goop of dubious origin

24 - it - writer & illustrator - stage III skin cancer survivor

[selkieflesh]

Now offering posca paint pet portraits (digital scan only), $75, square format

AND FURSONA ICONS IN POSCA, same as above!

Please contact me through DM (preferred) or email me at [email protected]

[silviacrossdresser]

From German magazine Lustige Blätter, 1932.

[firethekitty]

top 5 me posts of all time

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[enki2]

[androdragynous]

[ID: A tweet by TylerAlterman:

"In the middle of a "forcing party" where friends and I are forcing one another to do the things that we've been avoiding.

So far: [bullet list] A passport has been filed for; An inbox has been zero'd; A personal website has been created; & more.

I recommend this format!"]

[anathemaegg]

call that attending an Executive Function

[fiollaigean]

how to cover letter:

polite greeting (it's me, boy)

introduction (i'm the ps5)

establish credentials (speaking to you inside your brain)

establish purpose (leave the girl, we don't need her)

describe what you can bring to the organization (cowboy times in space)

[sunsofcarcosa]

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "honorable knight" youll be zonked out of your gourd

me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit

5 minutes later: only in death does duty end

my buddy pacing: i am the sword and the hand that wields it

[gravitcat]

a thing for mermay i guess

[exmoth]

THOG MOBILE

[imnotokaythanks]

[vulcanette-deactivated20260506]

the new dj crazytimes song … now that’s what I call music!

[vedajuno]

[allthestarscantfillalifetime]

The over-pronunciation of every word is so spot on lol

[algrenion]

The Insulindian Phasmid……..

[selkieflesh]

oops! my "learning disability" no one ever specified about or treated me for uncovered in IEP testing in school so many years ago was dyslexia the whole time. my bad i thought it couldn't be dyslexia because i didnt fit the 5 year old white boy description of it 😭 oops! i cant read analog clocks or maps or sheet music despite being taught and knowing how to. also reading is exhausting and gives me a headache even though i like to do it. also gotten in so many "how dare you say we piss on the poor" situations from this.

Anyway look at Adult Dyslexia Symptoms if u relate 🙏

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

by beetlemoses

[nociceptrix]

Yeah he got lost & died in nuppy puppy cave... Looking for the clint, LOL

[arkanaea]

Wasn’t allowed to reblog this but I want yall to see it

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[atyourperil]

is anyone here ready for fat transgender summer can we give it up for fat transgender summer