I'll be honest I thought that this was a post because of the shear absurdity of the concept of a "$20 free play" I thought somebody would reblog this photo with some witty comment that I do not have the mental capacity to provide
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cherry valley forever
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Cosmic Funnies
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Stranger Things
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I'll be honest I thought that this was a post because of the shear absurdity of the concept of a "$20 free play" I thought somebody would reblog this photo with some witty comment that I do not have the mental capacity to provide
The funniest part about liking Serious Angst Themes while simultaneously fixating on a silly blorbo from my show is that 13 year old me would be writing the exact same type of fanfics as me now. Real tragedy enjoyers know ts for life
Me: what if my favorite characters smoked cigarettes ans has severe trauma 😈
13 year old me: And drank alcohol and had horrible coping mechanisms too
Me: thats badass. I like the way you think
13 year old me: stop saying cusswords my mom Will get mad
Me: sorry
13 year old me: why are you a boy
Me: We're getting off topic.
Hey Tumblr, can I share a sad WIP of a Two Hats thing I’m currently working on ⭐️👀
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"
Reblog if it's the same year as it was yesterday, 2024
this post has a very specific day you CANNOT reblog it on Jan. 1st 2025
Gonna get myself a fun little surprise I guess
This is better than I'd ever hoped for, I bet a rat could kill you with that thing by firing a laser back in time and electrocuting your grandfather
Just look at this thing
The rat gun is hereeeeee!
This is getting notes again so I will admit that "rat gun" was an autocorrect error and it was supposed to be "ray gun."
But it'll always be a rat gun to me.
The most expensive thing in these pictures was the cat, and he was $60.
I'll be honest--I forgot that the pump organ desk/bar was visible in the background, and it was NOT under $60.
It was actually $75.
The chairs, however, were paid for in human life. I inherited them; they were originally my great grandmother's. But they're not particularly rare-- you can find these exact chairs without a lot of effort, in reasonable shape, for not that much money. They made a lot of them.
your gazelle has a pearl choker
That's Hadrian. He's a bush buck and he loves fashion.
Hi you asked this question and I immediately went to the pottery studio to make a calcifer to put in my woodstove.
Will update if he survives the kiln.
i am still on tenterhooks vis a vis calcifer 🥺🥺🥺
I just brought him home from the pottery studio and wired him for light. He lives!!!!!
OP just wondering do you like have the closet to Narnia tucked in there somewhere?
Dude, c'mon, these things take time.
Give me a couple hours.
Okay!! We have doordrobe! It's not quite done but after nearly turning myself into an hellpancake while carrying this in from the garage to the house, I feel like I should call it a night.
Right now it's not going into a secret room (but the Angel of Death (And WiFi) behind it does have a secret compartment for my router? Does that count) but Malice and Vice are still exploring it like it's a whole new world.
The House of Horrors continues to be...well, exactly what it is.
Oh, no, all radioactive materials go in The Box.
please explain. Do you actually have a lead lined box for radioactive objects, or are you just talking about the router behind the painting?
The Box.
Not people's teeth, no.
Holy shit. This just keeps getting better and better. Absolutely marvelous house. What other treasures do you have in that house?
I recently got some very silly dishes and a telescope!
All of these accusations of witchcraft! As if the vibe in this house could be any more clearly Artificer.
indie rpgs if they were WOKE
TRANSGENDERTALE
GAY THE PRINCESS
WOKE SHOT
IN STARS AND TIME
Well those are allllmost done
question. why do you have 7 featureless grey monoliths in your driveway
There's eight actually but the last one is still in the garage
question. why do you have eight featureless grey monoliths
They're actually a really dark purple
question. why do you have seven featureless really dark purple monoliths in your driveway and an eighth in the garage
Some of them do have features though. There's holes and hinges and stuff, so I can put secrets in em
question. why do you have 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths
The heart wants what the heart wants
this reads like a muppet sketch
see? See!??!
You're not wrong
never change, tumblr. never fucking change.
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You're all required to hear anything I post in a Gonzo voice from now on. That's what I sound like.
i hate australian people they need a dumb fucking nickname for every single word. can’t even get in a car accident without some australian asshole coming up to you and saying “oh gotcha self in a carblammy there aintcha mate” kill yourself and go to hell
fuck off are you serious?
oh my god
how do you have 2 silly words for a car crash
yeah well he had me in the second half too
oh this was absolutely the wrong blog
All right I just had a wacky ass dream and I need to share it with somebody so let me cosplay once I dreamed and present to you:
Class struggle featuring space:
so Earth is blowing up you got to evacuate to Mars once you have enough money to buy the ticket you hop off and realize Mars sucks ass it's kind of basically just a work colony but you have to work so you can go to the next planet and then the next planet each having you do seemingly meaningless tasks one has you fishing on a island planet another has you working in a pasta factory once you eventually fight the leader you realize all your work has been done just to make a stupid pasta with caviar (or some other frivolous item depending on the work that you do) for the head leader so you fight him absolutely murder him in Cold blood take his place and make it communist utopia or capitalist two different endings depending on which you choose
I then proceed to realize I just wrote minecraft parkour civilization again
born to >:3 forced to 😂
Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen
Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from tricks/jumpscares/etc on halloween but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen
i learned that there's a Japanese beetle that when eaten by a frog will haul ass through its digestive system and escape out the back end unscathed (x)
you eat me and i perfectly dodge all of your digestive enzymes and stomach acid and i sprint out your asshole fully intact
Taking a shortcut to work that actually adds 15 minutes and covers me in shit
reblog if you need a hug
Reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a much needed hug
About sadnesses-
... Now wait a damn minute-
Weird sadness... Smells sweet... Star crest... Jagged edges... "poor buddy lost its friends!"...
LOOP!