I didn't use to ship things once. It was terrible

Hey there! I'm Kris from Italy! This is my personal blog, I usually reblog anything that goes along my current mood, so don't expect any logical sense in here~

[emptyjunior]

If I was Denethor the second, Steward of Gondor I would not have sent my son to a council meeting to try and get a cursed ring- I would have sent both my sons out to Seduce Aragorn by any means necessary.

If I wanted the crown of Gondor and to secure leadership for my family for all time I would have said boys. Get out there. Make it happen. Fluff your beautiful shiny hair up. Make papa proud

[wisheduponastar]

you cannot just leave this in the tags @greatmolassesflood

[baggebythesea]

"Boromir, impress him with your manly charm and sexual charisma. Faramir, some guys are into pathetic wet sacks, I guess."

[ruffboi-mags]

Boromir: It's okay you're not a pathetic wet sack, you're just bookish and in touch with your emotions. Faramir: Really? Denethor from the other room: NO, YOU'RE A FUCKIN SAD SACK FIXER-UPPER, BUT WE'RE TRYING TO GIVE HIM OPTIONS

[forfawkssake]

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

[jonmoxleys]

sometimes it just ends up being something like

[onlyhereforthedrama]

ITS BACK

[dontleavemydreams-deactivated20]

lord 

[uhmgilinsky]

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

[forfawkssake]

Please stop reblogging this post

[gonegonegoneeeee-deactivated202]

nah whenever this appears on my dash i laugh for years

[thenoldorexile]

Someone made a gif of my fanfics

[phastos]

[spiderrgirl]

MY SKIN IS CLEAR. MY CROPS ARE THRIVING. MY GRADES ARE UP. I HAVE 20/20 VISION. THE SUN IS SHINING.

BUCKY IS SMILING.

[iriswestsallen]

I’m with you ‘till the end of the line. 

[tortagnamgnam]

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

[unclebabie]

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

[cutedemonbabe]

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

[gayestfanboy-deactivated2018123]

You know how the dwarves have curses like ‘Ish Kakhfê ai’d dur rugnu’? (which most likely translates to 'fuck you and your eyebrows’) Well, since the elves are far more 'wise’ (everyone who has read the Silm knows that is a lie ) the elves would probably curse Fëanor’s name.

Like, got surrounded by orcs? Blame it on Fëanor, he made the Noldor leave Valinor. Got rejected by your crush? Blame it on Fëanor, he was estranged from his wife because she wouldn’t go with him. Got family problems? Blame it on Fëanor, his family drama literally shattered a continent. Got too much homework? Blame it on Fëanor, he created the Tengwar script. Got dumped? Blame it on Fëanor, he literally dumped his brother and nephews in a frozen hell. Sauron’s got his eye on you? Blame it on Fëanor, he made the palantiri. Giant spiders? Sick forests? Fëanor wouldn’t give up the silmarils even when he didn’t have them, blame it on him.

This list could keep on and on, because let’s face it: no matter how much we love him we have to admit that he is a little shit. He is the cause of the doom of the Noldor and its woes. The elves would probably curse something like, 'Fie upon thee, Fëanáro, for thy deeds have damned us all!“ or "Thrice I curseth thy name, Fëanor, for this woe is the work of thee!” or just a good old 'GET THEE GONE FËANOR!“

I think even his sons eventually cursed his name as well, so then this gets passed down to Elrond. So when something bad happens to him (which happens often) he is like "curse thee, great, great granduncle!”

I think Galadriel was the one that started the tradition, along with Fingolfin and basically everyone that crossed the Helcaraxe. I think that the last words Fingolfin uttered while Morgoth stepped on his throat were 'FUCK THEE, CURUFINWË FËANÁRO!“

On the other side, Fëanaro always called the Nolofinwëans the 'nolofuckers’ so I guess that is their way of expressing brotherly love.

