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💚🤍🖤 // 20 // no permanent headcanons in this house I just say things and then I forget

[seff-fromtheundergrowth]

SCOTT FIC IS DONE!!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[hollanovcat]

happy pride month !!

[lizzybizzyart]

Boston Captain Holding a Montreal Helmet

HAD to do a study of this one with ilya for obvious reasons

[shaneybby]

shane hollander, eight years old. paint me a picture.

... I don't know probably just having fun

[clytemnestraaa]

ok basically all you need to understand ilya rozanov is to imagine 2 levels or gauges or vials like a water sorting game, one is red and labeled "Insecure Attachment Disorder" and one is blue and labeled "PTSD They Are Coming To Kill You" and they are competing forces.

so when the red is higher than the blue, e.g. a more pressing need, he is out there slutting it up and making new best friends with everything and everyone, trying to do anything to outrun the feeling that he is ignoring. he's looking for the attachment and love and connection that will finally mean he never never has to reckon with the pit in the middle of him that he's trying not to feel. this works to an extent, he gets laid, he parties, he connects, and the entire time, the red level is falling and falling. until it's lower then the blue. and then in an instant, he's like oh FUCK it is fight or flight time. FUCK i am being vulnerable FUCK we are under ATTACK and he's throwing shit and doing kick flips and everyone is like why is roz suddenly freaking out in the middle of the club. why did roz just sprint off down the median barefoot into the night.

like he's literally just caught between two equally urgent and vital but mutually exclusive needs at all times. anything he does to treat one makes the other one worse. so he's always unstable and vibrating and pingponging between states and he has never once been chill in his life.

[themoonandmyman]

I do think young Sveta had a phase of just stealing shit but she’s the minister’s daughter what’s a jewellery chain gonna do about it

[seff-fromtheundergrowth]

you are all kidding yourselves if you think in-universe hollanovs truly believe that mr stoic hockey captain shane hollander bottoms when ilya 'in hindsight both gay AND european' rozanov is right there

[seff-fromtheundergrowth]

on the other side of the locker room cliff marleau is nervously googling 'are vampires real'

[seff-fromtheundergrowth]

the centaurs joking about roz so clearly being chirons favourite, not realizing that failed therapy dog chiron hovering around someone like that Means Something

[seff-fromtheundergrowth]

I firmly believe that ilya and svetlana are social media darlings. the internet loves them. they say insane shit to each other like they're getting paid to do it. they get cancelled annually. their favourite bit is pretending they don't know who the other is when someone asks what they are to each other

[subcultureblues]

no i REFUSE to get on board with mindfulness guru/licensed therapist/secure attachment style Svetlana Vetrova. emotionally stunted duo that is literally soOooOo Russian they never learned how to establish a kind of intimacy not onioned in 12 layers of cool, ironic detachment.*tearing up slightly* “i think i might almost miss you when i move to Boston” “Ew. Anyways. for unrelated reasons i have accepted a job offer in Boston”

like the Svetilya friendship is literally so enduring because they are each others Emotional-Support Enabler. they would feel so betrayed if bestie actually pushed them to open up about their (gross) feelings. when one of them looks too sad the other drags them off to a bathroom and lovingly racks up a line. Here baby do some designer drugs abt it. offered escapism as a love language. quit being passively suicidal and dress like a slut bcs we’re going out! I know you crashed hard out of the Olympics BUT, I brought you this twink as a consolation prize. *google calender alert for the anniversary of Well, You Know* cancel everything we’re weekending in Miami. Why don’t we fuck til it turns both our brains off. Don’t kill yourself I literally got us tickets to Coachella, I Am Here For You.

[seff-fromtheundergrowth]

guys are we saying Marly or Marley

Marly

Marley

Voting ended onApr 12

[seff-fromtheundergrowth]

hollanov polaroid pictures <3

[1doesnotsimplyhavejust1fandam]

Thinking there needs to be even more utter confusion in-fic about Shane and Ilya starting the Irina Foundation together as friends. Especially from their respective friends, and not because they think it’s a PR stunt.

They hear the press conference, Ilya talking about his mother’s death, and there are sirens going off in everybody’s heads about how in the world Ilya was ever vulnerable enough to tell Shane about his mom when most people he’s known for nearly a decade probably didn’t even know Irina was dead. Cliff is screaming crying throwing up because he had no idea, Svetlana is staring in shock at her screen because at least she had an inkling about Shane but not to this extent, and the rest of his Bears/Centaurs teammates are going “did you know???” in all the chats without him in them. Bood is ready to call Hollander up and beg for advice on how to get this crazy Russian man to open up to their team.

And on Shane’s side of things, his people have zero concept of how Shane makes friends because Hayden and Jackie claimed him from pretty much the moment they respectively met him, Rose best friend-zoned him, and J.J. is basically the final girl extrovert to end all extroverts. But Shane didn’t start off hating any of them like they think he hated Rozanov, and he’s also never had a vulnerable conversation with any of them that didn’t need to be clawed out (gently) from inside him.

Going off of all their prior knowledge of these two, their friends absolutely would conclude that Hollanov are somehow insanely close, platonic soulmates if you will. I think knowing Irina’s story should do a lot of heavy-lifting with their friends when it comes to their closeness, because what could make being friends more believable than telling someone that story? This also means there is potential for their friends calling them soulmates (platonic, to them though), and Shane fumbling over his words in horror and confusion because how did they know, while Ilya’s just like “yes” about it.

[seff-fromtheundergrowth]

a picture of ilya all bloodied up after a game inevitibly breaks containment like once a season and shane always goes see! everyone else thinks it's hot too! i'm so normal :)

[seff-fromtheundergrowth]

shane gets added to the WAG chat and ends up being so suspiciously evasive about literally everything that the WAGs come to the reasonable conclusion that ilya's jane is a fucking superspy

are you gonna be at the game this weekend (:?

no, sorry, I'm out of town on a work trip

oh, what do you do for work?

oh, you know. travel.

[seff-fromtheundergrowth]

saw that post and RAN to make this