Carnial Disposition

In possession of an uncanny ability to display a use of words of a large letter quantity clueless to their definition Follow me on Instagram: @sazscobes

[gold]

when your parents are next to you and porn comes on your dash 

[self-fish-world-blog]

Being 18 now means I can laugh at dirty jokes on tv without getting in trouble

[deseptions-deactivated20170708]

[self-fish-world-blog]

This is a pretty heartbreaking coincidence

[bullied]

everyone is getting into relationships and growing up and im just getting lazier and finding more tv series to watch

[septemberbells]

*hacker voice* anyway here’s firewall

[goingtrickster]

delete this

[general-laegjarn]

*deletes firewall* *hacker voice* I’m in.

[ruinedchildhood]

When your crush transfers to your class

[horoscope46]

The signs as Zac Efron gifs

Aries- 

Taurus- 

Gemini-

Cancer-

Leo- 

Virgo- 

Libra- 

Scorpio-

Sagittarius-

Capricorn- 

Aquarius- 

Pisces- 

[astrogarbage]

The signs as things I've tweeted

Aries: Honestly SCREW RACCOONS 

Taurus: It’s 2am, I’m lying in bed trying to fall asleep, and literally all I wanna do is go to Taco Bell. 

Gemini: I’m the worst But like, also the best 

Cancer: I CARE about things, and I’m COOL 

Leo: Let’s be real here, I’m basically Gilderoy Lockhart HE LITERALLY GIVES HIS CLASS A 54-QUESTION QUIZ ON HIMSELF 

Virgo: It’s cold tonight, but at least I have Stats homework and self-hatred to keep me warm 

Libra: My attention span is 4, maybe 5 seconds long 

Scorpio: High school’s over and I signed two yearbooks in blood today 

Sagittarius: I am honestly so much fun 

Capricorn: I’m really only interested in talking to you if you’re offering me money. 

Aquarius: when I’m bored at work, I do things like convince kids that my name is Beyoncé and that I wear a wig because I’m bald 

Pisces: Willy Wonka AKA Dream Man

[lil-ass-kickerr]

Guys who are good with kids

[izoca-deactivated20201116]

I saw this on instagram :

Seen Russell Brand yesterday on Shoreditch high street jogging n stopping to help a homeless girl on the street. What a guy !

And:

Soo I got a phone call from one of the publishers from The Sun in regards to the picture I took of Russel Brand chatting to a homless girl on Shoreditch high st. This is the picture and I explained he was out to do good but they wanted to twist my words asking if he took her home or was trying to score etc. Mainstream media will not publish anything positive about someone who speaks the truth about their corruption and lies. I rejected any offers and to lie as I dont want storys putting out in a bad light when it isnt.. Papers will print lies and bullshit, thats how they make money

[self-fish-world-blog]

I'm putting my lack of study done today down to the fact that I'm wearing flip-flops

[stevenscrivello]

[apup-deactivated20171002]

when you’re unsure how many a’s to add to your ‘YAS’

[gligar]

this is honestly, hands down, my favorite video on the internet

[mareya]

dogsupport

[2-fast-2-curious]

The Story of Romeo and Juliet Condensed Into a Single GIF

[alteregowo]

there’s no place i’d rather be than on my surfboard out at sea lingering in the ocean blue and if I had one wish come true i’d surf ‘til the sun sets beyond the horizon