Dizzy Miss Lizzy

Kelli. 36. Medical Laboratory Scientist. Texas Tech alum

[icebats]

Women on twitter are sharing weird things theyve seen in bathrooms at guys houses and im fucking screaming why are men like this

[icebats]

ONE OF THEM HAD A GARDEN HOSE INSTEAD OF A SHOWERHEAD BYE

[crimecommitter420-deactivated20]

Why do women hate innovation?

[mens-rights-activia]

I wonder what Christian meme groups are like. I mean some Christians have the biggest victim complexes in the world and if you couple that with first person perspective memes, you’d probably get memes like:

[oppositionresearch]

Oh thank fuck it is my time to shine

These are all from a Christian meme group that I joined for some reason but fell in love with

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’ve been consuming Christian memes since I was about fourteen and they’re all like this. Also:

[gay-hrothgars]

May I add:

[lladcy]

ok i spent hours looking through christian discord servers for these

[tacodarp]

Some personal favorites I’ve encountered

[rosslynpaladin]

I’m not sure if any of these count as blasphemy exactly but happy sunday yall.

[foxesandfables]

Ron Burgundy has a Sprite 😂😂😂

[muppetmolly]

Enchantress: I turn you into a hideous Beast. What are the names of your servants?

The Prince: Lumiere, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts -

Enchantress:

[pervocracy]

are you ready for my favorite fact?

If you leave a hamster wheel out in the forest, wild mice will come and run on it.

that is my favorite fact

[blueelectricangels]

Bobcats and lynx will sit in cardboard boxes abandoned in the middle of the forest.

I asked the lynx researcher who told me this why, and he said “Cats, man” and shrugged.

[mynamebatman]

This is now an “if I fits, I sits” appreciation thread.

[harrypotterhogwartshitpost]

Ravenclaws, Hufflepuffs, and Gryffindors: wow our prefect is the worst I can’t believe they’re always in our ass about house points. They don’t do anything other then ask about housepoints and bitch at us.

Slytherins: yeah Felix is kinda an ass and never stops talking about house points but he taught us how to duel, how to stand up for ourselves, how to live. Also I love him and I’m going to marry him.

[harrypotterhogwartshitpost]

Rakeprick, walking into the library: WEASLEY!

Bill: yes!

Charlie: yes!

Percy: yes professor!

MC: yeah?

Rakeprick: MC you’re not a Weasley.

MC, grabbing Charlie’s hand: not yet.

[harrypotterhogwartshitpost]

Penny: this is my sister Beatrice!! She’s the most amazing person to ever walk the earth!! She’s an angel I love her so much I would literally give my life for hers!!

—

Bill and Charlie: Umm, this is Percy. He’s a little piece of shit and we hate him.

Bill and Charlie: and this is his Devil rat Scabbers. We hate him too.

[arnyan]

(Tap for clearer quality oof)

Tag yourself, I’m Barnaby🤪

[serenemissk]

... probably Jae lmao

[cupidscrystals]

So @slytherinhoe said that Wii music constantly played in Barnaby’s head so I decided to make an edit of it. @barnabyleeofslytherin

[aprilkepners-archive]

Female Awesome Meme (1/50) Female Dynamics: Allison Argent and Lydia Martin. “I believe you. After everything we’ve been through, I believe you.”

[hickoryeyes]

GET TO KNOW ME MEME: [1/15] platonic relationships • Allison & Lydia “And you are my new best friend.” 

[any-one00]

When you are absolutely enthralled by a fanfic and realise it hasn’t been updated in 3+ years

[amysantiagoals]

TEEN WOLF’S ICONIC CORE FOUR

[karazrel]

insp

[yossiacar]

favourite tv duos: Allison Argent and Lydia Martin, Teen Wolf.

Allison, I love you. So if you need to do that thing where we talk about me and pretend like we’re not actually talking about you, it’s totally fine.

[summerskin]

[oohhashton]