Little Dreams

[colourofoctober]

“Allow cookies to cool for 10-15 minutes”

[antiquejunky]

[sancheeeeez762]

Buster Keaton’s stunts before green screen - 1920s

[nevaehtyler]

In case someone still denies the existence of white privilege..

[blueandbluer]

And then she sent it in to Big Boy corporate. Good job, Sarah.

[sapphosapphics]

also: happy women’s history month to every trans woman you’re constantly erased from history and pushed out of women’s spaces but you belong there and you have always been important parts of history. let’s not forget trans women this year.

[fymodernflapper]

“Votes for Women” stockings, 1910. Source: PBS Facebook.

[bisexualgambit]

New Sitcom Idea

A lesbian couple gets a shocking surprise one day when God (played by Laverne Cox) shows up at their door. Upset at how humans had turned her message of love and acceptance into a message of hate and discrimination, she decides it’s time to send Jesus back to earth and wants the lesbian couple to raise Jesus. Hilarity ensues.

[bisexualgambit]

No need for homophobic or transphobic jokes when you can have exchanges like “Ma'am your son turned the water fountain into wine again and got all the other students drunk” “Jesus Christ.” “….. I’m not sure if that’s suppose to be you responding to me or you requesting to speak to him.”

[lowkey-god-of-puns]

Also jokes about infinity-“Ask your mom”.

Kid: “Mom, can I sleep over at John’s place?”

Mom #1: “Oh, I don’t know, sweetie. Ask your mom.”

Kid: “Mom, can I sleep over at John’s?”

Mom #2: “I don’t know, have you asked your mom already?”

Kid praying: “Mom, can I sleep over at John’s place?”

God: “Have you asked your moms already?”

[bisexualgambit]

OH MY GOD YALL ARE KILLING IT

[christopher-bryant]

Title: Jesus, Mary & Josephine

[gifcraft]

[outrunmyself]

I will never not reblog this. The 2 guys in the back are just ❤❤❤

[running-on-oatmeal]

Always reblog.

[exploringxemma]

I’m so gay

[netflixandnudez]

Most annoying part of your 20's: Feeling like you're not where you should be, while everyone else SEEMS like they are.

[black-geek-supremacy]

FAX.

[teenboystuff]

So the subplot of Holes is that Kate Barlow deals with the politically-sanctioned execution of her black boyfriend—who unlawfully kissed a white woman who was in love with him!!!—by becoming a serial killer who targets racist/sexist white dudes who harassed her, were rejected, then went after her boyfriend as revenge from the depths of the “friend zone”.

Go off Louis Sachar, let em know!

[anzozi-everywhere]

Don’t forget the main plot was a damning satire of the brokenness and inherent racism of the American justice and prison systems! Louis Sachar does not fuck about

[matthejew-blog]

[deceptipup]

young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care

[kingmoonbee]

Can you guess who my favorite viners are

[antibutch-deactivated20180507]

The last one is my fave.

[fiftyshadesofmacygray]

My favorite vine comp hands down.

[sugarysorrow]

why do people think bisexuality is confusing? it’s not. 

you know what is confusing? bi annual. does it mean every two years or twice a year? no one knows.

[manletkendallroy]

bi annual means twice a year! biennial means every other year! :)

[that-nonbinary-guy]

Reblog to save a life

[dicaeopolis]

biennial means every other year

semiannual means twice a year

you wanna know what biannual means

it means you should hate the english language

[writing-prompt-s]

Your super power is that you are average, at everything you do.

[rameldrive-deactivated20170511]

no, no- imagine how amazing this would be! you’re average- but the key here is at EVERYTHING you try and do

try and get the cure to cancer? well, aint a fingers snap and done cure but its a cure. doctors worldwide are astounded

try and learn how to communicate with an alien race? well, youre not fluent but its passing and humanity hasnt even invented deep space flight- you just managed to get their signal and have a chat

want to fly? well- youre a bit wobbly but goddamn its working

being average at everything is amazing bc if we assume anything you try works then eveything is at least working a bit

[jewishdragon]

Jack of all trades, master of none, better than a master of one

[elizabetbennet]

Costume series ◆ Elizabeth Swann (requested by skywokers)

[4-3-2-2-2-12-1-12-2-23-3-3-3-3]

[hither2]

the boy cries ye a sweater-a tears……and ye kill him

[samandriel]

I can’t believe this doesn’t have more notes like this is a god-tier spongebob reference, this is a level of spongebob humor that I can’t even hope to achieve in my lifetime

[tastefullyoffensive]

Animals Dropping the Hottest Albums of the Year (via Star-spangled-Banner)