AshedIt!

Respectfully, I am terrified.

[byjove]

you ‘found God’? where? put Him the fuck back RIGHT NOW.

[ashed13]

@theunknowngrowshere

[groovyfran-png]

"Do you insert yourself as the top/bottom of your favorite ship?" No, I'm the cameraman

[ashed13]

@theunknowngrowshere

Exactly! This is me with my ships!

[derhutchins333]

I sidnt kkwo aveey owned askirt sinf when did thwy a skir.t. ans di need to drivee therew ognym gish

- derlrod

[ashed13]

Uh... Translation? XD

[shubbabang]

[dark-wizard-guy-fieri]

context (via @mellorocket)

[chimthecappy]

doubly funny that I saw a compilation of all the corporate accounts like "aw thanks elmo, we're doing well" meanwhile all the flesh and blood real human people are extremely not okay

[artistefish]

Okay but Elmo had actually the best and sweetest response to all this trauma dumping:

And then all the other Sesame Street character accounts joined in:

And now I’m thinking maybe we’re gonna be okay… 💗

(Comment compilation from this Twitter)

[aqueerkettleofish]

I kinda feel for the poor person running Elmo's Twitter.

"So, boss... I may have messed up."

"What did you do, Ray?"

"Well, I made a post for Elmo saying 'Hi, how's everybody doing?'"

"I mean, that's kind of what we pay you for."

"Yeah, but.... <sigh> it turns out pretty much everyone is hanging on by a thread, badly enough that they needed to tell Elmo."

"Oh."

"God help me, boss, I think Elmo needs to be there for them."

"Get the others."

[shu-of-the-wind]

this is the energy that jim henson would be proud of.

[anna-neko]

and important addition

Source: instagram

[snowysoul-squrirel]

Always reblog this. Elmo and his friends will be there in your times of trial and doubt, to help you through your torment

[ashed13]

@theunknowngrowshere

[britain-offical]

saw ACAB and read "assigned cunt at birth" which is wrong. but also not far off

[ashed13]

@theunknowngrowshere

[cilantrhoes]

[itsbeeugaymers]

can I reblog for both?

[six-sox]

I’m reblogging for both

[ashed13]

I wanna reblog for both too!

[kingcatnine]

kitten fever is worse than baby fever because a kitten is way easier to obtain than a baby so it's more dangerous

[ashed13]

@theunknowngrowshere

[brainrotranch]

Happy gay season

[ashed13]

GASP! Uncensored hand touching! Have you no decency!?

[assignedmale]

[thenamesgraymydudes]

o7

[ashed13]

@theunknowngrowshere

o7

[rockinrobin124]

I love the concept of the Eridians viewing Grace as this weird soft savior and keeping him in the same biodome as Simon who is just this weird blood soaked man they found in the middle of nowhere.

They're the equivalent of like a dog who saved their family in a fire and some random stray they found in the rain one night to me

[voidsp00ks]

"This is Grace, one of the saviors of our species, he's a golden retriever and we would do anything for him."

"Oh. That one? That one is Simon. A rescue. We aren't entirely sure what he is but Grace likes him."

[ashed13]

"Grace likes him, so we're keeping him." XD

[mossworm]

I like when Pheidole ants do the thing with the head

[bloodandichorandmemes]

I was curious about how accurate this is and am pleased to report it is extremely accurate

[ashed13]

@theunknowngrowshere

[tj-crochets]

My grandma just called and, among other things, said “You have hips. That’s good! Men like hips!” and then she interrupted herself to say “Women like hips. People of your preferred gender like hips. I can never remember”  And I was like “Thanks grandma! My preferred gender is none of them, no thanks.” and she was like “Okay, no one will comment on your hips!” very self satisfied, like “aha, I have figured it out” I think like half her grandkids are some variety of not-straight and she can’t always remember which is which but she is the epitome of like “she’s a little confused, but she’s got the spirit!”

[tj-crochets]

Update: I gave it some thought and my estimate was wrong. Of the grandkids that are out, it’s 1/3, not ½

[tj-crochets]

I told my grandma that I’d told my friends about what she said and that some of y’all had said you wished she was your grandma, and she said “Well, you can never have too many grandkids!”  So like…consider her your honorary grandma* I guess? *if you want an honorary grandma, that is

[tj-crochets]

Update on my grandma: I told her my hair was standing up, but instead of straight line it was diagonal and she said “That’s okay, you’ve never been straight!” and then laughed so hard at her own joke I thought she was going to drop the phone

[tj-crochets]

Happy almost pride month! Have my confused-but-supportive grandma!

[tj-crochets]

An update: my grandma just called me to ask if I knew it was pride month

[tj-crochets]

Happy pride month!!

[obsessivebookwormalert]

yea i think if we count honorary grandkids the gays outnumber the straights like 100-1 :3

[ashed13]

Can confirm.

[catchymemes]

everyone: happy pride month 🌈

my brain at 12:00 am on june 1st:

[ashed13]

@theunknowngrowshere

[leshermes]

June 1st is TOMORROW. It means that GAY PEOPLE will exist, but only for ONE MONTH. Do not forget to buy your tickets to see them NOW, or else you will have to wait AN ENTIRE YEAR to be able to meet them AGAIN.

[ashed13]

@theunknowngrowshere

Dam. Can't believe we can only exist for this month love.

[catchymemes]

MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE

[ashed13]

I NEED THIS SHIT

@theunknowngrowshere

[thewanderingace]

This is amazing to see. I'm gonna cry 😭. That's my aroace spaceman 😭👏

[ashed13]

WE FINALLY GOT A HUMAN AROACE (or heck, even just Ace!) CHARACTER LOL 🤣

[thepagemistress]

You know, one of my favourite things about Ryland Grace is how sociable he is. How easy it is for people to fall into his orbit. They show it time and time again. How much his students obviously love him, how he manages to hype up the dour suits whilst he's testing the astrophage, Carl playing with him in the Home Depot, the other government people eating his Skittles, Eva Stratt dragging him around everywhere and allowing herself to be just that little bit more vulnerable around him, Rocky and the Eridians embracing him as not just as a savior but family.

I know it's not explicit that Grace is aroace but so often, aroace people are portrayed as distant and independent and happily isolated. Sometimes even to the point of misanthropy. It's so nice to see a character like this who loves connecting with people. He's a rambler, he's excitable. So what if he doesn't have a family or a dog. He doesn't need them because he has everyone he meets and that's enough.

[moss-cosplay]

It’s so funny and such good characterization too because he explicitly doesn’t see himself that way. From the book;

“I'm not a people person and I don't know how to approach delicate matters. She said something about the crew liking me more than anyone else. Why? Maybe I just seemed friendly and pleasant because I was usually standing next to Stratt.”

Even he can tell that people naturally like him and he’s just standing there like ????????????? HUHH?

[ashed13]

I betcha he's accidentally stopped more than a few attempted mutinies against Stratt because "Shit, but if we do that, Dr. Grace will be affected!" "Ah shit, you're right!"

Or that he accidentally stumbled on a mutiny taking place, didn't know it was a mutiny, and hang around with them until they just– didn't feel like it anymore.