[unclefather]

[ot3]

OPEN RP

“Hey guys, I picked up some snacks from the corner store today. Would anyone like some.“

[vanillacorpse]

i, aslan of narnia, wonders if you bought any sprite

[ot3]

((A talking lion!?))

“Ah, sorry Aslan-san. They only had Sierra Mist. I hope that’s okay.”

[vanillacorpse]

oh ive never tried one. let me 

hhg. what is this flavor? 

AAAUUGHG ITRS FUCKING GOOD!

[1rakus]

i love naruto but if some blonde bootlicker started yelling to me about how he wanted to be the president and how he knew all about my issues and understood me then i would make an attempt on his life

[demon-lord-nic]

I think thats exactly what Gaara did 

[momrobot]

people always say the strongest anime character is goku, next time you see a friend say that show them this

[stillhereunfortunately]

[hyrude]

you fuckinng dumbasses are wearing glasses during sex?

am i expected to find the g spot by echolocation? 

[newtgeiszler]

you looking inside the pussy with your eyes? you crawling in there like antman?

[y311037]

[class-struggle-anarchism]

well yeah he did fuck that pig 

[nooneremembers-achmed]

[shavingmyhead-and-runningaway-d]

Wait this isn’t a black mirror thing

[actinganimagus]

Black Mirror took inspiration from his story. David Cameron said it was a ritual from his school time, and he was forever known as the pig fucker who started up the dumpster fire known as Brexit before running away in panic like a coward.

[hipsterfishboi]

Actually no. The black mirror episode came out far before it was revealed he was, in fact a pig fucker. In fact the episode aired originally in December of 2011, whereas “Piggate” happened in April of 2015. The writer has even denied knowing of the incident at the time of release. It was surprisingly, a massive coincidence.

[catskid100]

open RP

“Hey~”

[lordstarscream-deactivated20180]

Sasuke scoffed and glared at the girl standing before him. “Sharpay Evans. I know you were the one who ordered my older brother to destroy my clan. For that, you shall die!” He roared, closing his eyes and activating his Sharingan. ” I WILL AVENGE MY FAMILY!”

[catskid100]

“I’d love to see you try, sasuke”

[lordstarscream-deactivated20180]

“You can’t lay a finger on me, not with that horrendous top.”

[catskid100]

That was it. The final straw. This boy had insulted Sharpay’s fashion sense and that was a fatal move. 

“The uchiha bloodline ends here”

[paulthebukkit]

give me the ball papa

[yassphobic]

natsu: THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE SUN

[orangejuicestate]

[kindly-whisper-norbury]

[memewhore]

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

titties out whole pussy out this frog don’t give a damn

[officialnaomicampbell]

[definitelyuptosomething]

[meshimellow-deactivated20200617]

goddamn they sure are huh

[unfortunately-awake]