haunted house bitch

Hannah ❈ she/her ❈ 23 ❈ lover of spooky sitcoms!

[nonlynear]

my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind

[frostedmagnolias]

Brown Wool Bathing Suit

c. 1900

Kerry Taylor Auctions

[onsuchsmallthingstheworldturns]

Galavant (2015) Complete Series : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

Sitcom, Comedy, Parody, Adventure, Musical, FantasyA musical comedy adventure featuring a knight on a quest for love who helps a childish ki

All the episodes of Galavant are on the Internet Archive!

[ghostlyheart]

they call me the avoider but i really dont want to find out why

[ghostlyheart]

Overheard a very important insight from a 5 year old on the train today (cheetahs are faster than trains, but Sonic is faster than cheetahs)

[reticent-vampire]

And I spend every fucking second of nowhere looking for her. And where is she? Why is she not here with me?

[valend]

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

[dorfs]

getting overtaken as a pedestrian: people are seriously so caught up with themselves they can’t get somewhere 30 seconds later

overtaking people: come on girls it’s not a statue garden

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[franniegore]

i literally dont care if women are evil

[ghostlyheart]

Does anyone know if they fire you for being gauche in the work group chat

[phantomsofyourformerself]

girl who finally is going back to reading by finishing one book: now i'm going to read all the books in the world.

[jessaerys]

(showverse) lestat wants a mommy gabriella wants an equal they both want a lover and a bird of a feather and they are but the rest gets in the way. yeah she birthed him and used him as a tool desperate times desperate measures. lestat gets to ask what does it mean to be a monster forever but gabriella does not even get monsterhood, she gets motherhood. lestat condemns her to being a mother for eternity so who's the worst person really. gabriella is like, that's nice. and then lestat wants louis to be his mommy too. it's needy it's a sort of male entitlement. just like louis wants a quiet and smiling listener to monologue to who needs nothing and has no critiques of him. both of them subject each other to violence that mirrors the misogynistic violence they enact on the world. almost like the way they treat women is indicative of the poison within them (of manhood, of vampirism, of eternal life). girlhood is hell motherhood is hell and godhood? dude you're not going to believe this. hell

[ghostlyheart]

obviously Gabriella is into some fucked up shit but can we really blame her for not wanting to be Mommy forever?

[fella-lovin-fella]

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

[earthseed]

Rachel Chinouriri and Hemlocke Springs for Teen Vogue (June 2026)

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?