Jujutsu

Professional They/Them Pussy haver plus long time idiot

[ieatgrassalot]

[cryptidcola]

reblog this version instead you little shits

[calellon]

Give us a history lesson

[ripndipcl]

[powerburial]

[fthgurdy]

Re: the last post, the article mentions that some places use clams to test the toxicity of the water. It’s like that in Warsaw- we get our water from the river, and the main water pump has 8 clams that have triggers attached to their shells. If the water gets too toxic, they close, and the triggers shut off the city water supply automatically.  

The clams are just better at measuring the water quality than any man-made sensors.

Edit: check out this documentary trailer : https://vimeo.com/408820791

[zvaigzdelasas]

God Bless Our Troops

[noahnomore]

[angfdz-deactivated20160505]

ok you’re thick but is your heart thick ? 🐸☕️

[emigration]

that’s actually called hypertrophic cardiomyopathy and people die from it

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

It costs you literally nothing to leave service dogs the fuck alone.

[humanoidhistory]

60 YEARS AGO TODAY: On November 3, 1957, Laika the Soviet space dog launched from the USSR aboard Sputnik 2, becoming the first animal to orbit the Earth. Young Laika was found as a stray on the streets of Moscow, a rich source of hardy mutts who could endure the extreme cold and hunger of Russian winters. Sadly, since there wasn’t yet any practical technology to successfully de-orbit a spacecraft, Laika’s trailblazing odyssey was a one-way trip. Soviets being Soviets, the precise cause of Laika’s space-race sacrifice was kept under wraps. After years of misinformation and folklore about adorable Laika running out of oxygen or quietly going to sleep in some automated euthanasia process, the Russian government in 2002 revealed that the likely cause of death was overheating within hours of the launch.

(Sources: 1, 2)

[fanotastic]

I lost my shit over a pen today like holy shit

[fanotastic]

You don't understand. It was a 7 function pen!

[fanotastic]

Someone stole my fucking 7 function pen.

[fanotastic]

7 FUNCTION PEN HAS RETURNED

[mason11505]

@fanotastic what are the functions?

[fanotastic]

1. It's a pen

2. A mini ruler

3. A level

4. A stylus

5. A FLATHEAD

6. A PHILLIPS HEAD

[swimming-owl]

okay i will bite what is the seventh

[fanotastic]

7. The backbone of society

[lame-and-corny-blog]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

COME ON NA OBAMA! 👏🏾

[onlyblackgirl]

He ain’t wearing a jacket no more and he got his sleeves rolled up. My nigga is over it.

[mamaoceanaa-deactivated20200720]

Ooh & you can tell he’s ready to curse. Gods above do I miss the Obamas

[autogynephiladelphia]

“h-h-heck” Obama you can say fuck

[cincosechzehn-deactivated201901]

LET BARACK OBAMA SAY FUCK

[catsofinstagram]

[lperezidente]

He makin biscuits

[antiandrogen]

he is biscuits

[spudsexuall]

My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because he’s bilingual, he says some hilarious/weird/sometimes creepy shit. I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it. 

Here are some of my favorites:

-”Babe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skin” -After stealing all of the blankets: “This is my right as a human” -After I take the blankets back: “I don’t want your freedom, America. Just blanket” -Sometimes he just says “Hello?” as if he’s answering a phone call -One night he just said “Cabbage” which is weird because he doesn’t know the english word for that when he’s awake.  -After spooning me: “You have a nice butt” -”Who is that in the corner?” (terrifying) -”Watch out for the red lady” (even more terrifying) -Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he’s speaking Parseltongue -One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue -One time he talked about buying a ticket to “everywhere” and then just said “hello?” after two minutes of silence -And my all time favorite: ”This is MY yogurt, Satan”

[catchymemes]

[totallyradicalblog-blog]

Chomp

[bitchthepotsis]

Him beginning a scream at the last second  👌

[prozdvoices]

social media feeds

[lynati]

@staff   Just a quick reminder of why we all turned off that feature to the best of our ability.

[jackjames-exe]

Damn right lmao

[nellyben]

I like how everybody is paired off haha

[larssonadam]

#this looks more like an awkward sixth grade slow dance than it does hockey

[itsacpsideblog]

I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY THIS HAPPENS. You see this all the time when there’s a fight or a scrum and suddenly everyone pairs up with a member of the opposite team and they just sort of …hold each other.

Someone on reddit asked about it. And it turns out there’s a logical-ish reason:

all of the other players pair off with their man to prevent anyone else entering into the fight … so it’s a form of self policing. 

[…] The players basically want to prevent 2 on 1, etc. fights and by finding a “hugging” partner so there’s no ganging up on one guy, even on accident. They do it because it’s fair. And it’s kind of cute sometimes.

so now we know! it’s fair…and cute.

[animentality]

Aw best part is no ones left out at this dance

[castiel--for--king]

[legotheeggo]

[arrghigiveup]

#hockey hugs #more or less #:)))))))) #where’s that one of Karlsson and Mike Green #that one’s priceless

=DDD

[thatsawrap-yall-deactivated2018]

#pure

[goaliesarethebest]

NHL: You need to prevent other player’s from joining in the fight, make sure to hold them back

Hockey players, hugging: Got it.

[bleeponzemonitor]

If VLD S7 doesn’t go how you want it to:

Don’t:

•say that it’s bad lgbt+ representation

•blame people who worked on it

•harass people who worked on it

•bash on the series for being immoral

•baselessly talk about how choices made were wrong

•bash on specific characters that got in the way of something you wanted to happen

Do:

•respect the writers’ choices

•if you explain your opinion, use reasoning

If you don’t like it, there’s no one forcing you to watch it. The writers (and everyone working on it) are most likely trying their best to give it a fulfilling end.

It’s a show. You can like watching it and/or you can dislike watching it. Please don’t harass people just because in your opinion it isn’t perfect.

Your opinions can change.

You can stop watching if you want to.