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yâall remember when avatar kyoshi did THAT?
Team Avatar: Kyoshi isnât a killer
Kyoshi:
Got'em
when atla said âas long as Iâm confident with who I am, it doesnât matter what other people thinkâ and when atla said âlife happens wherever you are, whether you make it or notâ and when atla said âthe greatest illusion of this world is the illusion of separationâ and when atla said âsome friendships are so strong, they can even transcend lifetimesâ and when atla said âthe true heart can touch the poison of hatred without being harmedâ and when atla said âhope is something you give yourself, that is the meaning of inner strengthâ and when atla said âlove is a form of energy, and it swirls all around usâ and when atla said âsometimes the best way to solve your own problems is to help someone elseâ and when atla said âlove is brightest in the darkâ and when atla said-Â
the gaangs all here
Man, sounds like i should try to get in legally
Seeking asylum is legal.
To dive into it a bit more: Pretend the US economy collapsed largely because of Canadaâs repeated interference in US economy or the economy of neighboring countries that might have been functional trading partners. After taking resources from America over the course of decades, installing pro-Canada politicians in local and state governments, and possibly even aiding in the creation of these roving gangs, Canada withdraws humanitarian support. They say that America needs to support itself and its own people and that sure they might have done some things a very long time ago (It wasnât) but now America needs to create a functional government of its own. One not filled by the corruption that they helped to create.
None of which helps with the roving gangs breaking into homes and killing people.
But, seeking asylum is, on paper, legal. In order to legally cross into Canada you need to fear for your safety or for the safety of your family and seek asylum. Well, there are roving gangs, abuse is rampant, and the police force is either functionally useless or in the pockets of these groups so, hey, you have that down!
But you need to move quickly because there are people who want to make this PERFECTLY LEGAL means of immigration illegal, in which case there are no other nearby countries that you could flee to. And the current Prime Minister keeps saying theyâll close the border entirely, threatens bringing in guns, and it becomes increasingly clear that the longer you wait, the more violent and unlikely it is that youâll be able to find a home in Canada.
So you cross. Legally.
Canada takes you at gunpoint, strips your two year old of anything that youâve given them, and deports you. Months pass, no word from your child. You hear reports, they could be dead, dying, adopted into a Canadian family, or sold to human (usually sex) traffickers. No one knows, because no one is keeping track of what happens to American kids. You try to reach out for help and you get told that you should have followed the law.
Which you did.
And they stole and possibly murdered your kid for anyway.
My favorite part of Rocketman was during the quiet emotional parts when Elton was at his lowest and you could hear Godzilla scream from the theater next door
Significant weight loss in children that went largely unnoticed by the facility medical staff, including a 16-month-old baby who lost nearly a third of his body weight over 10 days during a diarrheal disease but was never given IV fluids or sent to an emergency room. (Source)
âą A 27-day-old baby who had a seizure from bleeding inside his skull that was missed by the facility on arrival.
âą Numerous children who suffered severe finger injuries while confined in a facility that was designed as a medium-security prison for adults.
âą Not to mention the trauma every child that are and been in these cages will forever endure. Not to mention them be putting up for adoption and never returning to their families. NOT TO MENTION THE MANY ALREADY DEAD CHILDREN.
ABOLISH ICE. FUCK TRUMP. FUCK REPUBLICANS. AND EVERY OTHER EVIL SUPPORTING THIS. DONATE TO HELP THESE FAMILIES CASES
Things they donât tell you about top surgery
- Talk to the surgeon about the size you want your new areolas/nipples (donât be afraid to ask)
- Numbness. No one talks about this for guys who are about to have surgery. Youâre going to be numb all in your chest area, especially where the incisions were. They cut nerves as they pass along your chest, and it can take up to a year to regenerate those nerves. Still, feels super foreign for the first two weeks
- Make your bed into a pillow chair, body pillow, two on each side, and two for your head.Â
- Sleep alone. I tried to sleep with my girlfriend and it was miserable. You really do need the entire bed for yourself
- Go on Groupon, & get yourself a 10 foot lightning cable iPhone charger, BEST THING EVER, can reach from wherever you are
- Donât take a week off from work, take two. You will regret the one week, and love the extra time
- When they say âdonât move too much, even after the first weekâ. LISTEN. I moved way too much and got so sore super quickly.Â
- Drink lots of water & eat if your taking the pain medication, otherwise your stomach feels super funky.
