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★ Defiant Jazz ★ ★ Electricnachos' Sevvy sideblog ★

[pink0paques-deactivated20251126]

adam scott doing his stupid little crafts strikes again

[dailymarkhelly]

SEVERANCE, 1.06 "hide and seek"

Look at you all dewy mouthed.

[junekilmer]

like i love that markhelly are in love and all that now but also i miss whatever this was

[meepwexler]

"See you at the Equator"

[one-paper-bag]

List of questions i don’t have answered yet

WHO is Irving talking to on the phone?

“I think they’ve figured out my innie is up to something”???? how aware is Irving B?

Why did Irv have dirt under his fingernails?

What did Jame Eagan mean by “The Grandfather” and why is it capitalised like a proper noun in the subtitles?

Who is actually on the board?

What’s up with the goats? Is it just cult business? Is there a real effect to goat sacrifice?

How many kids has Jame had I’m scared

“They may also be connected to several recent disappearances or deaths”?? Is Gemma not the only victim?

Why does Jame have no “S” at the end of his name it’s making me uncomfortable

“You’ll kill them all!”??? WHAT did Dr. Mauer mean by this? Did he mean Gemma’s innies?? I’m so scared

Is Mark cooked because he got brain surgery 2 days ago and is now in Lumon’s basement with no post-op care?

[severance-posting]

i have a few answers.

- the "dirt" is black paint from his all night painting

- the fun with severance is that the only true scifi is severance the procedure and chip, and the code detectors. the goats aren't a vessel or anything, they're just ritualistic sacrifices. though i CAN see them being the numbers, by way of camera tracking. its not even scifi. this idea is based on Cloudflare's Lavarand, which is a wall of like 100 lava lamps who's random blob patterns create the entropy for the company's encryption. so like translated to sev, the clusters of goats are where the feely numbers pop up.

- jame is probably the father to too many children. look up sperm donor sibling pods. the irl ramifications of like zero regulations in the sperm donation industry is horrible.

- yeah they probably have other MDR departments doing the same thing. remember the MDR replacements in 201 were from other Lumon branches and didn't need to get trained on how to refine. they've been refining elsewhere. Lumon's made the most progress with Gemma because of Mark, which inherently disproves the procedure's efficacy, and did lead to Cold Harbor's downfall when Mark Scout got to Gemma

- Jame has no s because some of the names in Sev are kooky. wtf is a Ricken? Danise? Rebeck? Balf? kooky names abound.

- yes "you kill them all" refers to Gemma's innies. Mauer is obsessed with her, psychosexually, and has an attachment to them all.

- yeah Mark's probably got some trouble in store for him from his basement neurosurgery.

[girlbossfranziskavonkarma]

people are literally so boring a male character will kill 10000 people and steal candy from babies and theyll be like omg thats my king! but a female character is rude once and theyre like i hope she dies violently

[evilkitten3]

reblog to support female characters violently killing people

[thekeyofreason]

alicetrijjet

[kendrysaneela]

Severance Text Posts 62/?

[foibles-fables]

the concept of disfavored daughter Helena Eagan becoming just another nurturable mammalian sent to the proverbial slaughter for the good and glory of Kier

[tenderwhumps]

whump is fun because you see a character and are like “i love you so much that i want to see you sobbing and covered in blood. i need you dying in a hospital bed. i need you cold, wet, and miserable. i love you and want you to suffer unimaginable horrors. then you can have a kiss on the head as a treat”

[psychedelikats]

unfinished sketches 🦐 helly r unshrimp challenge..

[phantrashcan]

SEVERANCE | 2.06 "Attila"

[johncagedigicoreremix]

pretending to forgive my inner child so it comes out of hiding and i can deliver the final blow

[faggyangels]

“average Doctor is really really cool” factoid actually just statistical error. average Doctor is very uncool. The ninth doctor who wore a leather jacket 24/7 and told a dalek to kill himself is an outlier and should not have been counted

[curvesncurls-deactivated2017090]

I want some “you mean the world to me” sex.

[hiveswap]

they dont tell you this but you carry your upset younger self in you like a parasitic twin

[severe-thoughts-and-feelings]

yup..........

[mamiaztec]

real lovers moan while kissing