for years or for hours

jules / they/them / the love i sell u in the evening by the morning won't exist

[anoldman-deactivated20190825]

Human beings be like I must create something or i will kill myself

[terrymagson]

35mm Double Exposures

[buron]

Snowdonian Psilocybin Dream (xix)

©sydburon - July ‘17

[dreamgrl1998-deactivated2022072]

*hits the bong* ya know……i used to be a smart kid . i was so f ucking smart man. i can’t even read anymore dude

[pinkwinged-deactivated20230125]

[ivicus]

Annie Clark/St. Vincent by Ruth Tomlinson for Wonderland Magazine

[cuckandballtorture-deactivated2]

regular pokemon description: this pokemon likes to eat berries and play with friends

ghost type pokemon description: if you use this pokemon it will kill you in real life

[askbait]

Send a Number

1. How old were you the first time you fell in love? 2. Name the first person who broke your heart 3. How many different best friends have you had in your life? 4. Do you have a best friend? 5. Do you have any specific talent? 6. Do you fit into any stereotypes? 7. What’s your sexuality? 8. What’s your favorite animal? 9. What are your favorite pet names? 10. What do you think love is? 11.When did you discover your favorite band? 12. Do you want to get married? 13. Do you want to have kids? 14. When did you have your first kiss? 15. How did you lose your virginity? 16. Have you been cheated on? 17. How many times have you fallen in love, requited or not? 18. Have you ever rejected anyone? 19. Have you ever cheated? 20. Have you ever been in a long distance relationship? 21. Do you prefer the romantic or sexual aspects of relationships? 22. What’s your favorite thing about your significant other? 23. Do you have a significant other? 24. What’s your favorite thing about your best friend? 25. Do you want a significant other? 26. Do you like anyone? 27. Who was the last person you loved? 28. Do you have a celebrity crush? 29. Name a song that makes you want to fall in love 30. Do you think you’ll be happy later in life?

[bapouro]

man i wish keith haring art didnt become a straight people art hoe thing

[neshamama]

Ana Mendieta, works with water c.1970s

[modelsof-color]

Salem Mitchell for Byrdie Beauty photographed by Kat Borchart

[1010ll]

https://instagram.com/p/BSoUG2Lh70I/

[celinesart]

which one is your favorite? ig:@facethesystem

[eusebeias]

[…] strong Hades, pitiless in heart, who dwells under the earth, and the loud-crashing Earth-Shaker, and wise Zeus, father of gods and men, by whose thunder the wide earth is shaken.

[penroseparticle]

My favorite thing is that Europe is spooky because it’s old and America is spooky because it’s big

[meduseld]

“The difference between America and England is that Americans think 100 years is a long time, while the English think 100 miles is a long way.” –Earle Hitchner

[burntcopper]

A fave of mine was always the american tales where people freaked out because ‘someone died in this house’ and all the europeans would go ‘…Yes? That would be pretty much every house over 40 years old.’

‘…My school is older than your entire town.’

‘Sorry, you think *how far* is okay to travel for a shopping trip?’

*American looks up at the beams in a country pub* ‘Uh, this place has woodworm, isn’t that a bit unsafe?’ ‘Eh, the woodworm’s 400 years old, it’s holding those beams together.’

[bedlamsbard]

A few years ago when I was in college I did a summer program at Cambridge aimed specifically at Americans and Canadians, and my year it was all Americans and one Australian.  We ended the program with a week in Wessex, and on the last day as we all piled onto the bus in Salisbury (or Bath? I can’t remember), the professors went to the front to warn us that we wouldn’t be making any stops unless absolutely necessary.  We’re headed to Heathrow to drop off anyone flying off the same day, then back to Cambridge.

“All right, it’s going to be a long bus ride, so make sure you’re prepared for that.”

We all brace ourselves.  A long bus ride?  How long?  We’re Americans; a long bus ride for us is a minimum of six hours with the double digits perfectly plausible.  We can handle a twelve hour bus ride as long as we get a bathroom break.

The answer.  “Two hours.”

Oh.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

English people trying to travel around Australia and wildly underestimating distance are my favourite thing

[marzipanandminutiae]

a tour guide in France told my school group that a particular cathedral wouldn’t interest us much because “it’s not very old; only from the early 1600s”

to which we had to respond that it was still older than the oldest surviving European-style buildings in our country

[iguana-sneeze]

China is both old and big. I had some Chinese colleagues over; we were discussing whether they wanted to see the Vasa ship (hugely expensive war ship which sank on it’s maiden voyage after 12 min). They asked if it was old, I said “not THAT old” (bearing in mind they were Chinese) “it’s from the 1500s.” To my surprise they still looked impressed, nodding enthusiatically. Then I realised I’d forgotten something: “…I mean it’s from the 1500s AFTER the birth of Christ” and they went “oh, AFTER…”.

[ceescedasticity]

My dad’s favorite quote from various tours in Italy was “Pay no attention to the tower – it was a [scornful tone] tenth century addition.”

[santeria-deactivated20170905]

Humans of new york: whats your story? Me: i just fell asleep on this bench

[renaissance-art]