Just A Weirdo And A Phone

I don’t know what to put here but I am a tired person who is trying (tfw a show finally gets you to change your header & color after years of having lockers as ur header for some reason) Other account is @damnitnotthemagain

[nat-20s]

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

[nat-20s]

Some things about this post since getting quite a few notes:

1. If you see this post, highly recommend taking it as an opportunity to set a timer for 15 minutes and switch over to ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY. if after those 15 minutes, you want to go back to scrolling, that's okay!

2. Huge shout out to this popping up in my notifs often, bc I do go back to activity.

3. I think there are times where scrolling is fine. Right now, for example, I'm being connected to a machine for two hours to donate plasma and platelets. Yes this is a brag but it is also a time where scrolling is one of the few things I can do. (Though I will probably also read or watch something on phone lol)

[blackdiamond1038]

[charlesoberonn]

Fiction needs more antagonists who are wrong but also reasonable.

They think they're doing the right thing, and they have good reasons to believe and do the things they do. They're not extremists or single-minded to the point of thinking the ends always justify the means.

But they're still wrong.

[lungmold]

Bloodloving could be so doomed.

To me, they both want to be helpful... need to be helpful. Useful. Fix whatever the problem before them is.

Legs needs to make up for his sins, take on the burdens of others because it's a punishment he deserves.

Louis needs to prove he's valuable. Take on the weight of everything around him and hold it high so he can earn his place in this world.

And they would both look at each other and see a reflection of themselves they don't want to look at. Someone who is gentle with everyone but themselves, a desperate need to push themselves to the edge because otherwise they don't deserve the joy and softness.

But at the same time... maybe if they could help the other...

The real problems start when the other refuses their help. Won't let them be helpful, useful, fix the problem, like they need to do... Everyone deserves help, except for themselves.

It's confusing and upsetting. What's wrong. Why won't you accept my help. I can help you. I can fix you.

[separatebswithbs]

*taps on glass twice*

Any v!shelby experts out there? I need advice regarding a swap au pls 🙏

[000l]

[shrewreadings]

like to charge, reblog to cast.

[000l]

[shrewreadings]

like to charge, reblog to cast.

[thegremlininyourcloset]

Vsmp in Order From Tallest To Shortest

(my headcanons lol)

Pyro (like 6’4 or something else ridiculous)

Ren

Pearl (same height as Legs)

Legs (same height as Pearl)

Sausage

Scott (5’8 in heels that make him 5’11)

Martyn (5’10”)

Apo (5’7”-5’9”)

Drift

Avid

Cleo

Abolish

Owen

Shelby (under five feet and this is Important To Me)

[kartiganz]

the town of oakhurst is cursed.

600 years ago, the town was set ablaze. 400 years ago, the town was riddled with rats and disease. 200 years ago, the entire town--men, women, and children, was slaughtered.

And in 1842, fourteen people come flocking to the ruins of Oakhurst to give it new life. _

Welcome, to the CURSE OF OAKHURST!

This SMP is set in the town of Oakhurst, where twelve humans and two vampires have decided to settle. The humans are unaware of who the vampires are, and the humans' goal is to eliminate them before everyone gets transformed into vampires. yeah i copied that verbatim from the vampiresmp wiki so what sue me AHEM,

If you're looking for a fun, roleplay-driven experience, feel free to join! Just keep in mind the following…

18+ only!

You do not need prior experience/have to have watched any of the VSMP videos to join! Your interest is enough!

This is purely roleplay-driven. Only necessary mods will be installed, including the plugin itself.

There will be three phases of applications! Filling out the forum, light round of interviews to get an idea of your personality, and submitting your character!

This is simply to ensure the people that are let into the server have the best intentions in mind, it's not to limit the people who do end up joining.

All dialogue will be done through voice chat. So like, the good kind of Live Action Role Playing.

What we offer!

Custom portraits of your character

Skins for vampire stages 2-3

An opportunity to meet new people!!

Check out the THE CURSE OF OAKHURST community on Discord - hang out with 5 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[flygutzz]

imma do anything atp why not

[biposi]

Fuck it

[nugster25]

screw it

[soooonotsketchy]

Oh russet of fortune... Please just make the months go quickly and with no qualms.... And may all my fandoms be plentiful to help me cope.

[atrashgoblin]

yknow what if the potato works im officially starting spellwork next week

[cleo-the-creature]

praying this potato works

[thegremlininyourcloset]

the thing about Apo is that she’s kind but not nice and the thing about Shelby is that she’s nice but not kind

Do you hear me

[whereispearlescentmoon]

I hope you guys know my posts about V!Shelby aren't because she's some unique evil. Everyone in VSMP is on a scale of morally dubious to flat out evil. I just think she's a very fascinating and underappreciated kind of evil. She's evil because she's complicit, because she's selfish, because she's so innocent that she perpetuates violence and then doesn't understand why people don't like her. She is the cult leader's biggest supporter who not only doesn't care how many people have to get hurt for her own happiness, but refuses to acknowledge that anyone is hurt at all. She sits with blood on her hands in her gilded cage and claims that if everyone else would just get in the cage they would all be free.

[yoiurboi]

fuckass trustbites doodle of the poly pajamas meme that i drew ages ago. don't think i ever posted this but in honor of the vsmp poly ship tournament, here you go. definitely didn't draw this just to give the doctor top surgery scars or anything. blinks.

[strawberry-sweet-vampire]

Someone please draw Corey! Pete because I haven't seen anyone do it yet and I think it would be so so cool.

[ups-sups]

Locked in and made this as fast as humanly possible because you were so right this needs to exist

[ravenisbored26-mc]

Martyn would've followed renheart in life, but renheart followed martyn in death instead. Crazy to think about.

Ignore the fact I forgot to upload any art here for like 2 years I was on Twitter the whole time 😔

[time-woods]

more misc art

[separatebswithbs]

Ima be out for awhile due to wifi & irl stuff, so for now take these random ppl