let's just call it an obsession

27 | SG

[theedorksinlove]

KATIE MCGRATH AS MORGANA PENDRAGON ⤷ merlin ✗ 3x06 - the changeling

[neat-deadandlive-things]

My partner: Takes me to a beautiful beach at sunset with his family.

Me: "Look! Algae mustache!"

Can't take a phychologist anywhere nice.

[mac-3-impact]

Try “psychologist” instead. Spelling counts people…learn how or look it up in the dictionary for a change

[neat-deadandlive-things]

Hi there, @mac-3-impact !

A phycologist (with an H) is someone who studies algae.

I am a phycologist (with an H) because I study algae. That's why me putting algae on my face is the joke!

Glad to be part of your learning journey today.

[the-sky-traveler]

my brother is teaching his cat how to high five by giving her a treat every time she successfully taps her hand to his hand, which is all well and good, but now she thinks that she is entitled to food every time she high fives someone.  i can’t eat in the same room as her anymore because she’ll just bap my hand rapid fire and then go nyoom straight in for my pizza like no Kelly that’s illegal go finish ur own dinner

[anonymous-bosch]

“No Kelly, that’s illegal.”

[askragtatter]

So, a while back, I was using clicker-training to teach my cat Taz tricks. She learned very quickly and it was a good experience all around, but we had to hide the clicker.

Taz had learned that the clicker meant she got treats. So she would find it, carry it up to people, step on it to make it click, and then SCREAM AT THEM to give her the treats she was clearly owed because the clicker had made a sound.

[jinxtimesinfinity-deactivated20]

Cats

[wandering-tangents]

Pavlov is rolling over laughing in his grave.

[toastbutteregg]

[sleepy-bebby]

[n0nametoday]

I only accept the eggplant based measurement system of animals 

[little--leaves]

when she's a little protective over you >>>

[bbyyygirl]

[tikkety-tok]

Sound on 🔊

[evilminji]

@leftnotright local birb harrases owner XD

[the-privateer]

i’ve never heard a bird screaming in rage before

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

So many highlights

TikTok video of the year

[gotterhag]

[virghoe-x]

[cos-optymistycznego]

[studyblr]

perhaps you’ll find your perfect career at 41. maybe you will meet the love of your life at 53. at 75, you might discover something you have a great talent for. your favorite musician of all time? possibly, you first listen to them with 38. life doesn’t end with your twenties.

[ilhans]

[s-o-n-p-a-r-i-deactivated202401]

I have one braincell and I use it to overthink

[little--leaves]

"that's my girl" nghhsjshdjshdjd

[everythingfox]

(via)

[updatedmemes]

[vainvaihe]

things got a little heated in the gc today

[gallusrostromegalus]

International Differences that turn into screaming matches of misdirected fury is one of my favorite genres of humor

[tybalt-you-saucy-boi]

Can we talk about how raw of a quote “When I kill God, I’ll make a law in the universe that makes every being put carrots on their sandwiches. … And you? You will eat sandwiches every day.” is

[sushinfood]

Also OP