Wizard #2703

[sensiblewizardry]

goddamn evil wizard coated his walls with lead because I was trying to bob ross his fell rituals with X-ray vision, so selfish.

[sensiblewizardry]

dude who in the wizard council put protein powder under the “banned spell components” list, what spell even uses that.

[sensiblewizardry]

Mimics have always looked like that, we just designed chests to look the same to mess with people.

[sensiblewizardry]

Don’tcha really hate it when your wizard coven delves into the depths of hell to gather magical relics beyond anything a mere mortal has held before and don’t even think to invite you.

[sensiblewizardry]

Arcane law be damned! No one can stop me from casting summon greater icosahedron! I need it for my giant wizard DnD campaign!

[sensiblewizardry]

WHO POSTED MY SEVERAL ANCIENT CURSES ON TWITTER.WIZ?

[sensiblewizardry]

Sadly the most effective love potion on the market is being born the heir to a multi billion dollar corporation which isn’t very easy to sell out of a mystical cabin in the woods.

[sensiblewizardry]

Become a pyromancer in real life by replacing your fingernails with sharp pieces of flint.