The Nightmare Next Door

mal. late 20s. riverdale enjoyer. this is a sideblog. my main/personal is @theiliad 18+ to interact please

[serialkillerbettycooper]

the problem with shows that aren't riverdale is that they don't have betty cooper in them. they don't even have jughead.

[doctorcurdlejr]

Archie comics invented Betty Cooper back in whatever the fuck so one day a gay man could put Lili Reinhart in a really deep hole in the ground and let her act her heart out

[ecologyofmedia]

Look say what you will about riverdale. I’m lying you can’t say anything about riverdale. But the women on there were like…… so insane it made me want to jump up and down. Women are NEVER allowed to be as feral with no consequences in media as they were in riverdale. Betty didn’t have a maternal bone in her body and it was just like a normal trait of hers??? Cheryl was downright cruel a lot of the time and she was ALLOWED TO BE. She got nicer but only to the main cast bc they befriended her. Veronica loved illegal business practices and she murdered her dad and she was never even in DANGER of going to prison. I love this show. Let women be people like they are on riverdale…

[baldgonia]

the other day i hit my pen too hard and betty cooper mad world became the funniest thing in the universe to me for 3 solid hours and during that 3 hours i opened capcut

[treecitysessions]

I love how Lili Reinhart plays Betty as somebody who has this neurosis where she places extreme emphasis on every word in a sentence like she’s about to fucking explode even when her tone and demeanor are completely calm

[treecitysessions]

Everything is really that serious to her

[hardwrench]

when the unpopular female character is mean and cruel to the fan favorite 🤩😍🥳🥳🥳💍💍👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩‼️‼️‼️‼️👍

[csevet]

you say to me here is a woman. she's insane and irreparably broken and probably a danger to herself and others. and i say yay yippee woohoo! and things of this nature

There are some characters I’m so defensive of that I unfollow blogs for being wrong about them like I do not need your terrible opinions in my life

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(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)

[guiltfactory]

"this isn't romantic because their relationship is unhealthy and abusive" YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ROMANCE

[thedreamthieves]

the wedding ring stays ON during sex with other people.

[serialkillerbettycooper]

sometimes people in fandom use mmf polyamory to ship the two guys while pretending to care about the woman. but sometimes they really should be a throuple. eternity. the philadelphia story. that movie with tom hardy and chris pine. multiple riverdale situations.

[tigvenus]

lmfaoooooooo girl

[dyke-o-matic]

Other cast members, visibly annoyed about being asked about Riverdale three years after it ended: well, you know, it began my career and I will always be grateful for that, but yeah it was a weird show for sure

Lili Reinhart, unprompted, on her personal social media: remember Betty Cooper? god I miss that psycho bitch. She was so horny for Veronica.

[sparrowlucero]

i wish more stuff looked like that season of doctor who where they were smearing vaseline on the camera

[sparrowlucero]

the noticeable overexposure of the film coupled with the tactile "ugliness" of the environments and costumes looks so good to me. genuinely dreamy

[usermurphy]

RIVERDALE 4.03, Dog Day Afternoon

[serialkillerbettycooper]

what people need to understand about riverdale is that it was the last bastion of the 24-episode a season drama and that it did everything it possibly could with the format and also i will miss it forever and ever and ever and ever