chill out, dickwad.

link. 29. they/them.

[pjackk]

Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today

[thememedaddy]

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

made your favorite babe. skyrim dinner

[pastapodcaster]

Why does everyone write Merlin like he’s some soft boy if this dude had a gun he’d use it everyday

[onceandfuturehighpriestess]

[beetroot-merchant]

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

[my-dailydreams]

@viral-random-content

[bruisesonmyknees]

[thej0ry]

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

[meshugenist]

reblog it

[contemptible-scoundrel]

Ccan i hit?

I would parry every blow?

[orpheuslament]

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

[molabuddy]

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives

[nocturnaltigerrevelation]

>have problem

>recognize it as part of my divine punishment

>no problem

[thepiperatthegatesofdawn1967]

at least the colour green exists

[making-friendos]

One must imagine Sisyphus happy

[coelii]

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

[kinkykinard]

[3000s]

good question

[sweatermuppet]

[already so afraid] let me add caffeine to this, actually