Silly ENFP & Weird INFJ

We're two friends, INFJ (male) and ENFP (male) running just another MBTI blog :P

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[mydeadcarcass]

I WISHED FOR SNK MERCH THE FIRST TIME. I GOT A JACKET.

I WISHED FOR MY GIRLFRIEND THE SECOND TIME. I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

[openyourthird-eye]

THIS WORKs I WISHED I WAS MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA AND GUESS WHAT GUYS IM MOVING TO NC IN AUGUST I PROMISE U IM NOT LYING

[ariya-art]

guys ok ur probably thinking that this is all just bs right? WELL I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT I WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD CHAT ME AND HE DID AND IM FREAKING OUT not even kidding i swear on my grampas grave this works

[haihl-blog]

I love this it always works for me yey thank u shooting star :’)

[phoxae]

woah the notes let’s hope my wish comes true

[rannellstan]

pls

[rannellstan]

you guys. this fucking WORKS. as you can see above, i reblogged this like a month ago and wished for a hamilton ticket. and guess what y'all? i’m seeing hamilton in 2 days. ALWAYS TRUST IN WISHES 💫

[desiring-for-dainty]

~*

[butterflycupcake]

*shrugs* it’s worth a try, I guess

[give-me-collarbones]

Fuck it *reblogs*

[thisbodybleedsflowers]

Giving it a try again!

[rozenightfall]

we could really use this

[salty-shenanigans]

Here I go -reblobs-

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

GO FOR IT!

[mintiestmango]

bloop

[melchior-hansen]

damn I hope this works

[writingevanhansen]

AHHHHH

[kingofattolia]

sleep scale

12+ hours: hell yes. decadence has a name and it is ME. the dream. im marrying  my bed you’re invited to the wedding. i might feel groggy and angry for the rest of the day when i actually do get up but WORTH IT. 

12+ hours (ALTERNATE): i am deeply clinically depressed and approximately three (3) inches from death at any given moment

11-10 hours: ideal. im functioning at perfect 100% capacity my body and mind are a well oiled machine. im ready to knock out all my errands and chores in under an hour, work a full day and then study that language im trying to learn

9 hours: good! i could have slept longer, but getting up was no great horrifying trauma either

8-7 hours: the “””””medically recommended amount””””” for adults, but in reality more like a “fine, i GUESS” amount. normal mild levels of angst at having to get out of bed

6 hours: silent unceasing internal groaning for at least the first hour after waking. dont expect any kind of quality conversation for the first 2 or so hours. ive got a Less Than Medically Recommended Amount Of Sleep, that means im a martyr right???

5 hours: pretty unpleasant. feels gross. expect a moderate crash during the late afternoon. this is the first number that is considered worthy of entry in a college student sleep-measuring contest. altho if you try to enter with 5 hrs dead-eyed hordes will instantly materialize from the bushes and one-up you “5 hours??? HAHA SWEET SUMMER CHILD. I HAVENT SLEPT IN 3 YEARS”

4 hours: a Very Poor Decision. deep seated, incoherent rage upon waking that persists up to several hours. consume large amounts of your stimulant of choice, but you’ll still feel like a cave troll. constant aftertaste of chemicals and regret

3 hours: half awake half walking in some astral plane haunted by the wails of the newly-dead. children and animals fear the emptiness in your vacant eyes. a very respectable entry to any sleep-measuring contest. you’ll still get beaten by the “2 hour” and “all nighter” people, but everyone knows this is Bad

2 hours: you can get up, but only by rending your soul from your physical body in a paroxysm of agony, since it will refuse to leave the bed. you are now soulless and will feel absolutely zero emotion until sometime in the late afternoon/early evening when your soul returns and ALL the emotions will hit at once, leaving you alternately sobbing or creepily hyena laughing

1 hour: you fool. you imbecile. your hubris and weakness has brought you to this point. they are coming. you cannot escape. why didnt you just stay awake. why didnt you just pull the all-nighter. the strength of your no-sleep headache threatens to stab through your skull like an ice pick. all you can taste is blood. they are comi

0 hours: THIS ACTUALLY ISNT AS BAD. HAHA I’M NOT EVEN THAT TIRED! WATCH ME DOWN 15 MOUNTAIN DEWS IN 15 MINUTES. I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING IN MY EARS ISNT THAT WEIRD. WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY EYES ARE BLOODSHOT AND I CANT FOCUS, IM COMPLETELY NORMAL RIGHT NOW. GUYS I CAN HEAR COLORS.

