selene + maid

she/it | instead of brain there is maid | 19

[hoina-hysteria-deactivated20221]

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[dollmaycry]

the rhodes island cleaning staff in the trading post after you assign texas lappland and exusiai to it

[daylighteclipsed]

ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL

[gazeldhazel]

I got INSTANT LOSS MATING PRESSED?? NOT CLICKBAIT??? and the thumbnail is a shot of her about to be mating pressed and there's a giant red circle and a bunch of arrows pointing at another girl's dick pressing right against her pussy

[gazeldhazel]

Addressing the Allegations. and it's a girl talking about how, yes, she did get instant loss mating pressed after confidently talking about she could never be instant loss mating pressed. she actually says she's not sorry at all and then. well. she gets instant loss mating pressed again

[gazeldhazel]

can I survive ONE HOUR in the INSTANT LOSS chamber WITHOUT getting MATING PRESSED?? and it's a three hour long video where she gets through about 20% of the intro before a girl shoves her dick in her mouth

[gazeldhazel]

my youtube recommended feed if it was any fucking good

[mousidy]

to those of you who need to hear this: there are absolutely surgeries that give you both a penis and vagina at the same time, they're called salmacian surgeries! look them up!

[mousidy]

I told someone these existed and they told me that was exactly what they wanted, but they'd been afraid to look it up for fear of how devastating it would be to find out there's no such thing. well there is! which means we need to start handing out flyers and running ads

[sexhaver]

the Rennala fight is extremely fucking funny because like. you break into a grieving woman's room and act out the "how many kindergarteners could you take in a fight" meme, and then the opening dialogue for phase 2 implies that what you're fighting is actually a projection of Renalla at her full power conjured up by her daughter Ranni. but then you kill "her" (the projection of Renalla) and her final words are "Little Ranni... weave thy night into being..."

except they're not actually her final words because you reload and she's sitting there just fine. so what actually happened was you killed Ranni's tulpa of her mom. which means Ranni made her own mom say the equivalent of "my daughter... my favorite child who has never done anything wrong ever... you were right about everything... you're going to win at politics... and your waist is snatched..."

[ranni-thewitch]

i believe it wise to hear out the wisdom of renalla

[ssluggishh]

when i tell you i laughed so hard my vision went black for a second

[ssluggishh]

you guys really think i would lie about the minecraft java edition 26.1 herobrine abortion

[mikufanclub]

[charlesoberonn]

Turns out you can roll a 7 on a d6

but only once.

[akilah12902]

Some Yu-Gi-Oh! bullshit right there

[saccharinescorpion]

“is Noelle abandoning Berdly because she’s dating Susie now?” Noelle was hanging out with Berdly two in-universe days ago, she suggested inviting him to the study group ONE in-universe day ago, she’s spending ONE afternoon apart from him because she’s on a DATE

[saccharinescorpion]

(very brave) i think it would be valid of Noelle to abandon Berdly

[ashenmind]

it’s not nudity if it’s tights

[ashenmind]

it’s like, beyond nudity and out the other side

[s-lycopersicum]

such an astonishingly faithful reproduction of tachyon's presence, pushing the boundaries of injection moulded plastic

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in any review ever

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

[pidgefudge]

[savee-baby]

TRAGICALLY, MY BABY QAIS IS STILL FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE IN INTENSIVE CARE.

He has not left the intensive care unit. Machines are breathing for him while I stand beside his bed, praying every second that he will open his eyes again.

[savee-baby]

His blood has become dangerously weak, and every conversation with the doctors feels like a sentence waiting to be spoken. I keep praying someone will give baby Qais another chance before his treatment slips beyond my reach forever.

[savee-baby]

I am begging you as a persecuted mother in Gaza, watching my baby bleed in front of me, unable to stop it. Please donate now and help me save his life before it’s too late.

Please donate now Gofundme

[savee-baby]

I have nothing left except hope in people whose hearts still have room for compassion. Please help baby Qais receive the treatment he urgently needs. Your donation today could help us continue fighting for his life.

[savee-baby]

I am standing outside the ICU, waiting for any sign that he is still fighting, but every second feels like a goodbye I am not ready for. Please donate now and help me save my baby Qais.

[savee-baby]

Donations have completely stopped, and today the hospital administration warned they may expel us because I cannot afford my baby Qais’s treatment anymore. Please, I beg you through my tears, donate now before my child is abandoned without care.

[ironlily-art]

How to instantly catch every archer's attention around the world.

[precociouspuppet]

>_#

^ embarassed chuuni with a gauze eyepatch

[thedeliaishere]

Can we pretty please make bird girls be in style

[thedeliaishere]

Wow... one year later and so many birdgirls... my deepest desire came true... magic and miracles really do exist. Thank you madoka