seraphiminlovewithumanity

TimeLords and Sociopaths and Hunters and Demigods and Everything-In-Between

[fishmotif]

imo the most iconic gayle moment is that one where she electrocutes herself using a dog collar to bake an apple pie with the edge of seventeen by fleetwood mac playing in the background 

[maxandthespidersfrommars-deacti]

WHAT IS THIS

[toddreu-deactivated20191220]

Fuck you, Bonnie

[kidlazer]

florida dad ur doing great sweetie 

k;sdl;ksdlsdk fuck it up!!!

[lolbiit]

BEAT👏ALL👏PEDOPHILES👏

[oppa-homeless-style]

[jynkiess]

Useless Things I Know About Scooby-Doo: The Original Series That Are Actually Canon:

1. Shaggy Rogers is a vegetarian

2: Shaggy was called “Buzz” until his 10th birthday

3: Shaggy has a collection of 653 decorator belt buckles and he wears a different buckle every episode, you just can’t see it

4: Shaggy started collecting belt buckles to combat his Scooby-Snack addiction related weight problems

5: Shaggy’s actual name is Norville

6: Shaggy found the Mystery Machine

7: Shaggy is a talented gymnast

8: Daphne wanted to be a supermodel or detective when she grew up

9: Daphne gets straight A’s in school

10: Daphne regularly loses dates because she leaves them to solve mysteries

11: Daphne’s Dad, George Blake, gave the gang a 100 dollar check to get started 

12: Velma came up with the phrase “Jinkes” on the fly

13: Velma used to say “oh my” before she said Jinkes

14: Velma’s has hundreds of awards for outstanding achievements in school

15: Fred is a bass and sings from the opera Showboat when the team gets scared

16: Fred’s nickname is “Pickles” according to his school yearbook

17: Fred traveled with a performance crew as an actor before deciding to be a detective

18: Fred wants to be a mystery writer

19: Scooby’s full name is Scoobert Doo

20: Scooby Doo has a limited number of phrases he can say and has to act out anything that can’t be explained simply

21: The gang thought Scooby’s speaking was strange at first, but decided it “really wasn’t a big deal”

22: Before they had the Mystery Machine the gang used to pay their parents gas money to drive them around

BONUS: The series was supposed to be about a band who went around solving mysteries, but that completely changed when Scooby-Doo got added to the cast and became the title character

[jas720]

So a group of people united by their love of solving mysteries just shrug at a talking dog

[docrimesbegay]

Being 18-20 in the us is like: you can’t smoke a cigarette 🚬 🙅🏻‍♀️ or pot ❌🚫❗️and DONT even THINK about drinking alcohol❗️❗️⛔️ but PLEASE feel free to work 40 hours a week 😉 and pay taxes 😏 and make life altering decisions about ur education (which u can pay us for urself!!) 😍🥰 and don’t forget to go die in the military for ur imperialist country 😁😃 💞🇺🇸

[beggars-opera]

I was listening to a podcast last week with a psychologist and she was saying that militaries takes kids in this age range because they are in both in peak physical shape and their brains aren’t developed enough yet to truly understand the risk involved in going into combat.

[rhaenyratheecruel]

Listen. We can take the piss out of J*hn B*yega here where it’s safe. But PLEASE do not engage with his posts on twitter or Instagram because he WILL attempt to target you next. Please just block and avoid. Keep yourself safe. People have already been deactivating because they’ve received so much harassment from his latest post.

[princessnijireiki]

this is literally. SO funny

[official-mugi]

[realest-asami-requiem]

[memefix]

What's going on

[fullymechanized-consoomer]

John recently got off of his legally enforced Disney gag order and has been blasting ass about how dissatisfied he was with the sequels, especially the forced romance between Rey and Keylo and how poorly his character was handled.

A bunch of fandom weirdos freaked out because they can't separate fiction from reality and tried to shame him into silence, but being the King he is John took this opportunity to blow off 5 years of steam that built up after being one of the prime pieces of meat in the pressure cooker known as the Star Wars fandom.

The social incompetents had their minds shattered at the realization that the actor is not the character he plays, that he doesn't like them or think the way they want him to think, and because of this they are breaking down at the mundane revelation that the public figure they've been harassing for years can sling their shit right back at them.

[steakplissken]

Also he’s been really funny while doing it

[kdfskdbkjfbkdjfb-deactivated202]

[pearltiare]

what we’re not going to do is judge women for looking up to Marilyn Monroe and Audrey Hepburn, two unproblematic queens, because they’re deemed as “cliche” or “mainstream” ; meanwhile, men are over here idolizing other mediocre men who have physically and sexually abused women and think it’s acceptable because “we should separate art from the artist”

[longlashedingenue]

It should also be stated that Marilyn and Audrey are inspirational because they overcame so much and were genuinely kind people. Marilyn dealt with sexual abuse, mental illness, miscarriages,and scrutiny. Audrey aided the Dutch resistance, overcame hunger during ww2 , and was a notable unicef ambassador. To diminish these women to just beautiful actresses is sickening. These two women deserve the legacy they have. Even if they hadn’t accomplished all that they did we as a society have to stop ridiculing women for what “basic” things they enjoy.

