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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

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Not today Justin
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@seto-sadness
not to be a number nerd on main but 2025 (45^2) will be the only square year most of us ever experience. the last one was 1936 and the next one will be 2116
there's no need to worry in real life about my bird problem i'll find a way to not have to take care of this bird, but imagine if this happened to you. Imagine if you were worried that your grandfather was going to give you a bird for your whole life because the bird is in love with you and then you find out that it's true. He knows the bird is in love with you and he wants you to be with the bird forever and he has arranged it legally so that the bird will be with you forever as your husband. and you're a lesbian. what if that happened to you on christmas
go white boy goooo
no white boy not like that
white boy i've never seen anyone fuck it up like that
brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed
It's because the writer communicates their feelings for them. If people wanna pull that off in real life they need to hire a guy to walk around behind them narrating.
#can i be the guy#ill narrate SO incorrectly#theyll all learn how to talk for themselves just to shut me up (via @cirrus-grey)
i'm loving the implication that this isn't something they hired you for, but something you'd do as some sort of public service.
[Image description: Screencap from The Witcher. Geralt is walking. Jackie is behind him, arms spread wide, clearly talking and/or singing. End description.]
Onion fairy
Here’s to 2023, a year of as many little courageous kindnesses as possible. ♥️
To a year of kindness in 2024
Bringing this back for 2025
the bitches call me apple
because my seed contains trace amounts of cyanide
go to a doctor man
people always try to play the "but you're a lesbian" card whenever i say odd shit about men and i think that's because people are too cowardly to accept the truth: these are pure, objective observations. i don't have a leg in this race. when i say Gene Wilder has a kind of evil warlock's raw sexual charisma in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory you can't write me off as being too horny. because i'm literally not. i'm making a statement of fact here. and you'll just have to cope with it.
this advice is too late for the person I was going to give it to so I'll just say it in its own post
caffeine on a full stomach makes me feel the mirth and excitement of a noble who was challenged to a duel by a scrawny peasant (specifically, a peasant who does not know that royalty may select a champion in their stead)
caffeine on an empty stomach makes me feel like that noble's inbred son with every disease, Piotr the Bewitched, who everyone is independently trying to assassinate
And what's the advice?
mix caffeine and other stimulants on an empty stomach to fill your limit gauge and defeat challenging boss encounters
with no downsides
2025
BE A STUDENT OF WHAT YOU ADMIRE
DO IT BADLY RATHER THAN NOT AT ALL
TO DESPAIR IS TO CEDE VICTORY TO THOSE WHO DO NOT DESERVE IT
BROADEN YOUR CULTURAL HORIZONS
REVEL IN THE ANALOGUE
ACTION ABSORBS ANXIETY
GRIEF IS PRODUCTIVE; GUILT IS NOT
i am so absolutely utterly scared that my insane grandfather in his 80s who runs miles every morning is going to leave me a bird in his will and i am especially scared he is going to leave me a large cockatoo named "captain hook". hook has been trying to make me his child bride since i was like 6 years old and every time i see him again which has only been a couple times with decades in between hook is like "you. it's always been you. ever since you were born i've known we were meant to be" captain hook you are a bird and i am a LESBIAN and i don't WANT an eternal sentinel captain HOOK!!!!!!!
WAS TOLD AT CHRISTMAS DINNER THAT THIS IS INDEED REAL, AND THAT I AM IN THE WILL TO RECIEVE THE BIRD!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER 👏 STOP 👏 BEINGSCARED 👏
Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt
fascinated by the implication that it's the stained glass that gives catholics the guilt
I FOUND THE. FISH CAN’T SIN POST.
What if the new years ball descended and kept going and then it opened and showered the filthy new yorkers below with millions of assorted spiders and house centipedes
just spent a good 15 minutes screaming and laughing at this its so fucking awful and my fucking body hurts from cackling