there is no inertia in the ocean

Fandom nonsense blog. Mostly Tolkien, video games, ttrpgs and general fantasy. An OC for every occasion. Sometimes I write stuff. My amazing banner is by commander-sarahs-art and the gorgeous icon is by echollama. Far too tired for fandom drama.  (Occasionally mature content).

[serenbach86]

OC Masterlist!

Been meaning to make an oc list for ages so here we go! This list will most likely get bigger as this definitely isn't everyone 🤣

Pillars of Eternity

Nelda (Dwarf Moon Godlike Kind Wayfarer, romanced Aloth) she/her

Ona Casals (Non-Watcher Dwarf oc, Scrivener of Wael, romanced fellow Scrivener Kauri) she/her

Oleander (Elf Death Godlike Priest of Eothas, romance tbd) they/them

Pathfinder Kingmaker

Queen Sorrel (Neutral Good Halfling Sylvan Sorcerer, romanced Octavia and Regongar) she/her

General Asliela (Lawful Neutral Aasimar Sensai Monk, romanced Maegar Varn) she/they

Pathfinder Wrath of the Righteous

Hemlock Tallsky (Lawful Neutral Cavalier of the Paw, Aeon path, romanced Daeran) she/her

Eira Gheata (Neutral Good Dhampir Winter Witch, Angel Path, romanced Lann and Ulbrig) she/her

Elder Scrolls

Eldaea Larethan (Online, Altmer Templar, main romance is with Ayrenn and Razum-Dar but has other romances, especially with Zerith-var) she/her

Arielda Larethan. (Oblivion, Altmer Scout, romanced Martin Septim, Eldaea's great great great granddaughter) she/her

Iirelia Athious (Skyrim, Priestess of Dibella, has various romances but married Ghorbash the Iron Hand, Arielda's granddaughter) she/her

Kingdoms of Amalur

Dawn Allestar (Ljosalfar Jack-of-all-trades, romanced Gwyn Anwy and Skald Atlas) she/her

Elden Ring

Elara "The Dreamer" Rainward (Draconian Astrologer, romanced Ranni and Blaidd) she/her

Dragon Age

Adasha Lavellan (Inquisition, Archer Rogue, romanced Solas) she/her

Olisi Cadash (Inquisition, duel wielding rogue, romanced Iron Bull) she/they

Asaaranda Adaar (Inquisition, Storm Mage, romanced Josephine) she/her

Lailani Mercar (Elf, Veilguard, Shadow Dragon, Mage, romanced Davrin) she/her

Zeca Ingellvar (Dwarf, Veilguard, Mourn Watch, Warrior, romanced Emmerich) they/them

Issala Thorne (Qunari, Veilguard, Grey Warden, Rogue, Romanced Lucanis) she/her

Wanderhome

Stirling Silverwing (ghost bat Astronomer), romancing a Vagabond Exile magpie Farren (he/him), awkward and studious (she/they)

Faer Farwind (European starling Pilgrim), no romance, cheerful and energetic, seeking the home at the heart of the world (she/her)

Alvey Autumgleam (red-tailed skink Veteran), wants to get back in the right headspace to reunite with her estranged wife, Ayla Autumgleam (bleeding heart dove Firelight she/her), stoic and occasionally curt (she/her)

Mina Mossbranch (rabbit Guardian), no romance (yet), organised and hopeful, focusing on looking after her ward Rowan (black fox, they/them) who is the Slobbering God reborn though they don't know it yet but are always, always hungry (she/her)

Octopath Traveler 0

Multiple Medias

Eirlys (human cleric/dancer) A gentle healer who set out on a quest for revenge. Married her childhood sweetheart Stia. Became a dancer when her quest for vengeance was done as she felt free (she/they)

Lord of the Rings Online

Ruvedeg Forgebrow (Stout-Axe dwarf, rune-keeper, grim and fatalistic but also honourable and loyal, hates the idea of anyone risking themself for her, romances Palasha in one lotro verse (she/her)

Ashes: Original Work/Neverwinter/Baldur's Gate 3 (Great Old One Tiefling Warlock, romanced Gale and the Emperor in Baldur's Gate, Zilvandor (they/them) and Parakas (he/him) in Neverwinter and original work) she/her

Pike: Pillars of Eternity ttrpg/Dragon's Dogma/Baldur's Gate 3/Wildermyth/Skyrim/Solasta (Catfolk or gnome if possible, otherwise just a very short human, many various romances, tied to a mysterious figure in every world, the overarching meta plot bssed on that I fondly refer to as the Pike Cinematic Universe) she/her

Selene Starling: Village Witch/Stardew Valley/Potion Permit (human, witch, tea-shop owner, chemist and farmer, married to Harvey in Stardew Valley and various love interests in Village Witch) she/her

Palasha Loamsdown: Lord of the Rings Online/Tales of the Shire/Baldur's Gate 3 (hobbit minstrel/bard, romanced Lothrandir in lotro and has a lotro au where she gets with Ruvedeg, Nefi in tales of the shire and (probably!) Wyll in bg3, joy and optimism incarnate, loves food and music equally) she/her.

