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so. i do this thing where i wake up still half-asleep, write a note in my phone, and then fall back asleep and forget about it completely until i find the note later.

and i need to show you all some of these because ?????

ashed13

Beautiful. Your sleepy self is a gem that must be protected. The knowledge they could teach us!

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apatheticsunday

Fent-anyl

AKA "Ghosts feed on emotions. The stronger, the better. Danny quickly realizes this also applies to pain. He becomes a nurse at Dr. Leslie Thompkins' clinic. Enter: the Wayne Family Dilemma." DPxDC prompt idea!

Okay, so, Danny hadn't really intended to work at Dr. Leslie Thompkins' free clinic as a nurse. He even applied for the job; he was helping somebody else who'd gotten mugged get to the free clinic and Dr. Thompkins stopped him, asked, "You're a nurse?" And he was hired. It turns out, nobody wanted to work for Dr. Thompkins because it was a crime-ridden hotspot: Crime Alley.

Danny doesn't even really realize what's happening until a patient with a GSW comes into clinic, yelling and bloody, and Danny's nitrile touch calms him enough that he doesn't even need morphine. A haphazard surgery later and Danny's fully satisfied - he doesn't even need to eat dinner because he feels like he's two minutes away from a food coma.

That's where the rumor starts. The free clinic has good drugs. Not fentanyl, oxycodone, dilaudid, or ketamine. Something better that has no side effects and totally erases every pain - as little as a sore throat to chronic pain that doctors have said there's no cure for. It becomes so well known that Dr. Thompkins' clinic is a huge target and a certain batfamily has to stake out the place to dissuade criminals.

Enter: Dick Grayson, former BPD officer with chronic leg pain after being shot in the leg. Jason "Totally Not A Crime Lord" Todd whose extensive burns affect the right side of his body. Barbara Gordon, Gotham librarian whose spinal injury causes phantom pain.

ashed13

They're gonna think that Danny is a meta who can relieve pain just by touch... Which is probably a very dangerous power to have in a place like Gotham.

... Fiiiiiiic

mizuthe-cat

I don't think every character ever needs to be shipped with someone maybe they just need to be shipped in some sort of box alone to a location

ashed13

Ryland Grace would prefer to be excluded from the narrative, thanks.

mizuthe-cat

I don't think every character ever needs to be shipped with someone maybe they just need to be shipped in some sort of box alone to a location

ashed13

Jonathan Sims would prefer the former, thanks.

english-history-trip

The long-lost remains of King Alfred the Great have been found buried under a car park, investigators claim.

Alfred died in 899, and his bones were repeatedly moved. He was buried in Winchester Cathedral until 1110, when his remains were moved to Winchester's Hyde Abbey, where they were interred before the high altar between the bodies of his wife and son. The abbey was demolished after the dissolution of the monasteries in 1539, and the place was left in ruins. In 1866, during construction of a workhouse on the site, the English antiquarian John Mellor excavated the area, found what he thought were Alfred's bones and had them reburied at nearby St. Bartholemew’s Church. But in 2013, when archaeologists exhumed and carbon-dated the bones from St. Bartholomew’s churchyard, they proved to date from over 200 years after Alfred’s death - sparking Graham's interest and search. He said: "Whoever’s bones they were, they weren’t Alfred’s. So, I decided to discover what happened to them. "The quest has taken me 13 years.”

lostinhistory

shut up they did not find another goddamn king under another goddamn car park

ashed13

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charlesoberonn

Necessary and sufficient

charlesoberonn

Adding a second lock was not necessary.

charlesoberonn

Understanding the difference between necessary and sufficient is necessary, but not sufficient to earn a math degree.

charlesoberonn

Part 2

charlesoberonn

Gladly!

ashed13

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I just think this whole thread is neat.

coppernuggets

Congrats tenna which rich person will croak before you next

insert-the-4thwall-entity

does this count?

kittyofthestarz

DAMN IT, HE MISSED

insert-the-4thwall-entity

i had to

ashed13

Tenna, you REALLY need to practice your aim. Stop missing bud. We believe in you, you can do this.

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cowboyhatesithere

Daily gratitude

I don’t have kids

I don’t spend money on nicotine

I don’t gamble my money away on sports

I’m not reliant on a chat bot for all my life functions

My books/CDs/DVDs collection is plentiful

ashed13

Beautiful.

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herowyn

5 0 Y E A R S A G O

rarebird22

Almost 57 years ago!

ashed13

"Moon, we're on to you." What did my girl, Moon, do?

hailed-marys

Sorry, the "wax museum incident"???

Okay so like I went to a really conservative super small catholic school growing up and in like middle school they had this tradition of putting on a “wax museum” where all the kids picked a historical figure to research and then write a paper on and then write a speech about. We had to write a speech, dress up as the person we chose, and then say the speech to the whole school. Innocuous enough, right?

Thing is, I was a little cunt and I liked to push buttons. So I decided I was going to research Sappho. That’s right, that Sappho. The Greek poet from lesbos who was a massive lesbian and is the genesis of the term sapphic. At Catholic school. In 2016.

I got stern talkings to from so many teachers during the course of that project because I kept trying to write “lesbian” in big letters on the visual projects we had to do and one of the teachers tried to appeal to my pathos by going “the younger kids will see that and not know what it is and get scared” and I did NOT give a shit. She then threatened to deduct points from my grade so only then did I change it. Either way, I had to present my speech first, since the oldest historical figure went first. I was dressed in a giant bedsheet toga, and I made as many allusions to lesbianism as I could without getting in trouble or saying the word lesbian outright. I did get an A. I also got at least 5 phone calls home from teachers and the principal. Can you tell the closet was made of glass? Because I couldn’t.

So yeah. Wax museum

ashed13

Holy this is hilarious.

Also wooow. Oooohh lesbianism~ so scary! So cruel~ hide kids! The lesbians are coming!

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reigen-sweetly

I kinda think a lot of people take the Martin jealousy scene too far #tbh

A lot of people act like it legitimately upset jon when he’a smug as shit that whole scene. He’s LOVING his boyfriend acting possessive, petty and jealous. It’s one of his favourite versions of his boyfriend!

Literally no one loves bitchy Martin more then Jon does

myosotis-elinora

This like- fucking LOOK at this

ashed13

I can't believe some people think this is actually them having discourse. Like wtf, Jon's VERY audibly AMUSED by all of it. If that's an argument, then wtf is their definition of a fight?

auckie

communist-hatsunemiku

virtualgirladvance

You are a bug in bug hell but your spider torturer so fucking bad at their job that the devil himself has to grab you with his gay pitchfork and help them

ashed13

Hey it's trying it's best...

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rigatoniorat47

I like to see when people make Ryland Grace have siblings like colt or court but I think we are really missing out on the Percy Jackson crossover with Jason Grace

Like…are we not seeing the connections, there’s this guy named Ryland who has stuff to do with the sky and rock people with blonde hair and his last name is Grace. And then we look over and there’s this guy named Jason who has stuff to do with the sky, rock people, is blonde, AND HAS THE LAST NAME GRACE.

Idk man idk if it’s just me but I feel like it would be really cool to expand the Grace family through crossovers past colt and court

ashed13

I mean... Jason was kinda kidnapped (read: given as sacrifice by mom) and then raised in a military cult camp sooooo–