[napalmknightart]

Villains as Yuuei students AU!! Resident third year delinquents. Tomura never fails to complain before, during, and after Akaguro-sensei’s class. This was crawling around in my head for months and I FINALLY got out of school so I can post art again!! And boy do I plan on posting a lot :’) #BNHA #MHA

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[a-weird-rusted-android]

I fear many people but those who remember the majority of names and events in chronological order of the Silmarillion are the scariest

[sergeant-laufeyson]

To all the people constantly worried about whitewashing and blackwashing.

There is only one thing I really want to say, so hear me out.

It is only fair to fight for something if you believe is wrong or to support something in you believe is right.

But.

COSPLAY. IS. JUST. FOR. FUN.

COSPLAY. IS. JUST. A. HOBBY.

COSPLAY IS SHOWING YOUR LOVE FOR A CHARACTER YOU REALLY APRECIATE, NOTHING MORE.

If you are white and you want to cosplay as a black character by painting your skin a darker colour IT’S OK.

If you are white and you want to cosplay as a black character while keeping your skin colour IT’S OK, it’s just less accurate.

If you are black and you want to cosplay as a white character by painting your skin a lighter colour IT’S OK.

If you are black and you want to cosplay as a white character while keeping your skin colour IT’S OK, it’s just less accurate.

No matter your skin, body or ethnicity, cosplay is what allows you to be whoever you want. The only boundary is your imagination.

Can we say it all togheter?

COSPLAY. IS. JUST. A. HOBBY.

Stop shaming cosplayers for doing what they like.

If a girl can cosplay a male character and vice versa, a black person can cosplay a white character and vice versa.

No matter you skin, body, gender, sexuality or religion, cosplay is all about being someone we are not in real life.

So please leave us cosplayers out of this nonsense, if you whant to argue about whitewashing or blackwashing you have more suitable people to accuse of whatever you want.

Thank you.

[iightwoodbane]

Anime in 2017

[rionsuke]

The last thing you ate + the first thing you see when you look to your left is the title of your pretentious lifestyle blog.

Right now, mind would be called Pizza and Prints.

[captainwondyful]

Cliff Bars & Wild Maine Blueberry Juice

[soyeahso]

rice pudding and pillows

[f1rstperson]

Nuts and raisins and plaid

[lesbiantiope]

Olives & r2d2

[disk--horse]

Ice Cream and Girls

[whirlibirdy]

sonic ice cream charger

[mall-demolished]

Skittle Air Freshener

[thebardscipher]

Jelly Beans and Books

[haberdashing]

Cheese Fries and Dogs

[nettlewildfairy]

cherry cough drops and blankets

[tendiesmcnugget]

chicken ramen and matches

[purrfurnax]

donetttes and the charger for my computer

[norageonlypancakes]

Chicken and Red Fuji

[fawxblogs-deactivated20210101]

popcorn and marijuana

[sergeant-laufeyson]

Cookies and heaters

[sergeant-laufeyson]

So I was trying the make-up for my Hawke cosplay and this pic came out because I couldn’t understand if the camera was working or not... and this came to my mind XD

We can call it “Hawke and her priorities”

Damn you Anders come back and pay your bills.

[surfacage]

crowdsourcing

Hi! So someone’s been asking what pronouns to use for Blanche and Noire in Italian, for translations. Like Spanish, iirc it’s a gendered language, but I want to keep the twins nonbinary as much as possible. Any ideas?

[sergeant-laufeyson]

I'm italian, and even if in latin we had a neutral pronoun now we lost it. Usually we say that if it's a very formal situation "lei" (she) can be used for both male and female, if the situation is not formal we use male pronoun as a neutral pronoun BUT the majority of people in Italy doen't know this, so they will end up thinking Blanche and Noir are male. The best thing the translator can do is put a note explaining that they are using a male pronoun but it's supposed to be read as neutral!

[sadomaruxsadaharu]

TakaMui short doujinshi and bonus for OkiKagu :D

Way to go, Shinsuke ^^ and poor Sougo, he deserves better XD~

[kagiko]

LOLI武士

[randomviolentcrap]

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