[gifdoctorwho]

[omgspookykookie]

My Experiences with the Types

FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF AN INFJ

***I am only referencing people who are CONFIRMED as these types, not people who I THINK are these types***

***Also, I’M NOT EXPERT. I just find MBTI to be an interesting way of understanding people***

ENFP

well fuck you guys are great

you’re strong where i’m weak and weak where i’m strong

i always find i’m so drawn to you guys and your energy and i hAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHY AND IT SCARES ME

every person i’ve become really really fast friends with have always ended up being enfp, go figure (which is a total of 5 people now)

anyways you guys are super whimsical and random and quirky and it’s infectious

your minds aren’t always super grounded but your hearts are, and that’s why i love you

never fail to flip my perspective on something, or at least shake things up for me

always fuel me with great ideas (that i end up having to integrate because bOY do you guys hate organizing thoughts)

seemingly random and wild but you really have hearts of gold

if i piss you off, though, it’s silent treatment for a whiiiiile

and passive aggressive disses

it’s low-key scary because i can just tell you’re not unleashing their full wrath on me lmaooo

never have i ever seen an enfp that doesn’t care about society at large; my enfp friends are so passionate about liberalism and how everyone should be accepting of people despite race, sexuality, gender, etc.

and they’re totally right, but it’s just rare to see someone who’s an outspoken advocate for such people

IT’S DAMN BEAUTIFUL

INTJ

i’ve only met two intj’s and it’s always a deep mental connection

like yOU GUYS GET ME AND I GET YOU AND I LOVE IT

we both tend to think the same way but in completely different spheres of life, so when we get together we just get glimpses of these other areas of life that we never would’ve given thought otherwise

that te though

that tE THOUGH

y’all efficient and cutthroat (in the nicest possible sense of the word) as fuckkkkk

you can analyze events like nobody’s business; people tend to confuse this as an infj trait, but i’ve noticed that i’ll recognize what a PERSON will do next rather than what will happen next

i can sit in complete silence right next to you and not feel obligated to fill that silence, and that’s the introvert’s dream right there

you teach me how to be more goal-oriented and get things done, and i do my best to teach you the beauty of relationships and people

the intj’s in my life have given me the best advice on how to just go after something that is important to me, and i find myself coming to you guys a lot if i’m feeling insecure or my fe starts to turn unhealthy again

as much as we bicker about things (anyone with strong te tends to trigger my trickster te and makes me paranoid, so intj’s aren’t an exception), we will always come back to that little nest of comfort that we have

ALSO YOU GUYS GET MY SENSE OF HUMOR AND LITERALLY NO ONE ELSE DOES SO THANK YOU FOR THAT

ESFJ

okay not gonna lie my first impression of the esfj’s that i’ve met were that they were kind of ditzy AHAHA

that inferior ti is a pain in the butt when i’m trying to help them with something, but that fe is so charming that i just keep helping them

besides that, though, literally the sweetest human beings ever

the stereotype of being the mom friend is totally true

honestly the type of people to make you a care package or bake you cookies if you’re sick, upset, sad, or any other situation where you’d need a pick me up

no matter who you are, THEY ARE YOUR BIGGEST CHEERLEADER

they know they’re not good at the nitty-gritty, logical stuff, but they make up for it with a whole lot of smiling, good times, and good feelings

the BEST house party hosts because they make it a point to make everyone feel like they’re part of the group and make sure everyone’s enjoying themselves

that one person at a party who insists everyone eats at least two plates before they even start piling up their first one, even if they’re starving

love anything cute and fluffy, or something that reminds them of their childhood

FOR SUUURE one of those people who dress nice and put makeup on to spend 10 minutes at the grocery store

always look good, always make you feel good… just good people in general

APPLAUSE APPLAUSE APPLAUSE FOR ALL THE ESFJ’S OUT THERE

INFP

you guys. are. adorable.

