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[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[pukicho]

Please stay

[severalgoats]

i built this at our local lego store and managed to get put on the employees' "freak shelf"

[severalgoats]

my partner and i had a laughing fit at the club over this on Friday

[monamoni]

104 skydivers, 20 nations and one beautiful world record breaking moment

[plothooksinc]

For the people in the notes, this is not AI. A simple search online will find it on news sites.

[only-cat-memes]

[voidpaws]

ok anyways. post this beast

[foxonrollerskates]

I HAVE THE OTHER PART TO THIS PHOTO

[myheartflutters]

It’s an enamel pin of a cat biting another cat’s butt. No further explanation needed. (IT'S AVAILABLE HERE)

[ashed13]

@theunknowngrowshere

... I found it. Love they made it into a pin–

[otherworldlyflameorb]

Yay ill order it

[my-dailydreams]

[thememedaddy]

[mechandra]

hello! hello! hello! hello!

[brucebocchi]

i can be trusted around the box of ice cream sandwiches in your freezer

[shutyourmoustache]

“No, your grandma didn’t speak in tongues, but she did sob. You called her a dipshit.”

[transmantraut]

MY JAW IS ON THE FLOOR

[wayneradiotv]

this is the new crown jewel of breaking bad edits

[figglypuff]

[necrolentil]

Goddamit i hate this fucking post. I hate it because obviously if “twelve” followed the same pattern as the other teen numbers it wouldn’t be “twoteen” it would be “seconteen”. Think about it. It’s not “threeteen” it’s “thirteen” as in “third”. It’s not “fiveteen” it’s “fifteen” as in fifth. So with that in mind, you count “first, second, third, fourth, fifth,” and so on, so eleven would be “firsteen” and twelve would be “secondteen” or “seconteen”. “Firsteen, seconteen, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen….” It just drives me absolutely mad everytime i see this post that this obvious pattern was overlooked and i cant hold in my rage anymore.

[improper-integral]

[seven-oh-four]

tomodachi life should have a morality slider in character creation. so you can create characters who are jerks, to create more friction and have more interesting interactions. and if they meet the right person, an evil person can have a change of heart, or a good person can be corrupted to the side of evil

[dailycatsblog]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i need to come up with a way to say “i mean like, movies for grownups” that doesn’t make me feel like a villain

[cheaphalloweencostume]

but that’s absolutely not what i mean. Science of Sleep and Dave Made A Maze are both films for grownups that are super whimsical. Be Kind Rewind, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Swiss Army Man— all whimsical stories for adults that i love!