Quotes from the group chat
A selection of quotes that have been typed/spoken by myself and my friends. Feel free to change pronouns and such.
"Cock deprivation goes both ways"
"Are girls marsupials?"
"I'm not enjoying just balls"
"Focus. FOCUS! FOCUS ON THE DICK!"
"I'm not autistic, I'm normal!! I go OUTSIDE!!!"
"Make that bitch sparkle"
"Murdering children is NOT an excuse to give up on a marriage"
"One day I would like to tiddle a wink"
"Congratulations now we can make out"
"I'm a certified ball buster"
"Man _____, how much anal are you doing?"
"Me and _____ been raw dogging for a long time"
"Please stop talking about my grandad's sack"
"Eggs are chicken periods"
"OH NO THE PENIS IS HUGE"
"I want the tiddy in my mouth"
"Yes I'm alive, no I'm not fucking myself"
"Mayonnaise is sandwich lube"
"He really needs to stop fucking the sandwiches"