it’s so cute seeing you so passionate about so many things and it’s SO CUTE that you have all these little interests that you spend so much time learning about

that friend that always motivates me to get organized at school but honestly are just as much of a mess themselves AHAHAH

but when you’re in a funk though, or someone decided to piss you off…

i feel like i need to hold my breath and back away, making no noise

otherwise, they’re mushy-gushy and easy to please

GIVE THE BEST CUDDLES TBH LIKE YOU GUYS ARE SO CUDDLY AND CUTE

most of you are disney fanatics… and you probably love rapunzel or mulan

you guys have cool creative outlets like poetry and music and it’s so cool to see how much you guys express through them

ESPECIALLY poetry

you guys are so passionate about your ideas and passionate about your values that it’s infectious

it’s hard for me not to care about them too

10/10 would recommend being friends with an infp

ISFJ

mom friend 2.0 (sorry, isfj’s, esfj’s still got ya beat in that regard)

have like two planners that are color coded and colorful to keep your schedule in check and make sure that you maintain your little system

you guys are so hardworking and grounded and i fucking live for it

not typically into school and learning, but you’re super task-oriented and will get a job done no matter what it takes

great integrity too

as long as your fe isn’t unhealthy or doesn’t get carried away, you guys are the most responsible and dutiful people i know

you guys will have like ONE dish at this ONE favorite restaurant in this ONE specific location (no other locations if it’s a franchise)

or like ONE specific way your food needs to be made or it’s not the same for you

one of the two isfj’s i know irl needs to have red apples and rainbow carrots in her japanese curry or she will literally make a face and almost refuse to eat it

IT’S SO CUTE THOUGH LOWKEY AHAHHA

also if you’re an isfj and aren’t in love with puppies i seriously think you’ve mistyped

^jk but really, you guys love cutesy stuff haha

That’s all I have for now! As you can see, I’m usually attracted to the same types of people, haha. I really need to work on that.

Until then, enjoy this completely useless and probably boring post about my take on the types! :)

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

can’t wait to find the annoying mf that wanna be stuck with me for the rest of their life

[mbtimemes]

tag yourself

[infamous-entp]

idk why I made this

[an-arrow-to-the-ni]

Welp, here’s a pointless political compass parody.

(This graph is meant as a joke so DO NOT take it seriously)

[ultrafacts]

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[seeingeverything-deactivated201]

MBTI types and Stress

Tend to get nervous to other behaviour, go for perfection: ISFP, INFP, ESFJ, ENFJ

Get emotional and think that can’t manage situations: INTP, ISTP, ENTJ, ESTJ

Get anxious about anything, and have negative view and no solution: INFJ, INTJ, ENFP, ENTP

Stagnant and inactive thoughts, question the sense in what they do at some point: ISTJ, ISFJ, ESTP, ESFP

[sariaspeaks]

What I like/dislike about the types I’ve known well

if you’re not on the list, relax. I just don’t get around much.

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ENFJ

like: your soft, loving energy. It enfolds everyone and grabs attention when you walk into a room. You’re aware of people in a way no one would think to be. You fill up the awkward spaces I don’t know what to do with. Generally very studious and well learned.

dislike: your passive aggressiveness. Your fear of facing yourself and other internal/external conflicts. Pushing people’s buttons for coy amusement. Can be a gossip, or want to be in the know about everyone to feel “connected”. Can be entitled and whiney.