[sweetgrassbraids-deactivated202]

the tenderness…. 

[bright-eyed]

the whole quote is very heartwarming:

“And we are not the only animal that has to teach our young. Old lobsters show their migration routes to young ones by holding claws, the way we hold hands, and walking the long miles together. A kitten without a mother to teach her may not ever learn to hunt small mammals. Such cats will let mice run all over them—though once they are shown, they never forget. A bee coming home from her first pollen run will be stroked all over by the other bees in praise and encouragement, even though she’s probably carrying only one-tenth of what she will learn to in a few weeks. Beavers held in captivity without flowing water don’t know how to make dams—that knowledge was passed down through the generations until humans interrupted their process of enculturation.”

[gobblechopstv]

[silver-tongues-blog]

sometimes i forget that bart is canonically a telepath

[popegoodvibes-returns]

HES A WHAT

[roosterreturns]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[quantummindclassicalheart]

To clarify, they are bisexual, not lesbians:

https://twitter.com/fancy_foxtrot/status/1205747696813756416

[dykeypookster]

to clarify, it its a same gender relationship between women its a lesbian relationship, if its a different gender relationship between a man and a woman its a straight relationship. You can be bi, pan, lesbian, its still a lesbian relationship cause it refer to same gender. Nobody is really erasing bisexuality, theyre bisexual, but its a lesbian relationship.

[hundondestiny]

No, it’s not. It’s a same gender relationship between two bisexual women. You can call it same gender, you can even call it a wlw relationship, a gay relationship, even more specifically a bisexual relationship.

but it’s not a “lesbian” relationship because lesbian = woman who is exclusively attracted to women, not “any woman attracted to or in a relationship with another woman”

it is inappropriate to label our relationships as lesbian at all, but especially when we are telling you to acknowledge we’re bi. It doesn’t make sense to refer to two bisexual women as lesbians for any reason.

It is erasing their bisexuality because people have been calling them lesbians and they are not lesbians. They are two bisexual women in a same gender relationship.

Words mean things and y’all need to stop trying to find ways to avoid calling bisexual people bisexual and acknowledging that our identities are not augmented by the people we are with. The only lesbian relationships are relationships between lesbians, period.

[teaboot]

Do ladies love stupid men or do they just love men who don’t exhaust every opportunity to feel smart

[teaboot]

“I used to think that melancholy was a vegetable” that’s incredible, let’s hang out more

[chris-evans]

[melifair]

Going off the 2000 (I think that’s what year it came out) Charlie’s Angels...

Which Chris fills which roles respectively?

I basically wanna know which Chris tells the other Chris to flip his goddamn hair.

[redhead4eyes]

Pine tells Evans to flip his hair (great if his hair is like The Red Sea Diving Resort, even better if it’s not)

[melifair]

YESSSSSSS tell me this doesn’t have those vibes because I’m totally getting those vibes

[zephrbabe]

Yes, I think it's pretty clear that Pine would fill Liu's role (the Classy One Who Will Kick Yo Ass), Hemsworth would be Diaz (the Goofy One Who Will Punch You Out), and Evans would reprise Barrymore (the One With Anger Issues Who Will Definitely Bite You And Throw You Off a Cliff).

[aregrettablehullabaloo]

No offence, but the Farrah Flip wins!  Everybody else can go home!

[fruitie]

straight people shut up challenge

[didyouknowmagic]

Frank stop. Go read a book or yell at a cloud it would be just as useful as this statement you left on Twitter.

[tentacleteapot]

He did add this later, which is… something?

[tentacleteapot]

[x] good ending

[zofromoh]

[randomslasher]

This is what people mean when they say that privilege is invisible to the people who have it. It never occurred to him that knowing someone’s orientation would be important to anyone, because to him, a straight man, representation is everywhere. It’s overabundant. It’s so common as to be taken for granted. To him, representation of his sexuality isn’t important because it’s there. 

I love that he learned. I love watching people understand their own blind spots when it comes to privilege. 

[107bees-deactivated20230121]

Can also be filed under: why cancel culture is dumb, people need to make mistakes to grow

[valtsv]

if your found family aren’t all at least a little bit pure of heart, dumb of ass, home of sexual bastards then you’ve failed

[notallmensheviks]

[capsgrantrogers]

# no growth

[boys-say-go]

when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

[hidden-suggestion]

when u scratch a cat’s cheek and they lean their head into ur hand reblog if u agree

[nyanbinyuri]

when u put your hand in front of your cat’s face and they gently headbut u reblog if u agree

[roughhewnends]

when ur cat runs just a lil bit faster to get to u reblog if u agree

[meloneons-deactivated20210423]

cats reblog if u agree

[nilesfreeman]

when ur cat rubs its face against your leg and purrs reblog if u agree