shady

charlotte // she/her // enfj // bi my url might be pretty misleading but no this is not that kind of blog

[goaldiggerbaby]

[singlehair]

[hobbithair]

phil + questionable profile pics

[labaigneuse]

[daddyfuckedme]

[feaqu-archive]

guys im going to cr y

my middle name starts with i and my first name is carla

my parents got me the license plate icarla

i cant drive my car anymore im leaving the country

[feaqu-archive]

GUYS THE PLATE CAME IN AND THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT MISSPELT MY NAME

MY LICENSE PLATE SAYS ICARLY ON IT

[feaqu-archive]

GUYS

[chaosophia218]

[ghorless]

🌪 хлороформ 🌪

[ruinedchildhood]

[fair-dinkum-mechanic]

okay i need to talk about an issue

so like does anyone remember the shrek 2 dvd

and how it had this:

and then like…there was for no reason simon cowell

and he seriously sat on a fuckin panel with shrek and fiona like this was a regular fuckin thing for them 

and then like at the end u could choose which act u wanted to win and if u chose a really horrible one simon would throw the letter away and just declare himself the winner

…

we need to talk about this.

[fandom]

2016’s Top Web Stuff

Assorted stuff from the internet.

1. danisnotonfire 2. AmazingPhil 3. RWBY +8 4. Homestuck −1 5. Jacksepticeye +12 6. Markiplier −1 7. Carmilla −3 

8. Game Grumps +2 9. Thomas Sanders −3 10. Critical Role 11. Achievement Hunter −2 12. PewDiePie 13. Connor Franta −1 14. Eddsworld 15. Tyler Oakley −7 16. Check, Please!  17. Welcome to Night Vale −3

18. LeafyIsHere  19. Willyrex 20. Red vs. Blue −7

The number in italics indicates how many spots a name or title moved up or down from the previous year. The ones in bold weren’t on the list last year.

[shibainu-komugi]

[basquiatwowo]

[ladugard]

I want gay cafés

Like gay bars except no drunk people or loud music, instead there’s coffee and cinnamon buns and pleasant conversations

[cryztalgemz-deactivated20150904]

see? this is what we need

a non-alcoholic, non-sexual space for LGBT groups that is inclusive to younger people

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

im here, im queer, and i can’t drink beer

[pan-sexuallyconfused]

Kinda weird that this doesnt exist actually

[wherehasvickgone]

[imsoshive]

Dear Jay Z,

STOP BRINGING BEYONCE TO SPORTING EVENTS, BRUH!

SHE CLEARLY DOES NOT GIVE TWO FUCKS BOUT NERE SPORT OUTCHEA. 

SHE BE AT SOCCER GAMES LIKE …

SHE BE AT NBA GAMES LIKE …

SHE AT BOXING MATCHES LIKE ….

JUST LEAVE HER AT HOME FAM. LOL

[dippedgaming]

Beyonce straight up leaves her body at sporting events. Jay be sitting there talking to a hollow vessel.

[mashuyao-blog]

IM SCREAMING

[tarmalade]

A family that roasts together stays together

[schmaniel]

I’m the best friend