ATVA

Hi! I'm Jess. I like Supernatural, Sherlock, Leverage, The West Wing, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, The Good Place, Marvel, Pixar, Harry Potter, Disneyland, breakfast foods, and free indirect discourse.

[visual-infinity]

[grrlinthefireplace]

In the course of my rewatch-all-5-seasons-of-Leverage binge over the past few months, I’ve realized that my favorite long-running gag is Eliot choosing the wrong thing to get mad about.

Sophie accuses him of sleeping around with waitresses and stewardesses?  “FIRST OF ALL, THEY’RE CALLED FLIGHT ATTENDANTS”

Hardison denies stealing Eliot’s sandwich and says “you probably ate it yourself and forgot about it?” “OH, MY SANDWICH IS FORGETTABLE????“ [launches into insanely detailed cooking techniques of what, to be fair, does sound like a bonkers delicious sandwich]

Hardison announces that he’s bought a brewery in Portland where they can hide out slash take cases slash brew their own beer?  Everyone else is like “why the eff did we have to move to this new town with no warning” and Eliot is LIVID that Hardison is underestimating how hard food and beer pairings are.  “THE BREWPUB MENU IS THE HARDEST KIND OF MENU TO DESIGN!”

I literally never get tired of it.  I could watch Christian Kane get offended at implausibly bizarre perceived insults ALL DAY.

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

it was 1849.

[stonethrowingdevil]

It’s me!

[aidashakur]

what part of “do not spend money” do i not understand

[weatheredlaw]

[homemade-ghosts]

My unsuspecting followers:

Me, about to go on a serious reblogging spree:

[setheverman]

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

[veryoldlady]

cool

[liesdamnedliesandmeta]

Every episode of Leverage:

Client: I don’t want his easily stolen physically tangible money Mr Ford, I want the nebulous and undefinable catharsis you can only get from a specific and tailor made karmic revenge that will destroy not only his business but his life, thats all.

[sassy-un-classy-blog]

Writing is slamming out an epic battle in one afternoon and then getting stuck on how a character walks across the room for three weeks

[hazeldomain]

I am feeling so personally attacked right now

[sorrydearie]

[msjessicaday]

[sendermage]

CW Plots ‘Supernatural’ Spinoff

The CW is taking another swing at a “Supernatural” spinoff. Kim Rhodes is set to star in “Wayward Sisters,” a possible new drama series from Warner Bros. Television that cou…

[blankpointdankmemes]

[matt-ruins-your-shit]

[spaceshipoftheseus]

Look, this is my litmus test: I pretend I am the original Earl of Sandwich. I have asked for non-bread foods to be brought to me inside bread, that I might more easily consume them one-handed while gambling.

This does not enable my wretched regency habits. This is not what I asked for. I do not deign to grace it with the name of my house.

[dirkbolero]

This is the most important addition to the sandwich discourse I have ever read.

[27dragons]

THIS IS THE BEST LITMUS TEST FOR SANDWICH-OR-NOT I HAVE SEEN.

[scribefindegil]

i have two approaches to canon

So if we extrapolate from this one-off line in episode fifteen, as well as this tweet by the creator and the answers given at this comic con panel from 2014, we can infer that this character’s relationship with salad is more complex than it first appears …

*pulls down sunglasses and points a flamethrower at the source material* Death of the author, baby.

[polishingmirrors]

[eugeniedanglars]

i really love leverage because the concept has the potential to be super dark and gritty and angsty and morally ambiguous–you’ve got the grieving father of a child who died of cancer, you’ve got legal injustice versus illegal justice, you’ve got characters with severe emotional issues, dark pasts, and substance abuse problems–but instead it’s this sweet, lighthearted, seriously funny show about a found family of master criminals that does things like film a whole episode in the style of the office or name characters’ aliases after sci-fi actors. it still has enough solemn moments to respect the darkness of the characters and the issues that the show handles, but it never falls into that darkness so hard or for so long that the fundamental tone of the series is lost. i really, really love leverage.

[warm-suggestions]

Make the call. Go for the walk. Brush your teeth. Eat the healthy thing. Getting started is the hardest part, trust me. But once you get past that part and do it, you’ll feel so much better.