Johnny's A Greedy Bitch

Lily--she/her--25--BC, Canada--Please note, I do NOT tag spoilers for Cyberpunk 2077 (because half the time I forget so I just don't bother)--Icon by @fantasmagoriam

[sephiwhore]

Currently not taking fic requests.

My inbox and DMs are always open to everything else! Send me questions, send me headcanons, send me anonymous love confessions! Whee!

The mods that I’ve made (including my project to clean up Kerry’s mansion!!) can be found in my Google Drive or on my Nexus page.

If you want to read what I’ve already written, all my one-shots and my Kerry/FemV fic Second Conflict are under the tag #my writing or on my ao3!

If you’d like to support me, I have a ko-fi! Or you can head over to my etsy to buy your very own copy of V’s bullet necklace, made by yours truly.

Info and pictures of my V are under the tag #oc: tess valere if you wanna get to know her :3

[sephiwhore]

What if Samurai was a synth new wave band

[sephiwhore]

WAIT NO EVEN BETTER WHAT IF THEY COVERED UNDER PRESSURE

[sephiwhore]

What if Samurai was a synth new wave band

[rokelse-deactivated20220402]

[welcome--to--my--little--world]

[cattyfabz]

Rockerboy 🔥🔥🔥

[laeffy]

Sims 4 page on Steam. Not to be controversial but I think the CEO of EA should be beheaded for this

[cutual]

if anyone got the game from origin heres an unlocker for dlc + links to the dlc files to download that an anon sent me a while back :] its worked perfectly for my game but jus make sure u have enough storage for the packs

[lousolversons]

Rami Malek as Ahkmenrah in the Night At The Museum trilogy.

[sephiwhore]

Not me creating a Naruto oc in the year 2021 to smooch a character I never thought I would like, let alone be horny for ahahahah oops

[k9effect]

Villa Eurodyne Floor Plan

I spent the past five hours creating a floor plan for Kerry's villa as a point of reference for various things such as fanfiction. Feel free to use!

This was more fun than I expected so I might do more floor plans. Let me know what you'd want to see!

(click for better quality) (Cyberpunks discord invite)

[katsigian]

I'm not on PC, I can't mod, and I'm aware my V's are basic b's. But. I've been having a lot of fun doing my best in the photo mode and here are some of the screenshots I've taken. I've been hesitant to share because so many wonderful people I follow have these amazing, complex photos with modded V's and characters.

But I figured that I'd share the ones I like best. Maybe one day I'll figure out how to mod and make my own different, interesting photo shoots. For now, I have these.

[mistmorphine]

This is amazing.

[thememedaddy]

me_irl

[ricekrispyjoints]

job hunting gothic

The job posting looks like a great fit. You have the skills listed, and the responsibilities are relevant to what you would like to do. The requirements section asks for a PhD in a seemingly unrelated field. It pays minimum wage.

You upload your résumé to the website. An error message appears, informing you that only the following file types are supported: .rtf, .doc, .docx and .pdf. Your file is one of the document types. You try the upload again. An error message appears, informing you that files must be under 50KB. You reduce the file size. The first error message appears again. 

Your résumé file is finally accepted to the website. You continue to the next page, where you are cheerfully requested to manually enter all of your work and education experience. If you are lucky, a machine has helpfully used the résumé file you uploaded to autofill all fields for you. They are all wrong.

You send in fifty job applications in less than a month. You wait patiently for replies. When none come, you look for contact information to follow up with them. There is no information available. You wonder if the job ever existed in the first place.

You receive an email from someone who saw your profile on a jobsite and wants to offer you a job stuffing envelopes. You have a master’s degree.

Two months in, you have not received any viable offers. You start thinking about stuffing envelopes for a living.

You are finally contacted by someone: they want to interview you. You do the interview. A second. A third. A fourth. You start to wonder how many levels this process goes through. They give you nothing but positive feedback. You keep doing interviews.

[rindemption]

Character Details - Kerry Eurodyne

I got tagged by @smilepal to talk about some of my favorite details of my comfort character. So predictably I'm doing Kerry. 💖

Obviously the first thing is the beauty marks. They were certainly more prominent in his youth, and tattoos and cybernetics have covered several of them, but he still has plenty!

One of my favorite tiny details I noticed after staring at pictures of him for way too long is the little gap in his mustache. I'm not sure if it's from a scar or just how his hair grows in. Also that little rogue beard hair under his lip ❤

The gold ring around his eyes really only stands out close up in good lighting, which isn't often in his questline.

And there's cyberware behind both of his ears!

And his freckles. And the crows feet. And the frown wrinkles between his eyebrows.

I also love the tiny details in his tattoos, like the little tiny Mikoshi and the fact that he has the name of his favorite denim brand. The dork.

And last but not least, the fact that his cyberware goes alll the way down :p

[travelbystarlight]

'She's known by many names. To the members of New Eden, she's Lilith — the first woman, protector of the flock. To her friends (or those who used to be) she's Tawny — the deputy who got way in over her head seventeen years ago and became the reluctant savior of Hope County. To the outsiders, she's The Judge — ready to deliver divine justice to those who dare to disturb her family. To Joseph...she's simply Tabitha — wife, mother to his children, the other piece to his soul.'

Hi I just finished Far Cry New Dawn and I liked the story well enough but like hell I'm gonna go with that whole Judge storyline in my canon!!! I simply just choose to ignore canon and make up my own. 😌

[fishik]

- I’ll see ya ‘round, Johnny

[allthecanadianpolitics]

B.C. heat wave shatters temperature records across the province

Lytton, Abbotsford and Lillooet were some of the hottest places in B.C. on Saturday

From Abbotsford to Yoho National Park, a heat wave shattered temperature records in British Columbia on Saturday — and meteorologists expect the weather to get even hotter over the next couple of days.

