I'm Em

I'm 20 and I like shiny things. She/Her

[bootycap]

ao3 mcu a:aou abo bdsm ot3 hs au pwp

[bootycap]

the fact that this is completely understandable and rather descriptive makes me rethink what i’ve done with my life

[prewars-deleted]

#i understand it perfectly but you couldn’t fucking pay me to read it

[bootycap]

this post has ended up in at least 2 masters theses and 1 presentation and im not sure how i feel about that

[captainlordauditor]

but is it m/m/m, f/f/f, f/m/m or f/f/m

[boytranscending]

Dont be silly, a:aou doesnt have three whole women in it

[sam-writes]

This post is just multiple punches to the face

[whomst-am-i]

I didn’t think I spoke another language but I’m fairly sure this counts

[adhdalistair]

every anti-milk post on this website only fuels my milk-drinking ways and makes me stronger. im drinking milk right now

[chrishemsworht]

Eddie Brock in Venom 

[buyakasha]

so many critics said he over-acted. that this movie didn’t deserve tom hardy’s level of acting. but in reality, maybe if more bad movies had people like tom going balls to the wall, they wouldn’t be bad movies

[poolboydivision]

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

i didn’t watch venom for a GOOD movie i watched venom for a FUN movie, and it absolutely delivered on that.

[satanfemme]

hazmat suit but make it goth

[decaynow]

Tripp hazmat suit

[satanfemme]

fuck with me

[genderslayer]

the tripp hazmat suit stays on during sex

[wumblr]

oh

[meow-moment]

ok i could have just scrolled down

[wumblr]

danny devito made this

[wumblr]

the what

[meow-moment]

hold on looking something up

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

can’t wait for the final boss battle of duolingo when you fight the 50 foot owl armed with nothing but your wits, a sword, and your shaky grasp of verb conjugations

[idek-anymore46]

If kinetic energy can be converted to thermal energy, how hard do I need to slap a chicken to cook it?

[dino-spine]

[anarchofairy]

[koboldoverlord]

Magnificent

[justjames]

I'll give you £1 towards your student loans if you pay a £1 towards mine

[boredpanda]

Tiny Hedgehog Goes Camping, And His Pics Are The Best Thing You’ll See Today

[revehive]

I can't believe this is a real video

[thats-so-meme]

[amoisthobo]

This was the fun I was expecting when 76 was announced.

[horrorpunk]

[certifiedcopy]

Alien (1979)

this movie has not aged well, like at all

[stereofeathers]

What I expected moving to texas: oh hm, cowboy boot... steak..,? the ole' prairie. youve been invited to,come lasso a tumbleweed,! 'howdy there sherriff' as a tramp stamp tattoo. Sweet teA hp potion... country girls make do

What I got when I moved to texas: i cant really leave the house bc theres about 20-30 of these big blue crabs that came up from their underground tunnels bc of the wet and rainy weather all standing on the patio having a fucking clawnference meeting

[gonanatop]

Texas:*spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spa

[kentuckyfriedfungus]

[thehausghosts]

is 3 fingers too much

not at all! most people have 10 :)

[itskyalenotkyle]

Mood for 2018

[aaliyah-apollonia-deactivated20]

I’m watching this everyday

[hellboys]

insp.

[weird-ecologies]

I'm late to the paleontology drama but my god this is so funny