kavak

The last of the silhouettes

[revolution-z]

[los-gatitos]

we are not fucking doing this right now. not so close to the election, not when we are literally begging people to vote for biden.

is he a terrible person? yeah, yeah he is. is kamala harris any better? no, she isnt.

do we have even a morsel of a choice when voting?

no, we dont.

waiting for a better candidate or throwing your vote away on a third party is the quickest way to ensure that you never get to make that choice ever again. voting anything other than blue in the upcoming election is the quickest way to ensure a fascist remains the leader of our country

[hominishostilis]

Lmao you’re fucking pathetic

[trilllizardstrikesback]

this is such a facist regime guys, where we can openly criticize a leader without getting vanished or thrown into a death camp

vote for the senile old man and the crooked prosecutor

[kavak]

Are you missing what’s happening with the post office or are you just being willfully dense?

[70sscifiart]

[70sscifiart]

Pluto was discovered exactly 90 years ago to the day! Artists have been visualizing it ever since. Here’s a collection of artist interpretations of Pluto, ranked from most to least plausible — artists are credited in the captions.

[hitmewithcute]

Two kitties with Cerebellar Hyperplasia. Essentially they just wobble in unison, but can still enjoy life to the fullest with one another

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[rtrixie]

Welcome to the future, where you don’t own anything and the stuff you rent stops working once your phone has no signal.

[rickjameskinkshame]

App powered car? 🤦‍♀️

[rtrixie]

I wish people remembered the age old wisdom that if something doesn’t absolutely require an Internet connection to function, it shouldn’t be connected to the internet - same goes for apps.

[rtrixie]

WHY IS A CATFOOD DISPENSER CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET

[kavak]

The Butlerian Jihad Did Nothing Wrong.

[shortvideosandstuff]

[powerburial]

chaos dunk

[trilllizard666]

[trilllizard666]

if you’re a localizer and you want to put an Epic Haha Funney Meme in the game you’re translating and bringing to overseas, you should have one finger broken. per each meme. if we run out of fingers, I beat you to death. if it’s a Trump reference, I’m just going to flip straight to the beat to death point.

[kavak]

What if the original Japanese contains their equivalent of an Epic Haha Funney Meme?

[talesfromthecrypts]

A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! 

Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn in The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King

[kavak]

“By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!”

I’m not even a big Lord of the Rings fan and I get goosebumps every time I watch that scene.

[trilllizard666]

Speaking of bloomberg being short though that's why I'm not worried about him. Americans consistently vote for the taller candidate almost all of the time.

yet another reason hillary clinton lost

manlets/womanlets stay out of the oval office

[kavak]

If I managed to get my 6′8″ ass into some kind of minor local government position I could probably work my way up to Governor.

[trilllizard666]

it’s going to be great when the pendulum swings away from the ~uwu softboy~ shit and confrontational, loud, lurid, hyperviolent edgelord shit becomes the norm again

do you think that lot are gonna have any fucking mercy towards the pronoun blobs and simps? hell no.

and i’m so fucking here for it.

i’m going to cackle when the “art” equivalent of that stupid royalty free ukulele music gets obliterated point blank

the day the last simp removes the he/him from his bio, we will all be set free

[kavak]

NOOOOOOO WE ARE ETERNAL! HISTORY HAS REACHED ITS NATURAL END POINT! THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS CULTURAL TRENDS! SOUTH PARK IS A DARK RELIC OF A TIME THAT WILL NEVER RETURN! STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

[trumpbot16]

When will People magazine finally realize that THE sexiest man alive is Crazy Bernie!

[profeminist]

[avsgaster]

Ladies and Gentlemen, remember this advice, for it will be the most important information to know and remember: Punch a nazi, you won’t regret it cuz you’re punching a fascist scumbag

[brunhiddensmusings]

the only reason people say ‘we should be nice to the nazis and listen to them politely’ is because thats how nazis win- they get others to cede the floor to their voice and then they never give the floor back

[siryouarebeingmocked]

There’s a big gap between ‘don’t punch them because it gives them attention and you often end up hitting the wrong people and it didn’t work on the OG Nazis” and “listen to them politely”. 

Especially since the Neo-Nazis want to be victimized, because it fits their persecution narrative. But it’s a lot harder to be a martyr when people are laughing at you.

Heck, according to many people, Nazis are ‘on the rise’, despite the punching. They don’t even pretend it’ll actually fix the problem.

[ask-whitespear]

There’s this thing called being a crybully.

They like to do that. To use the banner of being a victim and victimhood in order to use your sympathy against you.

[takashi0]

It’s also the MO of the average woketivist, so you’d think that if anyone would know better it’d be them.

But of course that’d require the average twitter or tumblr liberal to have self-awareness. 

[trilllizard666]

when you punch a nazi, someone that relies on a persecution complex, you are giving them exactly what they want.

I’m sorry, but they are not a dominant force in the United States. leave them alone and give em a platform and they’ll cancel themselves or fall to stupid infighting.

[justintaco]

[thefanaticalmusingsofrobin]

This show is an accurate portrayal of how artists are hopeless dumbasses and we need a producer type to bring us back to earth to get anything meaningful done and I’m here for it

[biff-donderglutes]

[calder]

unironically i dont think todd howard plays computer games for fun. i suspect that has not been part of his lifestyle for like twenty years. i bet he leaves the office and does everything he can to get his mind off retro scifi and cat people and shit.

[calder]

meanwhile i would bet that at this exact moment sawyer is either playing star control 2 or, like, revising the wikipedia article on brass muskets

[calder]

i once heard JE sawyer use the phrase "one of my favorite bicycle frame builders" and god bless

[memecucker]

You could try and not be owned by @dickbong69

[sleepymaidgock]

i trust @dickbong69 more than any astrologist

[quincunx]

[memecucker]

[trilllizard666]

Do you think the current tumblr understanding of H.P. Lovecraft is better or worse than the alternative where they turned him into an OwO softboy Asexual who "Rose past his racist upbringing?"

ok you know what im fine with people thinking he racist now

[kavak]

I’m charging straight into the arms of nautical-looking Negroes thank you.

[trilllizard666]

MHA fans be like “WOW, THIS IS TERRIBLE, I’M GOING TO STOP READING THIS MANGA/WATCHING THE SHOW” and think that’s a scary threat and not in fact, something that would supremely rule not only for the series but for anime/manga in general lmao