The Village of Lytton was the hottest place in the country Saturday, with a record-breaking 43.2 C according to Environment Canada. The previous record there was set in 2006, at 39.9 C.

Other notable highs include the Fraser Valley, which broke 40 C at Cultus Lake for the first time yesterday.

In the Cache Creek area, temperatures soared to 42.5 C, and Lillooet set a new record at 43.1 C. Temperatures in the Pemberton Valley are so high an evacuation order has been issued because of rising river levels caused by snowmelt.

Continue Reading.

Tagging: @politicsofcanada

[allthecanadianpolitics]

This heatwave is starting to get terrifying:

Tagging: @politicsofcanada​

[quilliums]

For all Americans keeping track 50c is around 123f i think. It’s what the summer temps in Arizona and New Mexico are like usually.

[meggory84]

And for anyone who would like to say “lol that’s just summer here, nbd,” these are places where homes and most businesses do not generally have air conditioning. It doesn’t get hot enough during the summer to have a/c. Care homes might not have a/c in individual rooms. People are going to die from this. Forests are going to burn because of this.

[stars-trash-18]

Texan here.

Put foil on your windows and block with heavy blankets or curtains to keep sunlight out, that’s where the majority of your cool air leaves.

If you can’t get a hold of fans buy ice packs and stuff the freezer with em, you can place wrap them in towels and place them on pulse points on your body to keep you cool and avoid heat stroke.

If you do have a fan place a bowl of ice behind it to spread that cold air around the room

Wear your lightest clothing both in fabric and color WEAR LONG SLEEVES IN A LOOSE LIGHTWEIGHT FABRIC IT TRAPS SWEAT AND IT KEEPS YOU COOL, heat is attracted to dark colors.

Drink water no matter how thirsty you are, mix in gatorade to keep electrolytes up. Try to avoid ice cold though because it causes your body to heat up even more.

I hope this helps any of my Canadian followers. Some of us Texans still suffer so help these tips we use down here help ya’ll up there.

[prismatic-bell]

So it IS true that “this is just summer” where I am, but that means I know survival things you don’t and y’all were very kind to Texans during the polar vortex so from an Arizonan to all my overheating Canadians:

1) strip down to nothing. Pick out a light shirt and pants. (I like pajama pants for this.) Put them on. NO UNDERWEAR, it’ll make the next step suck. Now go get in a cool shower. Yes, with your clothes on. You can sit on a towel when you get out if you have cloth furniture. If you have long hair, use this opportunity to braid and bun it. It’ll stay wet longer, and keep you cooler.

2) stay indoors as much as possible.

3) If you have box fans, put a tub of ice water behind each one and aim it toward the ceiling on a 45-degree angle. Cool air sinks, so this will help circulation in your space and keep it cooler.

4) try to sleep during the day, if you can—body temperature automatically lowers during sleep. Dampen your top sheet and sleep under only that, in the nude if your living situation allows.

5) NO SODA. NO COFFEE. NO TEA. If you must drink these things, keep it to a minimum. In extremely hot weather, they can dehydrate you (especially soda).

6) find a friend or family member you can check in with at least once a day. Extreme heat can make you sluggish and disoriented even if you’re not in danger of overheating. Having someone to touch base with can help keep you engaged.

7) plan cold meals and do any necessary cooking at night. If you can stay awake this long, 2-3am will be the coolest part of the night and the most ideal for cooking. You’ll want lots of things like sandwiches, cut fruit, meat and veg that you like when they’re cold. Cooking during the day will heat up the house and you won’t want what you’ve made because it’s warm.

8) in the same vein, plan on 5-6 small meals rather than three moderate-to-large ones. You’ll find that you’re not actually all that hungry, and it’ll be easier to have a sandwich now and another in two hours than to eat a soup and sandwich and fruit right now. If you have an eating disorder and eating this way concerns you for your recovery, find a buddy to check in with, and remember: THIS IS HEALING. This is allowing your body to digest small amounts at a time so it’s not overwhelmed by unusual heat. You are eating the same amount overall, just in smaller bits.

9) buckle your seatbelts when you get out of the car, and if you have to park outside, leave your windows open by a couple of centimeters. This will prevent heat buildup (the hottest I’ve ever registered the inside of my car was 142 degrees—about 61C). If you have access to a piece of cardboard, put it inside your windshield to block out the sun. It really does help.

Stay safe, friends. Take care.

[mithril-owl]

Thank you, seriously- I’m not in BC but it has been unusually hot in my province and I am already starting to feel unwell after a few days. This will be really helpful.

[uncle-cazador]

Best if luck with that craziness

[bigredm38-2]

@kingkillion @thekanucklehead help spread this for the Eh-team.

[marloviandevil]

Re: cardboard on windshield. My dad always used white fabric (think thick sheet, I use a plastic/fabric thing, with the fabric side against the windshield. Lay it flat on the outside of your windshield, and trap it with your car doors. It will prevent the sunrays from hitting the windshield itself.

I have seen it elsewhere but I have tried it: if you have a basin at home, fill it with cool water, and keep your feet in it as long as you possibly can.

Outside, it may sound dumb, but parasols are very helpful. Some have reflective coating too. It keeps you cooler than a hat, protects your whole body, and the temp under it feels cooler.

Hand-held fans.

Avoid at all cost putting anything oily on your skin. Aloe vera gel makes you feel cooler abd hydrates your skin. Oil will clog your pores, you will, as my mom puts it, “cuire à l'étouffée”.

If you have blinds and shutters, close them. I personally open between 5-7am to get some cooler in, but I never open the blinds during the day - at least, not more thsn absolutely necessary to function. Most shutters here have a ‘day’ setting. It works.

Good luck.