Selenophobia

18 y/o She/they I post random bullshit and art once a century

[dine-bugs]

being in the x reader tabs of at least 9 different characters is probably the closest I'll ever be to being a slut

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.

this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence

[afloweroutofstone]

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

[crapscicle]

[sister-hawk]

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go

[raccoonmilf]

Actually I’m incredibly upset about how tween fashion has essentially vanished from the market. I think that the tween period is wildly important for childhood development and developing personal sense of style. Like??? I was slathering myself in green body glitter every day and wearing purple eye liner. That shit is highkey important

[digitaldiscipline]

This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:

[selenophobiaaa]

Journal factory actually didn't explode, I just got banned for life bc I kept eating all their paper :/

[crystalfallssneal]

gonna go spotted seal seeing tmr

very excited

[selenophobiaaa]

It should be illegal for those stupid mobile games ads to only give you a button that redirects you to thir app store page instead of the x im so serious rn

[molabuddy]

the magic growing dinosaur and the housefly (happy make a terrible comic day!)

[bluemuffin-draws]

Eva Strapp or whatever

[omtai]

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

[gramarye]

feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore

[briwhosaysni]

To clarify for those who don't know, "free the nipple" isn't about going braless, it's about going topless

No shirt, no bra, completely bare torso, just like cis men are allowed to

It's about desexualizing breasts and "female presenting nipples" and not being criminalized for our bodies if we want to go topless because it's a million damn degrees out. This was a popular growing movement that was still widely known a decade ago!

And the fact that not wearing a bra is so discouraged and stigmatized that people think the movement was about being able to go braless under your shirt in public rather than about being able to not wear a shirt at all says a lot about how far we've backslid in the past decade

[stahsm]

Overlock Stitch by @clothes_reetzy

[thatisuseful]

Damn, that's useful

[fluidstatick]

Finally a hand sewing tutorial on a hemline that isn't just the ladder stitch! the ladder stitch disappears when you tighten it, but it's not meant for hemlines because it breaks really easily! The overlock stitch is more stable, so it holds much longer, and it won't pucker or warp the fabric!

[watsdaughter]

tags by @gallusrostromegalus

[teaboot]

OH HELL THE FUCK YES

[crystalfallssneal]

S E A L

[itseasytoremember]

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

[romanceyourdemons]

sewing affirmations

it’s okay that i don’t have a sewing machine

i love backstitching by hand for hours

this has got to be great for my back

millions of my ancestors did this and they lived almost as long as i want to

i’m making so many beautiful things for my house—oh goddamn it

[selenophobiaaa]

Happy final day of pride month everyone. Today a friend of mine came over and told me about how he saw the most lesbian looking woman at the gas station and his first thought was to tell me about it. Im talking drives a Subaru, has red hair w a side shave, tattoos (specifically a black ring around her arm which my friends claims he has only ever seen lesbians get), and he said she mightve had piercings and a carabiner as well (he didn't get a very good look)

Us and my brother have dubbed this woman The lesbian, the mother lesbian of which all lesbians come from, and Sappho herself

[wormchamp72]

cock and ball torture

"Cock and ball torture"? Wormchamp72 doesn't know the meaning of the word!

[wormchamp72]

Why

[fishstarrz]

the body is round 🍙🥔