[celceta]

[bright-witch]

I am crying omfg

[jewlsies]

shoutout to the genuinely nice girls who tell u ur hair looks good or ask where u got ur jeans from or gently let u know if u have lipstick on ur teeth…..u make the world a better place 

[oatgoddess]

[meanplastic]

[obiwan-archive-deactivated20180]

i miss being able to enjoy books. i miss reading every day. i hate being depressed

[obiwan-archive-deactivated20180]

when i was in 7th grade i once read 15 books in one month… id like to know why depression happened to me specifically

[shitty-science]

If, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and if, according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, it means that one good girl is worth $8.33 USD (2015).

[afrojabi]

thank you for this

[legalmexican]

I need the equation you used for this

[tehnakki]

It’s your basic equation substitution method. You simplify the second equation from Lil Wayne (the blue one) and plug it into the original equation from Kanye (red one) and solve for the answer (green).

[liberianbadbitch]

I hate this website

[bitchimightbey]

This could be a SAT question

[labias]

[jenniferlawurence]

[urmars]

how to really get to know someone:

- look at their handwriting

- read their favourite book and search for pieces of them within the pages

- listen to their music and let it resonate with you

- go to their favourite place

- stay up ‘till 3am and let them spill their heart out to you

- ask them unusual questions that you never even thought would intrigue you

- spend a day with them doing nothing

- look out for the things they subconsciously do when they’re happy

- watch how their smile forms

[andwhatisyourstory]

- go through old photos with them

- use their body wash when you shower at the persons place (truly, you’ll feel it)

- talk to their parents, grandparents or siblings

[urmars]

I love the ones added <3

[gayguyy]

-Make them laugh and learn their different laughs (my personal fave to share with someone is the sleepy-drunk laugh)

- make art with them, sitting in the silence just drawing or painting, or having deep conversations while making art, both realllyyy connect them

- spent time with their pets (but not too much because they might be jealous) - notice how they squeeze the toothpaste bottle.

- let them tell you their dreams and ask if you can look it up for them, share the results.

- learn their impulse buys/decisions

[urmars]

^^^ ahhh these are so cute!!

[feminismfuckyeah]

The soccer gender pay gap is ridiculous

[goodfuuuuuuuckinriddance]

people who are afraid of snakes are fuckin’ WILD, like dude, just carefully step over these fat babies’ sausage bodies and gently move the burmese python chillin’ against the door, then you become unfathomably rich. i would do this for $10. i would do this for FREE. 

[william-snekspeare]

I would pay $10 to do this

[cuttleskulls]

GG EZ

[Patreon]

[windforge]

me

[the-mighty-python]

exactly!

[meantoys]

Snakes that large are actually incredibly lethargic most of the time.  Even if they haven’t eaten, they know they can’t eat you, just don’t hurt them and they pretty much don’t give a damn.

[inthemoodforportnawak]

Buddah Cats - KyleKahotek (Imgur)

[ariristocat]

I am so happy

[dashaibo]

There’s something pure in this photoset.

[marcitlali]

imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s churnin butter that night……milkin a different cow…..

[blkreginageorge-deactivated2017]

Why y'all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

the Amish can definitely defend themselves they got rakes

[handsyouaclementineslice]

did Harry Potter really have a currency called a knut??? how did preteen (and let’s be real twenty year old) wizards deal w that??

[littorallbones]

“and how are you paying for your preordered copy of “Super Rad And Probably Very Dangerous Beasts And Where To Totally Find Them” by Rubeus Hagrid?

“with deez knuts”

[didyousaymaraudersormurder]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes please send help

[twitterlols]

[princesconsuela]