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boomjob

1/3 horny bois

#taz #god I'm so deep in this hell

nerdeas

He’s got my vote

stepdilfgeraldloggins-deactivat

me: hey, make sure to give me your characters backstory so i can include it in the campaign, don’t worry about sending too much or making it too detailed the more you send me the more I can work in about their past

my players:

chazkuangshi

“I’ve NEVER. Eaten a DONUT. In my ENTIRE LIFE. And I’m NOT. About to start NOW.”

-Crazy customer I had today, upon being offered a complimentary donut

ephemeral-lightning

Why is this a real thing that happened in the real world what’s the meaning of this

chazkuangshi

I’m just gonna copy paste the story here from discord because honestly the whole story is worth hearing

so lady comes through drive thru. “Hi what can I get for you?” “A sesame bagel with extra cream cheese.” “A sesame bagel with extra cream cheese, sure no problem, can I get you anything else today?” “No” “Alright, you can pull up” and I just hear this quiet disgrunted “ ‘Please’ ?” I’m like uhhhhh, was that even directed at me, I don’t know, I don’t know how to respond to that so I just ignore it like I didn’t hear it. I go up to the window and see this woman, which she honestly looked like a tomato with messy gray hair. Before I have the window halfway open I see her roll her eyes at me so I’m like oh boy here we go, time to put on the stupid sweet customer voice “Hi how are you today?” She hands me the money for her bagel and goes “Just a tip. It’s ‘Please pull up to the window.’ not ‘pull up.’ I found that incredibly rude.” I go “I’m sorry about that, I didn’t intend for that to be rude, I just meant that it was okay to pull up to the window now.” “I know what you meant. But it was rude.” “Well, I apologize. Here’s your bagel, have a great day.” She goes “I’m a MYSTERY SHOPPER.” (If you don’t have Mystery shoppers where you are, it’s kind of like undercover boss where the store owner hires someone through the Mystery shopper program and they place a regular order just to make sure people are following policy) I’m like “… ok” So I’m about to tell my boss and coworker what just happened when she comes in. And I jump to the front counter because no way I’m letting her talk to my boss before I do. “Hi, can I help you?” “Yes. This bagel was supposed to be NOT toasted. You toasted it.” “Ohh, I’m so sorry about that! I didn’t hear that. I’ll make you a new one right now.” Coworker beats me to the bagel and I say “A little extra cream cheese on that.” She looks at my boss “She just said a LITTLE cream cheese. I wanted EXTRA cream cheese.” Boss goes “Oh, she said a little extra cream cheese.” “Oh” Boss goes into kiss ass mode as well and says, “I’m sorry about the mistake, would you like a donut?” Lady goes “I’ve never. Eaten a donut. In my ENTIRE LIFE. and I’m NOT. About to start NOW.” Boss is like “… ok” and we’re all internally going sdhakgsdgkja?

So we get the bagel out and she says to my boss “And I have one more thing to say.” She leans in with a sneer. “Mystery shopper.” boss goes “We don’t do that here.” “yea you do.” “No we don’t.” “yea you do.” “Have a good day.”

Basically we’re pretty sure the lady was crazy and she was absolutely lying because Mystery shoppers are not allowed to tell you that they’re mystery shoppers, and they aren’t allowed to coach you. And even if she was, “please” is not one of the things they look for. They look for a Greeting, whether or not you repeated the order and the price back, and whether or not you upsold. We haven’t participated in the program in over 7 years.

lunnefisk

its freezing and the heater is broken so im gonna run the most challenging-to-render thing i own (minecraft) and make my pc so hot itll warm the room up

lunnefisk

ok we good

almightyload

So this is what hubris looks like in physical form…

arcade-gannon

lesbianvenom

just remember that had voldemort picked neville to kill instead of harry and nevile was the boy who lived/the chosen one if neville had that lightening bolt scar severus snape would still be a death eater

it’s not like he thought being a death eater was wrong — it wasn’t until something directly affected him did he reconsider and idk about you but that is not my definition of “bravery” in the slightest

secretbraintwin

That…is actually a really good point

fullhalalalchemist

here’s my question……………if an animal was extremely endangered, like borderline almost extinct…..could beast boy……y’know…..

fullhalalalchemist

you all ignored this so im bringing it back

spider-hands-mannos-deactivated

Yes. He could.

trilllizard666

yeah, he can turn into fucking dinosaurs so of course he can turn into near extinct animals. fuck kinda question is this?

trilllizard666

wait a minute.

WAI-

aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

mellowminty

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

saahs

canada a bit to the left

officialvatican

conflagreat

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

starshipenterprisee-blog

danyinfj

te-odora

i cried my ass of laughing

plonts

prinxessleia-deactivated2016032

WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

hypnomega

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

pebbles5ever

sigmatique-deactivated20170313

M ILKY E H

bnhoe

IT HAS RETURNED

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zahnegott

what political ideology is this

ancaporado

picsthatmakeyougohmm

hmmm

topgunhat-deactivated20191021

Chad Jong-un

albinwonderland

I really try to challenge Canadian stereotypes at every opportunity but today I was walking down Young St. in Toronto and a firetruck honked very loudly and I clutched my chest and said “MY WORD” and as it drove past, a fireman leaned out of the window and apologized to me so I just don’t know

mephedup

I feel the need to force everyone to see this.

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babyfairy

me i’m shaped like this

shadow-dio-sama

thanks! I want to die now

phoebuppy

This is my favorite fucking review for baby driver kcshlkfd

primebib

I plugged 3 consoles into one A/V port for maximum gaming.

quaadude

Battle for dominance in the game dome

berylb33

T R U E G A M E R

silenthill

You: Jaden Smith Big Toblerone

Me, an intellectual:

silenthill

this post truly marks the absolute fucking DIVIDE in homestucks pre-omegapause and homestucks post-omegapause because half of you don’t know what the FUCK is happening and the other half are asking why i didn’t use the picture of him squatting w the toblerone instead.