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ic by bitbraindead on twt :) @lumiiflora 's acc for reblogging! black, 18, femme lesbian ✌🏽

[karvina]

[swagophile]

me in a heist movie scenario: [right about to execute the big plan] i hope you guys kbow if this plan goes south i'm killing myself

driver: what

me: alright team. we kbow our roles. lets get to it

demolitions expert: wait can we go back to that thing earlier

grifter: yeah what was that about

me: charlie, i want you to take point. you're the most important for the early phase so you gotta make sure to nail this. remember we only have a limited time to pull this off, so the sooner the better

safecracker: youre not really gonna kill yourself if we fuck this up right

me: [putting on my badass sunglasses as smooth bossa nova music plays] i'm definitely going to kill myself if we get this wrong

[bewbin]

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

[zephyrusphi]

yuo cant say this during plague month

[zephyrusphi]

pride month. pharohs curse got me

[its-caky]

found a way to turn my art into facebook relics

[nohoperadio]

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

[obscure-entity]

Hi

[sergeantsneaky]

being black on tumblr is really funny it's like that 'men in their 30s coming to realizations that girls had as teenagers' post except make it about race. like its just witnessing a bunch of white people learn that police violence and racism exist and they are a part of it so i keep getting like. 'reality check: it's racist to [blank]!' shit on my feed and it's like nigga i know im the guy getting hurt. thank you though

[anglaised]

it makes me think of when i said hillary had slaves in the 1980s, like actual black slaves who were prisoners who had to serve her and her evil ass husband without pay in their mansion, providing free labor for cleaning cooking waiting on them yard work the list goes on, and if they did not comply they would be sent back to prison and risk solitary confinement, and when i said this hundreds of ppl were angry and saying i was attacking a wonderful pure democrat woman who “was fighting for my rights” as a black person…. as if forcing imprisoned black people into slavery and threatening them with cruel retaliation isn’t indicative of who she is as a person

[bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb9]

Hey, So do you have any goddamn proof of this or do you expect everyone to take your smear campaigns on democrats as the truth? Stop making up hogwash.

[anglaised]

u coulda googled this in like 5 seconds….but yes i have proof bc hillary herself admitted to this in her autobiography book “it takes a village” that she released in 1996, where she openly defends the fact that she had slaves as tradition and a “good thing”, there is an entire article and book that the article mentions here about her and her evil ass husband happily being antiblack demons…….any other questions ?

[bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb9]

I am not clicking a random link so that you can give me a virus or doxx my information. People like you are the reason that Donald trump won the election, take your conservative bullshit elsewhere.

[anglaised]

[the-muppet-joker]

Imagine working as a clown, and you're absolutely bombing your performance. You're juggling your balls all over the floor, you're slipping on your own little clown props, you're honking your little nose without even meaning to. And no one is laughing. There's only one person in the audience. His clown makeup is far more handsom than yours. His purple suit is tight, leaving nothing to the imagination. He green hair. The Joker walks over, leans over your frail clown body, sneering. "Not very funny," he chuckles darkly. You honk meekly, presenting your Clown Hole in submission as you are overwhelmed by his superior clown pheromones and musk. And then. And then he pulls it out. He pulls out his j

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

do you have a fav oc?

yes

no

i love them equally

i don't have any

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Voting ended onJul 30

[sh4rkguts]

Compilation of orca-themed stuff

[agentlove]

hi. i’m the guy who all that blood belongs to. yeah in all the pictures of anime girls and cool ocs holding knives. it’s mine. i don’t donate it or anything. they just kill me again and again. because someone’s gotta but that’s not the part people really wanna see. it’s okay though. it’s a living

[artsekey]

reblog to microwave them faster

[coff1n1997]

ofc you have blue hair and pronouns ,

[im-caky]

dying and instead of going up or down i go forward

[im-caky]

[jeekoftheweek]

farmers tell stories like "when i was a boy me and my brother got stung by sting worms"

[asnepika]

i have friends i can trust more than myself