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“A Cat is a Cat” - Calico - December 15, 2020

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[aggressive-positivity-network]

This is so pretty...I’m gonna pin it at the top of my blog so I can listen to it whenever I want!

[rabbitkinglune777]

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sample flip wip im working on.

[rabbitkinglune777]

im finally getting back into this after quitting awhile ago. it's fun but it's difficult, definitely a work in progress!

[rabbitkinglune777]

ITS STILL A WIP I MIGHT ADD MORE!!!!! just fucking around with chopping samples up n shit gsdfdsfgdddygddggfdfghgfgi im glad ppl fw it

[emnesoi0]

HOLY SHIT

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Joe Biden dies at 83

IT'S REAL???

[catchyvideos]

OP mingbi on TikTok

[aggressive-positivity-network]

Man, I wish somebody would forcemasc me, not because my family wouldn’t be supportive or anything, but because my autistic ass is so afraid of change and the little kid inside me is still terrified of people being mad at me.

I didn’t understand that shit before, but now I do. I want some mad doctor to make me their gender project.

[pangur-and-grim]

see her loud

[pangur-and-grim]

now see her quiet

[cat-faces]

[laurark]

Bert & Ernie.

[aggressive-positivity-network]

I, uh, have been reading some guilt-centric OCD posts and…they’re really hitting home for me?

You mean that it’s not normal to feel immense guilt about literally everything you do? Or have to reason with yourself to be able to participate in interests because you’re afraid of accidentally supporting an asshole? Or to argue with yourself to try and have the most nuanced and perfect view on things because otherwise you aren’t trying hard enough?????

I mean, I had compulsions to wash my hands and check my temperature when I was young, but I thought that shit was just my anxiety…

And I thought this guilt was just my autistic sense of justice, but…maybe it isn’t?

[wayneradiotv]

[aggressive-positivity-network]

Me talking to my friends about my recent sexual encounter with a MILF I met at Trader Joe’s.

[cheese24k]

[clambistro-deactivated20161211]

Ahh, it’s back

[julierthanyou]

i have disproportionately strong feelings about this.

[the-quasar-hero]

We all got that one mutual that be going through the most treacherous situations a person could endure and then posting a few minutes later about why such and such should get fucked through a concrete wall.

[the-quasar-hero]

Mutual: my situationship partner just got caught in a tornado at a broken glass factory where they were cheating on me with my landlord who just increased my rent by 6000% and my pet marmot has a disease so rare they’re naming it after him and all my bones are becoming apricot jelly which I’m allergic to.

Same mutual 16 minutes later: Do you think Ronald McDonald and the Burger King ever explored each other’s bodies?

[aggressive-positivity-network]

Ronald and Burger King have not only explored each other’s bodies, but they are an old married couple. Their respective companies are begging them to keep it quiet.

Wendy and the Dairy Queen, on the other hand, have had sex a few times, but they don’t actually like each other as people. Wendy is hard-working and believes in an honest career, while DQ is arrogant and a greedy lover.

The Chik-Fil-A cows are in a weird, cult-ish polycule where they just fuck each other behind the signs they hold up.

Colonel Sanders is a widowed mascot who was once married to an older, defunct fast food chain.

Jack I.T Box has been with every single one of them.

[musashi]

Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.

[musashi]

So, Cheeseburger died on November 21st after an unfairly short battle with an unfairly rare cancer that is rarely seen in cats. I only got to spend a month with him after his diagnosis, and losing him has been the greatest heartbreak of my entire life so far. He was my best friend and my soul cat, and he was there for me when I was completely alone, for twelve long years.

I made this transparent PNG the night he died in preparation for one of the many ways I was going to memorialize him--a surface rug in his likeness that I planned on laying directly in the line of his favourite sunbeam. And I uploaded that PNG here, because this is the website where people post their cats.

I was not expecting the reception I got. Many people have pointed out that this post has more reblogs than likes, and how insane that is in 2025 when reblog culture is at an all time low. I didn't even talk about the fact that Burger passed away in the original post, it wasn't a tearjerker reblog bait or anything like that. People just loved Burger that much, in the same way I fell in love with him at first sight. He was such an ugly kitten.

Anyways, it's really special to me that so many people have reblogged my best friend. I made this PNG to memorialize him in a completely different way, and you all wound up doing just that in ways I never even imagined.

Thank you. Wherever he is, I know the sun is shining.

[dorkhellbside]

cats love sleeping on or next to you and slowly bake you like an oven roast chicken

[roswellsoup]

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we tipped her well dw. best waitress ever 🍒

[aggressive-positivity-network]

You know what I’ve always wondered about genies?

The set-up for granting their wishes.

Let’s assume that this is a genie who wants nothing more than to make you happy, no monkey’s paw, be grateful for what you have bullshit.

Imagine you ask for several million dollars. Okay, awesome, you are now rich. But how does that money get to you? Often in genie-centric media, there’s no hand-off of money, no suitcase of bills. You’re just all of a sudden able to buy things.

So…did the genie put it in a bank account? What if you don’t have a bank? Do they give you a special genie-card that has all your granted money on it? Do they do some magic to make all machines accept payment or bills magically appear in your wallet up to that amount? Can the money grow over time, or is it stagnant?

Okay, another example. You wish to be president/prime minister/royalty, and BOOM! Done. How the fuck did the genie manage that? Mind control? Changing votes? Won’t you eventually be chucked out because something is assumed to have gone awry? And if not, will you still have to deal with unhappy masses, or will they be docile due to the genie’s influence? Remember, this genie wants you to be happy.

And I know they have unlimited magic power, but it’s the PROCESS that fascinates me.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

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I know this has probably been said before, but GOD I love weight-gain as a sign of growth and increased happiness.

As much as I vibe with a pathetic character that you can break in half, what’s even better is them looking in the mirror one day and realizing that they are much larger than they once were, and they feel GOOD.

They aren’t getting sick as much, sitting is more comfortable, they have more of an appetite, they have more energy to do things, they aren’t fucking cold all the time, their hair is thicker…

THE BEST is when they have a period of embarrassment, followed up quickly by their friend or partner shutting that shit down.

Like, “Oh, dear, this pair of pants doesn’t fit me…maybe I should…”

“YOU WILL DO NOTHING OF THE FUCKING SORT. WE WILL GET NEW PANTS.”