This is my life.

My life is a joke

[dicapito2-deactivated20230424]

[black-culture]

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been on tumblr before December 17 2018?

[too-haught-haught-damn]

[theconcealedweapon]

[bluhoneysuckle]

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

Casual reminder going into Pride that these rainbow-washed corporations are 🏳️‍🌈💩✨shit✨💩🏳️‍🌈 :

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[rootbeergoddess]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

[anexperimentallife]

[meetnategreen]

[eviltessmacher]

Those idiots who keep saying "it's both sides" are part of the problem. In fact, they're most of the problem.

[toastbutteregg]

[roll1uptwice]

Pay them ppl man.

[chrissongzzz]

[milky-katzchen]

They tried it

[shining-wizard]

Don’t think that my boy Andy doesn’t know that neither

[thewayistare]

he said i won’t get dragged on y’alls behalf

[futuristicballoondream-deactiva]

Aslo This:

[candiikismet]

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[isitahairbrush]

He drinks his respect women juice

[fromthemotionpicture]

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

my nephew, who is like 11 or 12, is playing “5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel”, which is exactly what it says on the tin, and I have never been more terrified of the youth of today

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

here’s a sample picture from the Steam page:

what the hell is this

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

[blueraspberries]

this guy has the most difficult bird of all time but he loves him anyway

[knoping]

[adulthoodisokay]

we didn’t deserve Sense8

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sweaterfemme-deactivated2025081]

i feel like we dont talk enough about how two of the most decorated female hockey players ever, one a former captain for team canada and the other for the usa, fell in love and had a baby together 

[sweaterfemme-deactivated2025081]

small gay sports baby

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

[positive-lesbian-vibes]

Ok but where is my cheesey lesbian rom-com about them falling in love while playing against each other

[johannas-motivational-insults]

Okay but the funniest part is this has happened multiple times. There are three instances of former Canadian and American national team players who have gotten married:

-Caroline Ouellette and Julie Chu (both former captains)

-Gillian Apps (former alternate captain) and Meghan Duggan (former captain)

-Jayna Hefford (former alternate captain) and Kathleen Kauth

Seriously it’s like tradition at this point. I’m sure there’s a betting pool on who’s going to get married next. God I love the rival lesbian jocks trope.

[blazingspirit]

In case y’all didn’t click that link I need to make sure you see the headline.

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

“How many lesbian ice hockey rival weddings can there be? As many as possible we hope.”

[desi-potato]

men be like women don't have a sense of humour they don't laugh when I make them uncomfortable

[leviathan-supersystem]

incidentally did you guys ever see what duck dynasty looked like before they decided to start cosplaying as working class rural people:

[ginger-ale-official]

Yup that tracks