- Get stool softeners, & donât be afraid to take those babies. Donât wait a week to poop. youâll surely regret it.Â
- The drains are scary & they may hurt while draining or rewrapping your dressings, but once they come out, the second they do, its no more pain, its crazy.Â
i hope this helps someone, because i wish i knew all of this when i was having mine a month ago. Looking back its like everyone forgets all the real negatives, its a great experience, & i healed very well & quick compared to most, but the first few days are crazy. They hurt, suck but it gets better.Â
To the few guys I know having surgery this week!
-the headache you get a couple days after the surgery because the anesthesia is leaving your body hurts 200 times more than the surgery itself. And even that isnât too bad.
-after a week or, you ITCH. Itâs awful. Try not to touch your stitches too much. An ice pack will help.
Here is a guide from a hospitalâs website on how to take care of your stitches
keeping this for when i get my surgery eventually
Tips!!!
I hope this reaches someone who needs it.
-this isnât always the case, but you might feel really nauseous from the anesthetic to the point of vomitting. in most cases you can talk to your surgeon about medications to combat it. but otherwise, itâll only last a few days
-prepare to stay in bed for a while and prepare to lay mainly on your back. youâll know when youâre able to lay on your side again and itâll feel amazing
-you may not be able to shower for a while, but having someone wash your hair does wonders to make you feel cleaner. also, youâre probably going to need someone to help you with pretty much everything for a week or two
omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon
and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there
and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza
and the pizzaman refused to step over the salt line, like he almost did and then he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left; which is pretty ridiculous because itâs far from our door
so a heads up to everyone iâm pretty sure dominoâs is actually run by demons??? kind of like how in men in black the post office is run by aliens
demono
((âNot just pizzaâ))
((âbut eternal damnationâ))
Alternate theory: It wasnât that the pizza guy couldnât cross the line of salt himself.
He just saw the line of salt and assumed that it was the only thing keeping you and your brother in, and he didnât want nothing to do with your demon asses
Alternate alternate theory: pizza man is a slug.
Yule Positive Spell
âĄHappy Solstice!!! Hope you all have a merry Yule!!!⥠We want you to finish this year with the best of energy and positive vibes, so here below will be the steps to take in this longest night of the year.
Gather your items and light the candle. You donât have to pronounce words but if it helps you visualize, you can do it. Think of how the fire of the candle will cleanse your loved ones and your soul.
Place the red ribbon in the bottle and thing of how this color is the color of love and how it connects you all.
Place the cinnamon with the chestnuts and imagine its all your loved ones together and yourself in this peaceful night even if you wont be able to see them all.
Write your intention on the paper. Any positive emotion or wish you want them all to have.
Put the paper in the bottle and grab the candle. Drip the melted wax on the contents inside.
You can keep thinking on this peaceful moment and the positive energy you are creating to charge yourself more.
Extinguish the candle
after i move i really wanna get a used roomba
Iâm not into pranking people, so I decided Iâd show you some animals that look silly instead.
Andean Cock of the Rocks (ALWAYS WATCHING)
Arabian sand boas (DOING THEIR BEST)
Dik diks (SMALL?????????)
Softshell turtles (SMOOTH BOYS)
Christmas tree worms (FESTIVE FRIENDS)
Saiga antelopes (I LOVE YOU BUT WHY)
Baikal seals (ROUND BOYS)
I refuse to believe any of these are real
Tibetan Foxes are also very good:
All of these look like my attempts to draw animals
Then know you drew one, just jot the one you intended. Sometimes the greatest achievements are someone elses greatest mistakes.
American Horror Story: Apocalypse has been amazing so farÂ
Shout out to my real witches & warlocks out here ;-)
if youâre american and coming to australia, Iâm gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named âdaneâ in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here
what does this say in english
âGood sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should be rather more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman named âDaneâ who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continentâ.
ok so what does it say in american
âYouâre more likely to get sucker punched/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spiderâ.
thank you
Well rattle my spoons, that donât make a lick of sense. Wot in tarnation does this hootenanny say?
âIf ya mosey on by Australia, you best be fixinâ to get to some fisticuffs more'n checkin fer spiders.â
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