depressed and horny

Jesslyn Rose | She/Her

[ninenine-brooklyn]

[ninenine-brooklyn]

[totalparksandrec]

no context parks and rec

[soft-stims]

Anyone else remember that Canadian reality TV show where two contestants with zero experience get left in the wilderness and have to get out while that cowboy tracked them down on his horse ? And the contestants had to outrun and hide and they’d see him galloping over in the distance and they’d just get so scared and start sprinting into the bushes but they would always tumble down a hill or something and hurt they’re legs and the cowboy would catch up and lasso them??

[soft-stims]

I wasn’t kidding

[orchidvioletindigo]

WHAT

[bogleech]

WHERE. CAN YOU WATCH. THIS.

[whatadaytoexplode]

[serious-moxie]

I spent waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time playing with this...

Thank you for your gift to the world @sangled.

[mihri-the-sasscatte]

Size comparison of Y’gathok, the Ceaseless Hunger and Bjorn, our level 20 Goliath Barbarian.

[professorsparklepants]

Hey quick question: why the FUCK do you have that

[kittyopteryx]

Imagine, from out of nowhere, your dm casually slapping this thing down on the table like any other encounter.

[mooretimetoplay]

“Yeah, the fight will start in a sec, uh…I’ll give inspiration to whomever helps me get this fucking box out of my car.”

[necrowemancer]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/7asxci/oc_ygathok_the_ceaseless_hunger_final_boss_of_our/ This is the reveal of this ridiculousness during their game

[jelloapocalypse]

Please watch this reveal video it’s kickass

[creepsandcrawlers]

FUCK ME  the reveal video

[threefeline]

“CHRIS??????”

[tanoraqui]

“Um, I don’t think our plan is gonna work.”

[8bitmickey]

[island-delver-go]

Always reblog Y'gathok

[kawaiianimebae]

DM:*Pulls out Y’gothok* *Turns on “Open Your Heart” by Crush 40*

[sensicalabsurdities]

Wow that DM really goes above and beyond

[cryptiddesi]

Reblogging Ygathok because it’s been one year since we fought him!!!! It just popped up on my timeline today!

Happy one year anniversary, our precious Old God boi!!!

[mihri-the-sasscatte]

One year ago today, this boy was revealed.

And for you guys, I have great news: I have the stats of Y’gathok complete and a general design for “how to use him” done. However, an adventure guide is incoming to teach you how to integrate him into any of your worlds!

[memewhore]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[mostly-just-confused]

Oh

My god

[pancakepunks]

I love Naomi Smalls

[sm0lgaysian]

It really be like that sometimes

[okaymad]

[clarknokent]

Bruh

[jollylollylily]

Yooooooo…

[dynastylnoire]

Levels

[clamchowdurr-deactivated2022040]

I wanna say Thats violation but that means he was gone send her that unwanted shit too 😂😂😂

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

black mirror season 4

[tiffanyaliyah]

Savage

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Oh wow

[hobbit-feels]

This is super epic. 

He was obnoxious to begin with, it is true, but if he moves forward in this wooing as a respectful dude, he will text her something nice like it was fun to meet her or maybe ask her on a date.  Mom will text him back and there will be a bit of confusion before he realizes what happened.  He’ll be a bit chagrined and mom will probably feel bad enough for him being rejected to make him cookies or something.

HOWEVER

If he starts in with that fuckboy shit (asking for sex right out the gate, dick picks, asking for nudes, etc.), he will learn the ultimate lesson. 

In short, he is only fucked if he fucks himself.

This is Greek Mythology levels of savage.

[insidiousink]

#In which a man is in command of his destiny #And does not know it

[jjsinterlude]

YOOOOOOOO

[aaliyahbreaux]

god I’m so glad transgender women dont need anyone’s permission to be women!

[phrogwithablog]

You’re right! No one asked biological women how we felt! They just took what they wanted without any concern for our rights!

[aaliyahbreaux]

yep! and you can die mad about it bitch!

[daughter-of-scheherazade]

Everyone, please gather around and observe the quintessential typical male violent behavior in action. You can tell by the causal misogyny HE used that HE is accustomed to speaking about women this way.

[aaliyahbreaux]

lol u a bitch too

[cakeexplosion]

[snapscube]

check out my gamer girl comedy videos

[bis-muth]

[batuurebel]

She sounds like the McElroy’s long lost sister

[morpeko-moved]

anyway subscribe to snapcube on YouTube!

[windynebula]

Penny: I’ll combine this, and now we have all that ammo. Ammo, more like BLAMMO! (shoots and laughs) Penny: Maybe I should conserve it from here on out. (chuckles) You know me, Penny Parker, notorious conservative! (cackles)

[thenearsightedmonkey]

By Lynda Barry  May 2016

[andhumanslovedstories]

I’m very excited for my latest craft experiment, where I rhythmically slap sale rank oil paint onto a canvas and I see how long it takes to dry so that I can finally touch the paint textures I stare at so longingly in museums. 12 hours in, still wet. I am beginning to think this might take longer than I thought which you can imagine is quite a burden, as I am absolutely horned up to rub this paint.

[andhumanslovedstories]

You guys sound like you know what you’re talking about but I’m gonna touch it every twenty minutes just to be sure

[andhumanslovedstories]

I’ve put this canvas to age in the basement like a fine wine, along another recent masterpiece of mine “I put the paint on me hand and I slap the canvas like a bongo”

[melissa-benoists]

this is LITERALLY the funniest promotional piece that anyone has ever made for a tv show or movie ever

[gnosticgnoob]

The whole time still we had live giraffes walking around I never noticed they had different patterns

[what-hos-there]

WHAT

[gayerluke]