main @DEAFMEAT

sideblog for #sillyposting 23yo! btw my username is not relevant in any way to my preferences do not send me anything fistimg related please! thankyou

[houndmother]

okay yes babe please i’m sorry, just come back to bed. yes i’ll stop calling fisting “ventriloquist play.” yes baby i’ll stop doing the voice too. yes im sorry!

[pjackk]

Men are alowdd to be ugly since they are all #ExpendableWarriors

[bippus]

Top ten reasons to kill yourself ranked by virtue

[freakoutgirl]

how it feels to accept you're fucked forever

[trentreznorsbutthole]

emoji kitchen is lowkey beautiful guys…

[grendelsmilf]

a boyfriend is a type of parasite that lives in a beautiful woman’s house and drains her life force

[agoraphobe]

[kushblazer666]

[maykitz]

can i matchmake you guys somehow?

[moldavite]

lock in or die. neither one will make a difference #myallconsumingemptiness

[orpheuslament]

anyway.

[brainrotcake]

When you're in a toxic seme competition and your opponent is Walter White

[490hertz]

i identify so much with this

[cognitohazardous]

well i guess im not allowed back at the shooting range because the woke dipshits that own the place kept getting complaints that it was "concerning" and "uncomfortable" when i would tape a poster-sized photograph of my own face onto the target and land every single shot perfectly between the eyes

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I was mugged by snow white and the seven dwarves the other day. six dwarves now, I suppose. kneed dipshit or dopey or whatever he was called in the eye socket so hard he died before his limp body hit the ground. they all scattered after that. I'll never forget how they wailed his name

[gaylittlebillionaires]

[eebie]

i named them cruelty of the heart and sickness of the mind