go watch Do Revenge

silly time

[toastbutteregg]

[kosmogrl]

[unalivejournal]

Give me 2 glasses of wine and indeed.com and I'll have a new career by sunrise. The blue man group of Boston needs me

[unalivejournal]

Who is Tobias funke

[typewriter-worries]

where's that picture that ruined my life

[typewriter-worries]

found it

[typewriter-worries]

this comic did the same thing

[bruntalism]

[bruntalism]

we kill the bat man

[wizardpostsdotorg]

when it’s really bad again and it’s still way better than it used to be but it’s still really bad. and you do all the right stuff and you try and try and it still really hurts but it’s working but it still hurts and you go see the beautiful majesty of nature and your soul is so close to being at peace but your mind is still in pain. and it’s better but it’s still bad. and the sun is setting.

[their-we-go]

[1892]

I LOVE YOU EM DASH. mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah a thousand kisses for the em dash.

[forgottenflickr]

“Tom” 1970s

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[chillyfeetsteak]

[skeezels]

Chalk is squids road.

[communismlives]

[ashstfu]

julia roberts as julianne potter in my best friend’s wedding (1997) is everything to me

[roaldamundsen]

beautiful caffeine on an empty stomach I'm going to live forever

[roaldamundsen]

hopital

[kosmogrl]

[997]

[swiminjello]

ooo…. lady gagita

[flyfella]

Favorite post I’m not kidding.

[beebundt]

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mew meow meow mew meow meow . ok?

[beebundt]

[wordfather]

me: hey so how far does your 'all-seeing' sight extend?

the many eyed creature in my basement: ARE YOU ASKING BECAUSE YOU TRIPPED ON YOUR OWN SHOELACES IN THE FOYER AND FELL ON YOUR FACE?

me: oh... so you saw that... :(

the many eyed creature (trying to be nice): ................ NO.