mind your manners

🇨🇮 I enjoy being spontaneous, which contradicts my anxiety. Fuck me, right?

[squash-moved-deactivated2020072]

[arigrande-edits]

thank u, next + their movies

[twilight-af-deactivated20220701]

[the midnight sun cullen family meeting]

[edwardfucks]

jdkfksjgkdkhkdjdjdjgldkf we’ve peaked everyone can delete now

[the-memedaddy]

[wormtitty]

“what the fuck is wrong with me?” i ask, fully aware of the mood, personality, and anxiety disorders i have

[sfdfddfsfd-deactivated20181001]

Twitter I said do you remember when Childish Gambino started talking in the middle of a freestyle, then seamlessly hopped back on the flow and it still made made massive sense?

[losttiinspacee]

🐐

[phase2-moved-deactivated2021073]

Q eye except Jonathan has a gun

[phase2-moved-deactivated2021073]

[lassoway]

hot take: jake peralta is bi and john mulaney plays his ex boyfriend from high school in season six of brooklyn nine-nine

[justatrashboat]

[seventhdevil]

[chrisynova-deactivated20160925]

best response to a sexist boyfriend

[smalltonystark]

i went to the gym today and there was a guy going to TOWN on the punching bags so i asked him “rough night?” and he said “my wife’s on a business trip and i miss her” and if that isnt the most steve rogers thing in the world idk what is

[catscenter]

[dundermifflingifs]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[theshitneyspears]

Me at 2 AM: I’m bored

My brain: ur gonna masturbate aren’t ya?

Me:

[champagnemoon]

why everybody be tryna act like they didn’t have a twilight phase

[andhumanslovedstories]

You either had a twilight phase or you had an anti-twilight phase and in either case you invested emotion in twilight, your twilight phase

[geekandmisandry]

Damn.

[alexromero]

[proud-hufflepuff]

Oh my god he really looks like That

[irhinoceri]

Here are some gems from the article:

[sis-nyc]

That he responded to a 10-minute bit mocking him with “it means ‘barrel-maker,’ an honorable profession” makes me believe that Mullaney was 98 to 100% accurate.