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assgod

me in the bronze age telling my friend how I got bred by a general, high priest, and donkey vender all in one night

bussytwink

mizulyn

Ya know what it never occured to me that clay tablets were written on while they were still soft??? My idiot brain kept thinking they chipped away at them like on the fricken Flintstones

ingridbergman-deactivated202001

Clue (1985) dir. Jonathan Lynn

awed-frog

This is the worst thing. The worst. Because they all know climate change is real and dangerous, but instead of doing something about it and save lives and prevent an ecocide, they’re making money off it. They’re churning out fake studies showing that coal is great and they’re using their media to brainwash morons into hating the green movement and they’re moving like sharks on anyone trying to do anything good, and meanwhile they fucking know we’re right and they’re fucking getting rich because of it.

Again: not a fan of the death penalty, but this should be considered high treason and people should be beheaded in public squares for this kind of bullshit.

animusrox

mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours

hitmewithcute

This is for the people who find small plants adorable.

#need

senoritaimperfecta

YA WANNA ARUGE OR YOU WANNA GET ON THE BOAT

tapireye-deactivated20220708

‘Blossom’ Shoes by Kobi Levi

memehumor

Cringe

ready-player-fun

mapsontheweb

US Elevation

nationwidedornermoment

The america they don’t want you to see

slateblueearthbelow

parakeet

if the truman show came out in 2020 trumans life would be livestreamed 24/7 and the twitch chat would be absolutely wildin. poggers

parakeet

whenever truman was preoccupied like sitting at the bus stop checking fake reddit on his phone or whatever it would be like that live stream of jackson hole wyoming before they took the chat away

parakeet

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carmelldansen but you're in a bunker underground while air raid sirens go off in the distance

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notanandalitebandit

U know the moment we reblog this, three years from now a whole hoard of reblogs will crop up with ‘this aged poorly’ in the tags right

bisexualwario

pokecatt

While they are power hungry and corrupt, they are still human by the end of the day. If we forget that fact, then we will be just like the forces that corrupted them in the first place.

bisexualwario

slurp on my hole shit for brains fuck all cops

the-chanel-boots-deactivated202

so in psychology class we got to learn why foot fetishes are so prevelant! basically your brain stores the structural information for your body generally in the correct order (i.e. the info for your ears is stored next to the info for the head, which is stored next to the neck, etc.) BUT. The info for the feet is stored right next to the info for the genitalia and so sometimes these two sections of information can overlap and make you wanna lick some toes

puff-to-tuff

thanks, i hate it