behold the human disaster

~icon & header by me~ 28y/o Disaster™️ My blog is a mess of whatever my current hyper-fixation is. I’m sorry in advance ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Sometimes I tag things Sometimes I don’t. Currently a full time inconvenience and menace to society Gender.exe has attempted to run too many programs at once and crashed. Would you like to run diagnostics? (they/he/she)

[serah-e-nerd]

*puts hand on your shoulder*

Hey

Welcome to the reblog pile!

If you need a laugh search:

#im fuckin losing my shit afsgshdhjdjfkflgl

If you need happy stuff search:

#serotonin is stored in this post

If you want pretty nature pictures search:

#pictures i wanna live in

If you don’t want to see posts where I’m talking filter:

#stfu serah

If you want to help out artists search:

#other people’s commissions

#boost

#signal boost

And hopefully if Tumblr’s fucking useless search feature actually works you’ll be able to find other stuff on here too

(ﾉ◕3◕)ﾉ*:~bye~･ﾟ✧

[frejs-froggy-artblog]

Gingerbread House

[save-the-child-qais]

Tragically, the hospital expelled me and my baby Qais. We were denied surgery because we couldn’t afford it. His wound grew deeper, infected, and untreated, while we were forced out in despair.

[save-the-child-qais]

I walked out carrying my injured child, knowing help was inside but unreachable without money. No mother should be forced to choose between her child’s pain and an empty pocket, Your help could save a child who has nothing but pain.

[save-the-child-qais]

Please, I am begging you—your donation can bring Qais back inside those doors and save him. Don’t let money decide whether my baby heals or keeps suffering in silence.

Gofundme - Vetted#679

[save-the-child-qais]

I repeat this with a shattered heart: I will not forgive anyone who sees my post and keeps scrolling away. My baby is fading. Please—share and donate now. Don’t let your silence be the reason Qais disappears.

[disterbia]

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[itsquietinsantafe2]

TODAY

[fangirlsaywhaat]

Next:

May 2021

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[yourdeargatsby]

so tired of all these fics where merlin is captured and is like "p-please n-n-n-n-no" like this hoe didn't show up to camelot, immeadiately commit aggravated assault, get arrested, get out of prison, continue to try both commit aggravated assault and regicide, and then within the next 30 minutes of the episode commit like 3 counts of murder 😭😭

[whitehareknits]

The fundraiser is currently sitting at $492. Juuuust over $100 away from the goal I set.

If you can, it would mean a lot to both @serah-e-nerd and me if you could check out my shop, spread the word, or boost the post. Thank you!

You can find my shop here

[sharingneedles]

IVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR TO POST THIS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

[fuckyeahpaganism]

I’m crying. 

[for-fox-sakess]

i scheduled this a year ago..

[madasross]

Scheduling for every year

[thelilylav]

Aziraphale is the most character ever. He ran out of ideas so he declared war on hell. He canonically says fuck. His favourite colour is yellow. He’s literally an angel and can speak every language on earth but still isn’t fluent in french. He told his boyfriend to shoot him for his magic act and made him go through with it when their miracles weren’t working. He gave away his flaming sword and then lied about it for the next 6000 years. He has a bookshop that never sells books. No one’s doing it like him.

[somebebop]

He’s perfect

[missunderstoodlyrics]

He told his boyfriend he'd never talk to him again if he didn't do something about that pesky Satan problem.

He blew up his halo to save the dumb human who let the demons into his bookshop in the first place.

He made the Archangel Michael miracle him a towel after impersonating his boyfriend and pulling the wool over the eyes of every demon in Hell.

He gets his demon boyfriend to do pretty much anything he wants just by blinking and pouting.

He's just doing the most all the time and I love him.

[whitehareknits]

A couple of highlights from my "Save the Pumpkins" fundraiser.

I've gotten a couple sales of pumpkins, some other items from my shop, and a handful of dontations.

All the proceeds in October are going to my partner's mom who's battling breast cancer. So if you're in the market for a pink pumpkin or something for the upcoming holidays, feel free to check out my shop!

My goal is to reach $600 by the end of the month. She's in a position to where she can't take any time off work during her treatment, so we're hoping this will help with some of her bills.

It would mean so much to the both @serah-e-nerd and me if you could spread the word and help us meet our goal.

You can find my Etsy shop here

And my Ko-fi here

[serah-e-nerd]

Did you guys know I love my beautiful, kind, thoughtful and talented wife 👉🏻👈🏻

[meine-waldmomente]

[sami--onley11]

I'm tired of sharing news with you on Tumblr. Every day I mention some people, some of them answer and some of them don't, but will you help me today by sharing the post with the largest number of people who die every day in Gaza and need your donations?

You can do that or not?

yes I will participate

no I will like

Voting ended onMar 31, 2025

Please share my friend 🩶🩶

[rememberthismeme]

[rememberthismeme]

[charlesoberonn]

Mammu! Finius and Ferbingetorix built Rome in a day!

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

[asphor]

I feel like this also implies that rome is somehow being destroyed by the end of the day

[charlesoberonn]

The Emperor Constantine loves Finius and Ferbingetorix's "New Rome" so much that he makes it his new capital and names it after himself.

[asphor]

Yeah that checks out.

What's the doofenschmirtz contraption/scheme of the day?

[charlesoberonn]

Doofenric the Ostrogoth (insert jokes about his daughter Vanessa being "Goth" but in the modern sense) invented a City-Mover-Inator to move Rome across the Danube so his Germanic confederation could sack it.

Thankfully, Agent Pericles stops him by redirecting the Inator to Finius and Ferbingetorix's New Rome instead, moving it to the Bosphorus.

[charlesoberonn]

While Pericles and Doofenric are fighting over the controls of the Inator, it gets accidentally changed to paint remover mode and then fired at a random direction.

Somewhere nearby a painter just finished coloring the statue of the emperor when suddenly all the paint gets removed.

Painter: Aw...

Painter, giving it a second look: Hmmm... 🤔

[charlesoberonn]

Candysseia: What animal even is Pericles?

Finius: We named it "platypus", meaning flat-foot.

Ferbingetorix: On account of his feet being flat.

Candysseia: And where did he come from?

Febingetorix: We have no earthly idea.

[charlesoberonn]

Doofenric the Goth: Pericles the- wait, what animal even are you, Agent Pericles?

Pericles: *hands him papyrus*

Doofenric: *reading* A "platypus", meaning flat-foot... oh, on account of your feet being flat!

[hooks-and-crows]

Happy Beret May everyone ✨

The Beret May event is mainly happening on Insta (you can find me over there at hooksandcrows) but I’m sharing over here too!

@whitehareknits and I are collaborating for the entire month of May, making various fruit berets and I’m excited to share them with you guys!

[serah-e-nerd]

I made a thing!✨

[fox-teeth]

Preview of Basilisk, my personal favorite of my risograph comics, and the project all my other recent medieval-inspired art descends from.

Styled after medieval illuminated manuscripts and printed using a custom color palette requiring 5 risograph inks (including metallic gold), Basilisk asks the question: what would drive a teenage girl to create a monster?

Physical copies available here. To brag for a moment--this is my masterwork of riso printing and is even more impressive in person.