[woodbreeze]

cosplaying my Envoy from Avowed for Momocon!

[mooneyedmoth]

I love Miss Delphinium Brandybuck

[stealingpotatoes]

rereading your own fics/wips is a very slippery slope into finding out you actually have to finish your fics if you want them finished

[kosmogrl]

I have mastered the art of being hard on myself for things I would tell anyone else are not that deep

[cryptotheism]

Now draw her being martyred

[starg0ld]

[rannadylin]

Braigiar and Halloth finished the rewards track just in time to get the Mumak pet before the new track starts tomorrow. Which means it is now time for...

Pink

Elephants

On

Parade!

Ah yes! This should certainly distract Eowyn from her worries!

[ffxmtg]

Cid, Timeless Artificer Illustrator: Magali Villeneuve

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

Here's the thing: genre stereotypes are bullshit.

Sci-fi can be a wonderful expansion of your mind, and it can be fascist bullshit.

Romance can be a lovely study of the nature of relationships between two (or more!) people, and it can be lazy, toxic, conservative propaganda.

YA can be an honest and important part of teaching teenagers and young adults how to grow up, and it can be mass-produced corporate slop.

Literary fiction can be deeply personal stories of human connection, and it can be yet another man writing about how he wants to cheat on his wife with his student because she's grown naggy in her old age.

Cozy fiction can be deep meditations on loneliness and joy, and it can be meaningless fluff.

Dark books can be honest and soulful glimpses into the worst parts of the human existence, and it can be cheap misery/torture porn.

There is no genre that is inherently better than any other, no genre that doesn't have its treasures and its trash. We are multifaceted creatures that need multifaceted experiences and thus every genre has something to offer. We are also living in a corporate, capitalist system that values quantity over quality and will pounce on any perceived shift in the market to start churning out one genre and squashing another.

You can, and should, make observations on what specific genres come out at specific times, who reads them, and how they're perceived. People have made whole fields of study on how literature reflects and affects culture. But a genre's popularity is not a measure of its quality, for good or for ill. Take care not to let your own tastes blind you to other perspectives.

[crimson-sun]

Another little batch from the FF Oracle deck which is nearly completion. We have about 14 cards left to go.

And somehow, most of the female protagonists were assigned to elements. I think these make quite a vibrant bunch, wouldn't you agree?

As always, any amount you can spare to support the project is greatly appreciated! Rewards on Patreon start from a single dollar a month but the more you pledge the more there is.

Deck should be ready to go by September!

(Gonna try and preempt the inevitable 'but where is [other character]?' comments by saying, either they're in another picture set, or they missed picture day! Please don't comment that way, thank you!)

Previously: FF playing cards | FFVII playing cards | FFXV Tarots | FFVII Tarots | FFXV Playing cards | FFVII Full Tarots | FF Hanafuda deck

Patreon | Twitter

[dogpuppy]

[squirrelly-13]

they got married btw

[visit-me-here-in-wonderland]

oh you’re not kidding

[ampervadasz]

[drtanner]

Love that you can see the exact moment that Enlightenment™ occurs for this little dude. Good job, you did it.

[r4cs0]

Right there

[glamfellens]

i think about thaos and lady webb for 5 seconds and it makes me silly

[glamfellens]

the intimacy of it all!!!!!!!

[glamfellens]

its extra fucking Mmmmm 🤌🤌🤌 that this bit of sentimentality on thaos' part ultimately lead to his undoing. he could've sent an underling or possessed someone to kill her but he took it upon himself as himself. so lady webb was able to peer into his mind, see the next step of his plan and tell this to the watcher. man 🤌

[notsotinyblob]

While wearing this amulet, you are hidden from divination magic. You can't be targeted by such magic or perceived through magical scrying sensors.

[miyku]

Final Fantasy XVI | ▶ dev. Square Enix

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 41

Arthur Lester (Malevolent)

Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs)

Remaining time: 4 days 19 hours

Art of Arthur Lester by @bohemobones on instagram