beep boop

The names Femke, i'm 25 and from The Netherlands. Sometimes i write, so be prepared!

[mlarayoukai-archive]

and i think to myself; what a wonderful world

[sailorbrazil]

The godfather remake is really something

[floopthecooper]

Riverdale is getting out of hand

[libraford]

I lost it at "long live the lgbtq"

[dailyflicks]

TWIN PEAKS: FIRE WALK WITH ME (1992) dir. David Lynch

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

every time i have salmon it's like. bears are right. i would also stand in a stream for this.

[feralcatman-moved-deactivated20]

a dilf is not a dilf if he’s shitty to his children

[llorumis]

[fungiblegoods]

[allteeensrelate]

home alone? more like

[catchymemes]

[israelite-not-african]

He’s like “you can TALK?!?

[petermorwood]

You can talk - but your accent is APPALLING.

[virginaudacity-deactivated20181]

🎃🎃 october means it’s monster fucking season !!!! coffin sex with a vampire !!!! knotted by a werewolf !!!! rawed by an orc !!!! eaten out by a fork tongued demon !!!! sex with tentacle creatures !!!!!! 🎃🎃

[silent-calling]

Brenda do you take constructive criticism

[frauchun-racun-deactivated20220]

No, no, she has a point….

[4gifs]

[maruxee]

I’M DEAD

[prokopetz]

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

[thecarvingwitch]

OH MY GOSH

[icarus-in-fl1ght-deactivated202]

It’s because the cat is that lynx’s mom

[softfairies]

[twentyonegirls]

who are you fucking

im fucking tired bitch that’s who

[filmnoirsbian]

oh u got the metnal illnes?

[thenatsdorf]

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

[immaplatypus]

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

[official-mugi]

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

[just-things-i-enjoy]

Him face

[luccorvus]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

[catsbeaversandducks]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

[two-thirtyy]

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

[taykoutmccleod]

reblog if its friday and you made it

[cooperhoward]

i just found out merriam webster has a time traveler feature that tells you some of the words that were “born” the same year as you. it’s pretty neat yall should do this

[xpyu]

new tag yourself game: pick 3 words “born” in ur year that describe u. im geocaching, dark web and abandonware

[veggiedaddy]

not to be controversial but respect trans women or die by my sword

[bettieleetwo]

and my bow

[and-then-theres-that]

And my axe

[ambratwhurst]

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[assiraphales]

night at the museum is a franchise I wouldn’t have gotten sick of. they could have tried shoving 8 sequels and an animated series down my throat and I would have ate that shit up

[assiraphales]

the main cast is a night guard, an egyptian pharoah, sacagewea, teddy roosevelt, genghis khan, a miniature cowboy and roman ruler duo, a capuchin monkey, and a moai rock for godsake!!!!!!!!

in the second movie there was a scene where al capone ivan the terrible napoleon an egyptian and darth vader and oscar the grouch interact. ben stiller walks into a painting. the abraham lincoln memorial comes to life. the lil roman rides a squirrel into battle. the thinker is a fuck boy. like holy shit holy SHIT!!

[assiraphales]

this screenshot ALONE should make these movies worth your time