INFJ

like: your depth of understanding. Your engaging conversation and mild spirit. You’re always thinking, and therefore have plenty to say if given the opportunity. You create a sense of privacy, safety, and intimacy. Your genuine and sincere spirit brings out the truth in people you reach for. You have a true power to heal.

dislike: can be easily offended. Sometimes can’t get over yourself/your issues. Your hesitation and/or resistance. Gravitation to be in or even create drama despite yourself. Perfectionism. Thinking you always know best. Self sabotage. Tendency to play victim. Tendency to be self righteous. Fe goes a little nuts under pressure. Melodramatic.

ENTJ

like: Brutal honesty. Your drive and determination to improve yourself and everything/everyone around you. The way you hold back nothing good. Jumping in whenever your skills are needed. You give back what you receive. You make things move. Engaging conversations, always. Willingness to communicate. You give a louder voice to those ignored or unheard.

dislike: over simplifying and over categorizing people and things in your life. Getting in your own way. Your pride. An inability to accept input longterm. Can undermine or show disrespect, to your detriment. Your impatience for expected results. Being unable to adapt or accept. Tendency to blame others. Knowing, but not understanding.

INTJ

like: reliability. Surprising amount of patience. Consistency. Stability. You rise to the occasion. Can be as engaging as you are silly. Sharp wit and sarcastic humor. Great debater. Clear way of teaching, planning, and voicing thoughts. Ridiculous gaming skills. Set by example. Your constructive criticism. That rapid blink and glare combo of confusion/judgement when someone says something stupid.

dislike: your almost naive sense of morality. Overlooking/underestimating the human condition. Holding everyone, including yourself, to impossible standards. Your stubbornness. Your impulse for vengeance. Your self justification. Inability to accept help or advice. A puffed ego which is frequently bruised.

ENFP

like: you’re the underdog’s advocate. You have a fiery spirit. An appreciation of the true human condition. Generally good taste in music/art. All about self discovery. Always see the big picture. Cuts down to the core of a person. You inspire change everywhere. You see potential everywhere. You bring out the imperfect, and reassure and acknowledge its existence.

dislike: emotional unpredictability/instability. Can be needy/clingy and codependent. Intense emotional outbursts. Takes criticism personally. Tendency to blame/judge others over a biased viewpoint. Often doesn’t see or accept the reality of a situation or relationship. Often doesn’t listen to reason. Will not let you forget big mistakes or embarrassing moments.

ISTP

like: your loyalty. Your fun loving, daring, childlike spirit. Your love for food, adventure, and life. Your awkward jokes. Your ninja skills™. Your hidden compassion. A general ability to remain unbiased. Your emotional confusion, but generally good intentions. Your adaptability and approachableness. You know how to fix or resolve just about anything. Fiercely protective.

dislike: inconsistency. Unpredictability. Often unreliable. Can be emotionally constipated. Moody, and tendency to brood. Fickle, yet absolute judgements. Non-communicative.​ Always sleeping/sleepy, wtf. Either see you every other day or not for weeks. A passiveness for your own well-being.

ESFP

like: easy going. Fun loving. Usually ready for anything. Understanding. A deep, often unspoken or unknown, love for your friends and family. You lighten the mood and find a way to make/keep everyone happy by just being you. Comedically clumsy.

dislike: getting stuck on one emotion for a long time. Can be oblivious. Can be obnoxious. Forgets goals and aspirations, to your detriment. Easily distracted. Short sighted.

ISTJ

like: practical wisdom. Maturity. Knows a little about a lot. Laid back. Loves to joke and tease (extremely sassy). Affection by action. Kinesthetic intelligence. Honors limitations. One of the deepest Thinkers I know. Has no problem with long discussions. Quietly passionate about some personal cause. Thinks outloud and sometimes doesn’t realize.

dislike: predictable. Prone to anger issues. Prone to extreme guilt and self loathing. Limited to their own perspective. Pass judgment with little context if a value is violated - will not change their mind. Traditionalists. Operates by a certain norm, basically forever. Can be all or nothing. Sometimes crude. Holds grudges.

