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I hope my innie respects the balance.

#severance #the substance #demi moore #adam scott #neurodiversity

Jerry Seinfeld says that you could never do Seinfeld today but one time when I was really high I fell asleep and dreamed a new episode where Jerry came out of the closet as a trans woman and Elaine wanted to be supportive so she gifted Jerry a dress that she didn't really like but when Jerry wore the dress out she got tons of compliments and Elaine gets super pissed about it because she never got any compliments when she wore it but couldn't say anything because she didn't want anyone to call her a fake ally.

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Congratulations on being funnier than the Seinfeld writing staff!

Especially frying rice.

#funny post #funny tweets #twitter #shrimp #lol memes

Saw the most unhinged comment on TikTok live.

#unhinged #funny comments #lol wtf #tiktok

Best compliment ever.

#broken #silly goose #unhinged #unhinged female #QOTD

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PARKER DAY | “SWITCHBLADE SISTERS”

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BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY’S (1961) dir, Blake Edwards

#bpd stuff

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I just have one tiny tweak I wanna make to that last scene. Otherwise no notes, A+ game.

[image description: A five-panel comic shows a ginger cat walking out of a dark, overgrown alley and up some mossy stairs into the sunlight. The small drone the cat is carrying in its mouth gleams in the sun. After reaching the top of the stairs, the cat places the drone onto the mossy ground and sits beside it, looking up at the sun in the sky.]