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19, any prns, itacze DID sys ceo of mikecest/miketosis strawpage: https://swystem.straw.page

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

i don’t think i’m exaggerating when i say that the average height for women in the US would increase by at least an inch if teen girls were allowed to eat as much as teen boys are

[byjove]

I hate Joe Exotic but this exchange reset my brain

[byjove]

me when I’m baffled by the inefficiency and callousness of everything and then I remember it’s all corrupt girl

[draconym]

I'm at a convention for the game of Go with a friend who is almost 84 years old, and he is constantly being accosted by elementary schoolers who want to play him because every year there is a prize for whoever plays a game with the biggest age difference between players.

So every time I go to look for him, I see this:

[wawfflee]

[magnoliamyrrh]

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

[seven9s10s]

omg heh ur cute asf do you want a boyfriend

i am NOT❌❌❌ SINGLE #ILOVEMYBF

[seven9s10s]

it's a dungeons and daddies fanfic, not a patent for the telephone, you will survive

i’m not acting like it’s the end of the world, it’s just extremely rude, lmfao. imagine you have a piece of art that you hold extremely near and dear, that you put a LOT of work into (nearly 56k published words so far!!! not counting discussions in dms, roleplay, art, etc!!! a labor of love for two full years!!!) and someone guts it for their own use and doesn’t credit you. i literally wouldn’t give a single shit if they had ONE post where they mentioned my work as inspiration rather than acting like it’s their original idea.

additionally, this person is 100% someone i used to know, which adds insult to injury. i’m not an unfriendly person, and this would be extremely flattering if they’d reached out. they can tag me. if they’re someone i’ve blocked, they’re blocked for a reason & shouldn’t be so obviously lifting my ideas.

[dndadsbara]

to add to this, “you’ll live” is such a stupid statement. it completely removes the hurt someone could feel that their idea was stolen by someone who not only did they used to know, but actively engaged in that content with. yeah. she’ll live. but that doesnt remove the fact that it would hurt??? really bad?? she puts so much time and dedication into this project.

[victusinveritas]

[errorschacha]

The entire point of, OK, my phone really wants to call it Anastasia so I guess we’re doing that? The entire point of Anastasia (as administered by a board-certified Anastasiologist) during sugary. Sugary? Haven’t I suffered enough? The entire point of Anastasia during augury. Jesus Christ. Hold up. You know what, augury is preferable to sugary. Augury is obviously performed by an auger (makes sense if you give it a think) whereas sugary is performed by…? A sugardaddy? NO THANK YOU. Anyway. The entire point of Anastasia is so that you don’t know what music your sturgeon. Fuck right off. Was playing. While you were under. You’re not supposed to wake up from Anastasia and immediately realize you managed to get earwormed by Motörhead’s “Ace of Spades” during your sugary.

[updatingranboo]

Ranboo tweeted 😭

[dogpuppy]

[gazehoundz]

[felixcloud6288]

Listening to a podcast

"Let's take a word from our sponsor."

*Skip ahead a minute* "You can-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Use code-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "T-shirts-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Motherfuck-"

*Go back 15 seconds*

[felixcloud6288]

Oh we're all feeling this one aren't we?

[kitsuleif]

[earhartsease]

and that much ado? it's about nothing

[tabloidsores]

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

[tabloidsores]

What is going on

[blackpyrefly]

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

[dogpuppy]

[seven9s10s]

it's a dungeons and daddies fanfic, not a patent for the telephone, you will survive

i’m not acting like it’s the end of the world, it’s just extremely rude, lmfao. imagine you have a piece of art that you hold extremely near and dear, that you put a LOT of work into (nearly 56k published words so far!!! not counting discussions in dms, roleplay, art, etc!!! a labor of love for two full years!!!) and someone guts it for their own use and doesn’t credit you. i literally wouldn’t give a single shit if they had ONE post where they mentioned my work as inspiration rather than acting like it’s their original idea.

additionally, this person is 100% someone i used to know, which adds insult to injury. i’m not an unfriendly person, and this would be extremely flattering if they’d reached out. they can tag me. if they’re someone i’ve blocked, they’re blocked for a reason & shouldn’t be so obviously lifting my ideas.