[anxietyproblem]

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[ntpness]

MBTI types as The Sims 4 traits

INTP: geek, loner, lazy ENTP: genius, creative, lazy INTJ: genius, perfectionist, bookworm ENTJ: self-assured, hot headed, ambitious INFP: clumsy, romantic, childish ENFP: outgoing, cheerful, childish INFJ: good, creative, perfectionist ENFJ: good, neat, ambitious ISTP: goofball, materialistic, lazy ESTP: noncommital, outgoing, bro ISTJ: perfectionist, snob, neat ESTJ: ambitious, hot headed, neat ISFP: creative, gloomy, good ESFP: self-assured, noncommital, outgoing ISFJ: family-oriented, perfectionist, neat ESFJ: outgoing, bro, good

[just-shower-thoughts]

Our butts are just really crappy 3D printers.

[introvertsrights]

Why do introverts always have to compromise acting like extroverts while extroverts don’t make a single effort to understand what being an introvert means? That’s what annoys me the most.

Some Introvert.

[memetrash-mbti]

Types as Fun Spooky Halloween Things to Do

INFJ: Marathoning all the Halloweentown movies on Family/Disney Channel ENFJ: Buying seven million bags of chocolate for the trick -or-treaters, then eating half of it before Halloween even starts INFP: Driving eight hours just to find a Starbucks so you can drink a pumpkin spice latte ENFP: Having the actual best Halloween costume (all the ENFPs I know have the best costumes how do y'alls do it????) INTP: Forgetting that it’s Halloween and just wearing your pyjamas as your ‘costume’ ENTP: Ghost hunting in the woods behind your house at 3am becAUSE YOU CANT PROVE GHOSTS ARENT REAL DAMMIT INTJ: Nothing. Halloween is for toddlers. You haven’t celebrated Halloween since second grade when you dressed up as Alfred Hitchcock. ENTJ: Haunted houses. All of them. Every. Single. Haunted. House. Ever. ISTJ: Drawing pentagrams n other spooky stuff on any available surface just because you can ESTJ: Writing angry Facebook posts about all the soccer moms who are CONVINCED THAT OUR LITTLE BERKLEY AND KINSLEIGH WILL BE GIVEN DRUGS MIXED IN THE WITH CANDY. PLEASE. WE MUST PROTECT THE CHILDREN ISTP: Saying you’re “too cool” for Halloween costumes but knowing inside you’re heart that Halloween is the best holiday and it’s all a front to impress that girl you like who quotes poetry and listens to obscure indie bands and is basically the love interest from any John Green novel ESTP: Defying physics and watching every Saw movie AND all the Paranormal Activity movies in only like five hours ISFP: Annoying everyone you know with the spooky scary skeletons song ESFP: Planning an amazing costume with your best friend and buying like $50 worth of awesome stuff for the costume but it’s all ruined because your friend forgets it’s Halloween and just shows up in their pyjamas ISFJ: You’re never too old for trick-or-treating ESFJ: Getting your nails painted with cute lil skeletons on them aww how adorable

[mbteai-time]

The MBTI as Hipsters

Nfp: Ironic Hipster: Use long winded speeches about social constructs for comedic purposes (but deep down you’re only have joking).

Nfj: Vintage Hipster: Like vintage things. They make you feel the power of change as so much was changing during that time.

Ntp: True Hipster: No one realizes it but they are the hipsteriest hipsters. They truly don’t follow social norms and have a truly unique style and interests. When something gets popular you’ve usually moved on from it by that point.

Ntj: Classics Hipster: This doesn’t exclusively mean music. It involves even more so reading the classic books and drinking tea.

Sfp: Actual Hipster: Have an for what’s new and coming that everyone should be trying and aren’t afraid to try it out.

Sfj: Sustainabilty Hipster: These are the hipsters that are all about clean energy and conserving wildlife habitats. You can be seen wearing flannel, binging on ocean documentaries, and perhaps becoming a vegan.

Stp: Indie Hipster: They aren’t necessarily setting the trends, but they’re definitely picking out their own unique styles that are fresh and wonderful. Can perhaps be seen wearing tribal patterns and doodling mandalas.

Stj: Succesful Hipster: They’re the ones that work hard and make it look cool.