ALFRED PENNYWORTH

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*whispers* alfred doesn't want you to know, but it is his 73rd bday today

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riddle me this; what is green, but once yellow & red? 

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riddle me this what do you get if you add a bang to a birdcage? 

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joker decided to adopt a bird, he and his girlfriend trained that bird to be a funny bird. now what was his name? 

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when people understand my jokes :’ )

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what do you get if you combine a joke, a crowbar and a bang?

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SEND ME A SYMBOL FOR ANGST;

☔: my muses reaction to opening their front door and seeing yours drenched in rain

⚡: how my muse calms yours in a lightening storm while they’re pulled over on the side of the road

☆: my muse comforting yours while they get a tattoo

☏: my muse’s reaction to getting a phone call from the hospital about your muse

☯: what my muse says to yours after they haven’t spoken for five hours since a fight

✏: my muse’s letter to yours that they left after they passed away

⚰: my muse’s reaction to watching yours die from afar

✿: my muse’s reaction to leaving a cut on your muse’s body

♒: my muse’s reaction to finding your muse bruised and beaten on their doorstep

⚈: my muse’s reaction to finding drugs in your muse’s handbag

✺: my muse protecting yours from a sleaze at the club

☠: my muse’s reaction to being told that your muse is missing, and presumed dead

☺: my muse finding yours on the side of the road, hours away from home

✖: the last thing my muse says to yours before leaving for good

⌛: the voicemail my muse leaves on your phone when your muse hasn’t been heard from for the fifth night this week

☕: my muse comforting yours after the death of a loved one

⚱: my muse’s reaction to waking up to yours muse, beaten by mine, but my muse has no recollection of the night before

☉: my muse’s reaction to finding yours in a public bathroom, drugged and almost unconscious

SPECIFY WHICH MUSE ON MINE AND YOUR BEHALF

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servesthem replied to your photo:@servesthem is being an asshole. @graveclawed and…

this is not me

LIES aND MORE LIES.  I’m CALLING THE POLICe. 

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LIST EN

[06/09/16 00:12:25] ✧ ᵖᵉʳˢᵉᵖʰᵒᶰᵉ: okay but imagine if [06/09/16 00:13:51] ✧ ᵖᵉʳˢᵉᵖʰᵒᶰᵉ: alfred took all the robins away from bruce to the beach where they can relax, and the beach has a hotel cabin thing and bruce has no idea where they went bc alfred only left a note and left every single phone at the house and the batkids are just chillin in the sun having fun and alfred doesn't need to clean bc roomservice

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okay guys imagine if i need 5 likes and i will reveal imagine

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fyfaen ta den jævla fraværsgrensa jeg kommer til å faen meg å stryke hele året. liksom fyfaen jeg har allrede komt flere dager sent pga sykdom, som du vet bare holder på å spre seg rundt skolen, byen, norge. no biggie.

tror du at jeg gidder å betale 300 jævlige kroner for å dra til legen slik at han kan sende en lap til skolen for at jeg er syk? nei.

men hei, dette er noe som DING DING DING kommer til å gjøre at jeg, ja  j e g kommer til å stryke 2MK. y u p jeg ser det, jeg må ta året om igjen, jeg som sliter psykisk og klarer ikke å komme på skolen hver eneste dag ( veldig sjeldent ) kommer til å stryke. jeg kommer aldri til å fullføre vidergående og jeg kan kysse vekk min drøm om å dra til høyskolen og studere historie, historie fortelling og medisin. y u p min drøm er ødelagt. tusen jævlig takk torbjørn, nei faktis. tusen hjertlig takk HØYRE for denne fantastiske fraværsgrensen.

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tfw @jxsontodd  @sunshcned and @vimvitae wont let you be a 90′s kid, when you clearly experienced the 90′s

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A surprise birthday drawing of grumpy old BUTTler for @servesthem

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my kink is when ppl actually care abt my feelings & what I have to say

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OUT. || It’s Yaz’s birthday! AKA go say happy birthday to @prefersfood / @lovesbullets / @servesthem  Happy birthday to my favorite Norwegian sassypants smart aleck! Since we met on Woody and Yoda I’ve been so entirely fond of you, and it’s been a ton of fun to see you grow ( even if it’s just to grow to be a bigger pain in my backside lol #loveyou #meanit )! 

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happy birthday little star !! <3

                           thank you so much my little gentleman : )))))))))))))))                           ps: rename your dog to gaylord fucker ; )

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me: imagine if someone made a post or smt about me for my birthday or a big photoshop thing or something me: this will probably never happen but it’s a nice thought c:

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GURL HAPPY BIRTHDAY OMG

                     !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU ALEX !!!!!!! GUESS WHAT IM 17 !!!!!!!!!!!