

[cosmonautroger]

Windows 98 Underwater Screensaver, 1998

[astrotheyge]

'FIND SOMEONE TO BE BRAVE FOR' PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026) COLOR PROJECT + YELLOW

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

[json-derulo]

they put my blood through every test under the sun and yet nowhere in the pages and pages of lab reports do they tell me what my blood type is

[json-derulo]

your neutrophils absolute? 2.71. anion gap? why, that's 11! hemoglobin A1C? a solid 5.4. and don't fret, champ—your VLDL (calculated) is a cool 12. real fascinating stuff. hm? what's that? you want to know what kind of blood you have? like, so you won't have to look your next ER nurse in the eye and tell her you have no clue what type you have right after giving her a date of birth that confirms you are over 30 years old? psh, don't be silly! we can't tell you that! it's a ✨secret✨

[json-derulo]

do you know your blood type??

yes, I'm certain of it

I think my family told me what it was but I'm not sure/no recent test to confirm

no, I have no clue

I don't have blood/results

Voting ended onJun 2