RileyMe

24. Orange County. I post whatever the fuck I want

[thenatsdorf]

[madam-secret-goat]

[seerileyme]

The “mrrrow” gets me.

[guerrillatech]

"Hey so it turns out that the people of earth accidentally did a global experiment to see if every individual could course correct climate change through mass personal change of habits, and it turns out, no! We can't! It was massive corporate activity all along!"

[his-shining-tears]

[ottermatopoeia]

the fact that they had time to set this all up without the cats absolutely decimating it is a feat in and of itself

[seerileyme]

Jeaz this guy has a lot of cats

[littleboynamedplatypus]

[swarnpert]

do you guys think jesus was hung

[seerileyme]

No. He was nailed to a cross. Duhh

[mimesatwork]

What if Moby Dick, but butts

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

your mind is one of the most dangerous places I’ve seen evidence of

[seerileyme]

Bubble butt, bubble, bubble, bubble butt

[boazpriestly]

This “God Creating Things” series by @lonnieiiv on TikTok is HILARIOUS!

[killorbekillian]

God: Now listen to me Gabriel, these are going to be really fun because some go on pizzas.

Gabriel: Yeah, okay, okay.

God: You like that? And then some will make you see things.

Gabriel: ...’Kay?

God: And some, Gabriel, some just... kill you.

Gabriel: [Long pause] You doin’ okay, pal?

[charlesoberonn]

I like how the impression isn’t just God, but specifically the Morgan Freeman God.

[brucebocchi]

[seerileyme]

Carrot 😍

[actuallygodzilla]

i am not immune to the giant valentine bear aisle

[seerileyme]

Nobody is you fool.

[jextaime]

The fallen Angel Lucifer and the Moon on March 31 2020

[ratfuck]

[matialonsorphoto]

nafta

more on my instagram @matialonsor

[catasters]

[pfeldspar]

deep impact

[seerileyme]

I fits I sits

[ampervadasz]

[parrots-not-in-london-anymore]

I make my own entertainment!

[emmyrussum]

Winona Ryder in Heathers (1988) Natalia Dyer in Stranger Things (2016)

Stop adding stupid fucking photos to this post!!!

[kellyhopkinsvillegoblin]

[seerileyme]

Mmh whatcha saaayyy

[80sretroelectro]

New York skyline, 1991. Scan

[seerileyme]

Wow.

[left-reminders]

[ok91]

[seerileyme]

Me when my fiancé says that’s a lot of coffee.